I felt the need that this was acceptable.

exceedingly excellent your mother joke

What’s this? Ball. What’s this? Sack.

Aw shit fart on my Roomates door, Ha! BUT ITS GODDAM 8D WITH SOME EXTRA MAYONNAISE

Pineapple is good on pizza. The Bible is a fiction book. Black licorice is good. Candy corn is good. Reeces suck. Cats are overrated.