a quick verse that goes well w/ the beat
enjoy the refreshing sound of dr. earl

Lyrics tho:
check my hair and getup, im straight from the 80's
I only rap and crap to impress the ladies
mercedes and beamer, the cars I dont have
got an '89 mustang, but its my dad's
wish I could drive it to pickup a chick
she'd be real impressed cause I drive a stick
Id flash the cash like a drug dealin sinner
she'd peep a smile cause she knows she gettin dinner
underground brand on the shogun shirt
commercial sponsor bya favorite drink squirt
ask carl sagan, the numba one teacher
im chill at church cause im a hip-hop preacher
tell ya up front im the marlboro man
headband, understand, just get in my van
i got the candy, call me earl not randy
gave her my mouth and she tried to say dandy
id grow a stache but id look like a fool
half the mex, double the sex, but no cool
i stole it, but couldnt console it
early morning pamper on my highschool mullet
my workout room has minimal wear
i should really use it cause i wanna get tared
ripped, stripped, jacked imagine that
a whole lotta muscle with 2% fat
ignite my library, send it to the ground
not a sound, just dumbfound, and homeward bound
my little puppy, she'll be there for me
I love the dog she gets spoiled in treats
*So look at my life, who could be sad?
when theres so many great memories to be had
I should stop while it still sounds good
i grew up in the middle class not the hood

Squirt

Cassette

Jaylib - Heavy (Chronic Mix)

Verse 1:
This is the art of war
victors are decided 
before they tour 
those who are wise 
do no toil 
away at the captives brains 
Zhuge Liang would say the same 
Reverse spies is the only way
To learn when to be empty or full
still I see em pick and crow 
at last I’m right because my woes 

Chorus:*****
 I got you were I want
By tippy toes 
caught you unprepared
Lighting your homes 
didn’t want it this way
but now you know
Shouldn’t play unless you want checkmate

Verse 2:
You really gotta study the terrain 
Fire attacks and maneuvering aren’t enough 
I too well know.
So it’s not about the destroying you nemesis
Turn their strengths into weaknesses
Until the come to you on their own whim  
a battle can be won with one single blow though
Surprise will take the cake and eat it too and it shows 

Chorus:***

Verse 3:
Stones thrown at eggs always will break
Strike out sudden like a snake
Formations create momentum that you can’t forsake
The victories of others left them to rule
still going make em bow to you 
with fight there’s always a risk thats true.
Chorus:*******************


Three Kingdoms

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Wave 92'

Soap [Wave '92 cut]

Total Trash Makeover

The Concrete Meets the Skin

Pickup

RAPTOR

mane, im just a kid makin' tracks for fun. If ya like what ya hear, then follow the heck outta me so you can get my music in you'lls ears faster.
good vibes 2 all, and to all a good vibe.
Funk Master- producer
Dr. Earl Funkton Ph.D- emceeeee
Slick Rick- guitar 
Sly Banana- Poet

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