Original track produced by Pagano. This remix courtesy of the legendary Ralphi  Rosario, founding member of the influential US DJ group Hot Mix 5 &  one of the leading forces in the early Chicago house music scene. THIS is the bomb.

Back to the future (Ralphi's Happy Days House Mix)

I choose to have this lifestyle, so don’t  ask me to stop 
Or settle down in a 9-5, 
My job to rock
The devil rules my body, he’s the master of this show
He fashioned me from flesh and blood like Michaelangelo
My dick is ornamental, would knock donkey sick- 
You must have seen my profile, that’s right, I’m turning tricks

If you wanna romp on me, I’m so sorry, this ain’t free
This ain’t love, it’s pure desire, that is why this dick’s for hire

Boys say I’m banging  steroids, ‘Tis a Pity She’s a whore’
But customers, keep coming back, THEY just want me more
Don’t diss me coz I sell + pimp my life by pay-per-view
On Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, I know just what to do
I’m strictly independent, got no wife or kids at home
It’s just me & GPScort doing business on my phone

If you wanna romp on me, I’m so sorry, this ain’t free
This ain’t love, it’s pure desire, that is why this dick’s for hire

I’ve won a porno Grabby since I’ve made a film or three
My double penetration was directed by Chi Chi
Dancing is my drug of choice, it’s reefer for the soul
And when I do it in my jocks, your mum will lose control
Yoga made me supple but boxing gave me brawn
I’ve been a fit, hot fuck  since the day that I was born

I’m a pop up bitch in Shoreditch  
And I LOVE Ibiza town
Blew my mind one night in Vauxhall and that really got me down
That night I learned a lesson, don’t go slamming Tina
Unless you wanna  eat your eyes and have sex with the cleaner

That Polish dude got lucky, so high I waived the fee, but Unless you’re Ryan Gosling, you’ll pay for sex with me
I’ll travel via Eurostar, Oystercard or cycle, won’t drive my car on GHB, that's for George Michael.

This ride is always open, but you’ll have to join the line
Coz this  theme park isn’t Disney, but it’s quite hard to define
I’m the best man in the business, you can check on Wikepedia
GPScort pimps me out, they are the market leader

If you wanna romp on me, I’m so sorry, this ain’t free
This ain’t love, it’s pure desire, that is why this dick’s for hire

I’m semi –multilingual with a very travelled tongue
¿Tu casa o la mia?
Oh, yeah- and I’m well hung. 
I’ll tolerate religion in most denominations 
In fact my piece is stronger than the  U-nited Nations
Despite a country’s borders, people come together
Sometimes we need love
Sometime we need leather



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Back to the Future- Pagano featuring Stewart Who? (original Heaven Mix)

Twisted Matinee PA Edit- Wayne G (featuring Stewart Who?)

Twisted- Wayne G feat. Stewart Who? (Danny Tenaglia's Club Mix)

Wayne G feat. Stewart Who?- Disco Dealer

Wayne G feat. Stewart Who?- Debauchery

Finally Found Love - Angie Brown (feat. Stewart Who?) Paul Goodyear House Anthem Mix

Wayne G feat. Stewart Who?- Twisted (Original 6AM Warriors Mix)

Pagano Feat. Stewart Who?- Back to the Future (Gianggi Cappi Disco Mix)

Ralphi Rosario & wayne G feat. Stewart Who?- Bitch (Wayne's Dirty Dub)

Essentially, I’m a writer. I’ve penned a Gold-selling single, pop culture critiques, travel features, music reviews, serialised horror stories, erotic fiction, critical reportage, celebrity interviews, high profile obituaries, techno poetry, luxury brand ad copy, marketing collateral, social commentary, campaign literature and as a teenager, a love letter to a ski instructor in Austria. 

Jobs that have shaped my experience, paid the bills and informed my writing include; magazine editor, performance artist, journalist, international DJ, online editor, auctioneer, club promoter, hod carrier, film producer, psychiatric nurse, catwalk model, video jockey, podium dancer, photographer, choreographer, , theatre director, chat show host, art bodyguard and once, during a  stint in Ibiza, a spontaneous circus act. 

I’ve been busy-ish.



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