Pussy & Weed

I like living in the land of the free
Where quite a few rights are-a guaranteed
I thank the founding fathers for planting their seed
And givinʼ me my love of pussy and weed

Weed and pussy, pussy and weed
What else could a country boy need?
You can take my house - rip up the deed
but stay the fuck away from my pussy and weed

Iʼm a patriotic woman with a love of this land
a lesbian military veteran
I served with a purpose, so you can believe
Iʼd die in defense of pussy and weed

Weed and pussy, pussy and weed
What else would a soldier girl need?
You canʼt bottle up a genie after sheʼs been freed
Keep yer laws and yer paws off my pussy and weed

Jesus was preaching on the sermon mount
he said, You goofy mother fuckers keep stressing me out
If my dad stays mad, heʼll make you bleed
So just chill the hell out with this pussy and weed

Weed and pussy, pussy and weed
the only two times the world has ever agreed
to forget all the factions and then interbreed
And live in love with this pussy and weed

Pussy & Weed - demo

Gay Bar Blues
 
Me and the boys are comin' out tonight
We got women on our minds, but there ain’t none in sight
Now, we feel a little stiff, and we’re kinda uptight
We’re gonna try this trick before we get into a fight
 
We’ll drink some wine, liquor, liquor, liquor, wine, semen and beer!

Now pop your cork and let the bubbly flow
Shake a cocktail into our glasses, Joe
We don’t mind some head when you’re servin’ us beer
We thought we never wanna but we love comin’ here

We're drinkin wine, liquor, liquor, liquor, liquor, wine, semen and beer!
We thought we'd never wanna but somehow we love comin' here!

Now Jack’ll go down smooth with coke
We’ll have a Harvey Wallbanger, then we’re havin' a smoke
A lot can go down between now and last call 
And you can bet what’s comin' with a round of high balls

We’ll drink some wine, liquor, liquor, liquor, wine, semen and beer!
We thought we'd never wanna but somehow we love comin' here!

Me and the boys are comin' out tonight!

Fuckable Cousin

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