Same as before, but actually recorded nicely

How The Fuck Did They Fuck (Guitar Track)

*WARNING*
I AM A REALLY SHITTY VOCALIST"

Song I wrote for an SMG contest.

Instruments - me
Mixing, mastering and drum programming - Joshua Richardson


LYRICS:
Lemme tell you something I thought in the shower,
while scrubbing my massive cock,
I wondered how the hell cavemen did it,
But I really didn’t give it much thought

I checked Pornhub and there were some ideas,
Of how the hell cavemen fucked,
Neanderthals, with their massive balls,
I bet the STDs sucked

They used their dicks!
I’m shitting bricks!
Ug ug!
Ug ug!

They used their cocks!
Dick in a box!
Ug ug!
Ug ug!

I told all my friends they thought I was crazy,
Thinkin’ I was insane,
I will admit, unfortunately, 
I was a bit hazy

I wanna know how the fuck they fucked
Did they do it consensually?
...Probably not, *spoken*
Well, the guy did it labially!

you know what I just realised?
I think I’m turning myself!
Ug ug ugug ug ug ug ug
Hey, you should turn yourself!

fug