It's 1989 when Delay Lama visits DDR (East Germany). Invited by forces of the democratic opposition, Delay Lama teams up with local youth and organizes the first rave in history, single-handedly annihilating the entirety of the Eastern Block. Afterwards, Delay Lama marries the Pope to secure a strategic buddhist-christian alliance, and then invents Döner Kebab ending world hunger forever.  Everyone lives happily ever after, the end of history is here.

Delay Lama visits DDR

The year is 1988. After successfully sucking the tongue of every soviet soldier in Afganistan, Delay Lama goes on an undercover mission to the PRC. His objective - steal the Lao Gan Ma chilli oil secret recipe before it can be used to conquer the world. Before he can reach his objective, he is stopped by the time-travelling genetically augmented Chinese supersoldier John Xina. Like a pair of hungry snow leopards, they exchanged blows for two weeks in a magnificent duel that lasted two weeks and caused 20$ worth of damage in broken chairs.

Delay Lama acquires Laoganma

After Delay Lama secured Lao Gan ma secret recipe, CIA finally allows him to have some well-earned rest. Delay Lama falls asleep immediately, and what he dreams of is 2009 eurodance party in the city of Wąchock. This tape is a recollection of that dream. Delay Lama has never heard a single eurodance track in his entire life.

Delay Lama’s dream of transfiguration transgression transport also world peace

So what do the TF2 mercs do when their game is unplayable because of the bots running rampage like a band of bald apes? They go to warehouse raves apparently. All dance they can do is conga dance but nobody minds because everyone is cool and chill here :)

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