You’ve entered the Deep Burrow. “Goblin Skank Ritual” is a moss‑coated floor-shaker built from cursed bass loops, warped chants, and percussion made of goblin toenails. It’s not EDM. It’s E.D.M.—Enchanted Dirt Music.

    Made for cave parties, bog rituals, and sweaty hill trolls on molly.

    Expect:

        Ritual skank patterns

        Goblin funk micro‑grooves

        Bass that causes minor earthquakes in fairy villages

    If you don’t feel possessed by the third drop, return the track to the forest and apologize to the trees.

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No unauthorized use, reproduction, or goblin summoning permitted.

The Goblin Skank

Flop It Round

She doesn’t walk — she glides on sub-bass. Empress Riddim descends like temple mist at midnight, guzheng strings slicing through breakbeats like calligraphy in motion. This is the jungle throne room: where the riddim bows, the drums kneel over rolling snares.

Crafted in the deepest halls of the Dreamhollow pagoda, this track fuses ‘93 jungle pressure with the grace of ancient dynasties. Bone-snapping kung fu FX, sparse bamboo flute stabs, and spectral operatic hits summon a riddim of both elegance and menace.

Move gently. Or don’t. The Empress is watching.


🔥 Chunglist (n.)

/ˈʧʌŋ-lɪst/
A sonic fusion of 90s UK jungle with traditional East Asian instrumentation, mythic aesthetics, and mystical sound design.
Characterized by:

    Deep sub-bass + polyrhythmic breaks

    Guzheng riffs, dizi flutes, erhu glides, pipa stabs

    Hypnotic energy: part Shaolin temple, part Camden rave dungeon

    Mood: "if Crouching Tiger had a pirate radio show"

Empress Riddim 🪷

🇷🇸 Balkan Badman 🇷🇸
Step into a rugged jungle rave where gritty London basslines collide with wild Balkan brass chaos. Rolling, punchy breaks and heavyweight subs meet electrifying trumpet stabs, rowdy gypsy grooves, and fierce Eastern percussion. Raw, authentic '93 energy—pure underground dancefloor murderation. 🔥

"Balkan Jungle Music"

Balkan Badman 🎺

🥋 Shaolin Rudeboy 🥋
East meets West as silky Guzheng strings glide over a fat, bouncing jungle bassline. Classic '93 jungle breaks blend effortlessly with serene Shaolin vibes, and hypnotic percussion. Energetic yet smooth—this Shaolin Rudeboy brings pure Zen to the dancefloor.

"Chinese Jungle Music"

Shaolin Rudeboy 🐉

Woi Nami Nam 🔥

Rebirth

What if your nostalgia is leaking backwards from the future?

Think 93

Blow My Horn 🎺

Yolandi

How to Futterwack™:

1: Bend knees (low squat, you’re dropping into primal skank stance).
2: Stick your bum out (extra bass resonance).
3: T-Rex arms (elbows locked, wrists dangling, claws ready).
4: Chicken walk (stomp side to side, chest jutting forward).
5: Twerk simultaneously (bassline shakes your whole backside).
6: Pull silly faces.

Song Description:
Mad Hatter threw open the doors and the rave exploded. James Brown is on the mic, Jim Carrey’s pulling faces in the corner, Fraggle Rock creatures are skanking under the strobes, the Muppets are wheelin’ up the decks, and Sesame Street just kicked the speakers into overdrive. It’s pure Wonderland madness — bass thumping, knees knocking, T-rex arms flailing. The FUTTERWACKER has begun.

P.S Fungle = Funny Jungle

Futterwacker

• Funkonaut • Skank Sage • Bass Prophet •
Fudgie doesn’t just make music... he alters the fabric of spacetime.  🌌

From Jungle to Baile Funk to enchanted Temple Bass — he invents new genres: Bunglism, Kokiri Funk, Barage, Temple Funk, Chungle, Kungle, Fungle and Didgeridungle — each a portal into dreamspace.

🌀 Expect:

    Deep Skanks pulling you into the undercurrent

    Mythical bass carved from jungle echoes & emotional ruptures

    Sacred drops, fairy flutes & soul-chopped vocals

    Sonic ritual for broken hearts & barefoot dancers

✨ For those who skank to remember, to release, to transform.

🎧 All tracks made with truth, pain, joy & ancient rhythm.

🏆 Awards: Winner of the 2025 Prize for Sonic Irreverence

📜 Decoded Manifesto: 
"I don’t 'drop tracks' — I leak prophecies."

📜 Translation: 
“I don't write songs. I decode transmissions.”

“South London Jungle, oldskool jungle × experimental fusion, bangers only”

#RuffneckRider

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Fudgie Bem 👽

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