3. Beats

From Colton Fulton's Bleak Outlook

You were standing at the bus stop
And my heart stopped
I’d never seen a woman like that
From bottom to top,
Intended to shock
Besmocked in nothing but black
Like a Victorian novella
you opened your umbrella
I thought you’d turned into a bat
Then with a gust of air,
hair flew everywhere
And I knew you owned multiple cats

I want no part of that
Unless you go to my flat
Then you take a bath
She didnt care for that

I was looking for an escort
In the food court
You looked like Edgar Allen Poe
in a dress
You said your life’s a mess
And you owed your parents rent
Between drags of your clove cigarette
Working part time at Hot Topic
Doesn’t cover antipsychotics
Enough about YOU baby, give it a rest
Then I was introduced
To her massive black boots
It’s more than just looking depressed
It’s also self defense

Now I’m shouting
And I’m shouting
I believe you’re standing on my foot
When I said I had a foot fetish
I think you might have misunderstood
Now you’re grinding
and you’re grinding
Your heel just as hard as you can
I’m sure this is like 2nd base to you
But frankly I’m not much of a fan
I’m not your kind of man
Why can’t you understand?
This isn’t what I planned
Its literally a one night stand

She was working at a Starbucks
Reading Fight Club
She had a haircut that looked like a dare
With all that metal in her face
She wouldn’t look out of place
In a drawer
with the good silverware
Where it began for me’s uncertain
I’ve always enjoy Tim Burton
Its safe to say that
I have a type
If I’m attracted to them
Then they’re always unhinged
I should listen to my own advice
Now I’m paying the price
I’m being sacrificed
To the Anti-Christ
Now its happened twice

Now I’m bleeding
Yes I’m bleeding
It’s like something out of Lord Of The Flies
I’ve always tried to have an open mind
But I think that I might actually die
Now I’m dying yes I’m dying
I’m bleeding out right here in your room
I thought you were just into Siouxsie Sioux
But this is what you get when you assume…
You make an ass out of “oom”
And then you’re sealed in a tomb
That’s where you meet your doom
In Moody Ashley’s Room
Its where she howls at the moon
It’s where she spins her cocoon
It’s where her ex is exhumed
In Moody Ashley’s Room
It’s where she keeps her broom
It smells of piss and perfume
She’ll let you feed her baboon
She’s the princess of gloom
In Moody Ashley’s Room

Moody Ashley's Room

My attorney would like me to assure you this song is in no way shape or form about Pac-Man. It is a song about the crippling addiction I was experiencing in 1981. It was not an attempt to cash in on the video game craze. The rumors dog me to this day.
Just let a man be a pill head in peace, if you don't mind.

I'm trapped in a labyrinth
I'm haunted by ghosts
Just try and imagine
what this image evokes
I throw money at my problems
I take lots of pills
It’s like someone’s controlling my actions
And nothing seems real

One Ghost likes to chase me
Two Stop Me In My Tracks
And the penultimate apparition
Acts like a sociopath
I feel like I’m running in circles
So I exit stage right
And Like God’s Cruel Joke
Suddenly I’m on the other side

And I can’t stopppppp
I can’t stop eating


I know a girl with an eating disorder
She wears a pink bow and she’s kind of a hoarder
Except for the make up, she’s a lot like me
We share similar interests and we both agree that
I like pills and she likes pills
We both like pills
So we eat lots of pills
Ghosts chase us through mazes
While we’re hopped up on pills
So go get some quarters
‘cause we don’t take bills


And we can’t stop
We can’t stop eating
We can’t stop eating

Bananas and Cherries
Pears and Strawberries
And Pretzels
And Pills

The Haunting (I Can't Stop Eating)

Never been to Birdland though I’m a big Charlie 'Yardbird' Parker fan. This track, however, is more about the Tweetie variety, they are such a delight, I love listening to their toons. If you have time, I urge you to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdIoL2YLu7Y . Ghislaine is such a talent, her photos and videos just capture the magic.
  
I’m on my way to Birdland
That’s where I wanna be
Modern day living so unforgiving 
It’s not a place for me

You’re better off in Birdland
It’s so plain to see
Ask the crows coz they all know
Birdland’s the place to be

I just love their beaks
Their feets, their tweets
And they’re so reet petite
So why’re being so thoughtless
Turning up the heat
We’re the pest
Messing up the nest and…
You know the rest  
You know the rest
You know the rest 
  
You’re better off in Birdland
It’s so plain to see
Ask the crows coz they all know
Birdland’s the place to be
Birdland’s the place to be 
Birdland’s the place to be

30 June 2021

Birdland

mathematical poetry.... just how soon is 'soon'?

"Soon" is the seventh single from my debut solo album, Year Zero, to be released soon....

"Soon" will also be available on all other digital platforms to download and/or stream.... iTunes, Spotify, Napster, Deezer, GooglePlay, AppleMusic, YouTube etc...

(c)(p) written & performed by Miaow McDonald

engineered/co-produced by Robert Davidson, the 'Aged Choir Boy'.

Miaow McDonald: Vocals, Guitars, Synths and other sonic perversions
Robert Davidson: Drums, Additional Synths

Miaow McDonald only plays Fender Guitars.


lyrics:

oh the unquantifiable weight...
the undeniable... wait...
oh irrefutable beauty
of mathematical poetry...

one critical sum in my bed
infinite variables in my head
one critical sum in my bed
infinite variables in my head

soon = |x|
soon = |x|
soon = |x|
soon = |x|

there's no indifference
or uncertainty...
we both know what we want
(can you feel it?)
can you feel the urgency?

one critical sum in my bed
infinite variables in my head
one critical sum in my bed
infinite variables in my head

soon = |x|
soon = |x|
soon = |x|
soon = |x|

Soon

Anywhere out of the  World  - Dead can dance - cover

I was under the impression I was doing the theme song for a film about werewolves called 'The Wolfening." I heard something about Werewolves In Chile. I assumed it was a riff on American Werewolf in London. I was duped! My agent said it would be a little commercial. It turns out I was doing the music for a little commercial, but I'd already signed the paycheck, so I did what I always do: Be an absolute bloody professional.
So, here it is, a chili commercial from 1982, from my solo project "Colton Fulton's Bleak Outlook."  
 I'm guessing Duran Duran wasn't available.

(Theme Song From) The Wolfening

Slowly

My Paula

The fourth song from 'The Glory Road'. A song about a Wizard and his source of Visions of the past, present, and future.

4 The Crystal Cave (Visions In The Night)

A Robot Fable

Crazy Days (Daze) Madmen And Angels

The sixth song from my 'The Glory Road' album. (There are 14 tracks on the album almost a full 80 minutes).

6 Magic Man

Colton Fulton is back! And this time he's ditched that loser Ian Ansley since he didn't do anything but stand there and look stupid. He's revived his abandoned rock opera from 1977 "Some Pig" based on the sociopolitical commentary of Charlotte's Web! Watch closely as each song will be released incrementally and then, a big stage show! Maybe.

new Release!!
https://parametric.bandcamp.com/album/iii

Some old & closer projects, below. Also contacts

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Contact: gonzojfrances@gmail.com

Moody Ashley's Room

The Colton Fulton Imposition

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