Stronger Than Steel Beams

FUNKe Hevvi Rap

found this while sifting through overwatch files. really weird dialogue, guess we know why it wasn't implemented.

Hidden Soldier and Reaper Dialogue Voiceline

Hidden Dialogue p. 2

winston_reinhardt_interaction03.mp3

hanzo_mcree_interaction01.mp3

Anything Spy can do, Sniper does better

I'm your Daddy 76 (ft. Torbjorn and Reinhardt)

The Dishes

didnt play this one, just stole an instrumental

Tired Of Rein

Justyn's Space Oddity Cover

April 12th is finally here
It’s the day where every year
I'm gonna line myself against the wall
And check how tall I am

Now my head’s against the jamb
I hope this year’s the one when
All the lines above my head 
Won’t be so high above me anymore

Every line my brothers make
Takes me twice as long to get that long
I know it’s wrong but every year
It makes me lie awake
I don’t want to break tradition
But every comparison
Sizing me up to someone
Is leading me to finally break

How many years is it gonna take?

I’m too small to be a star
I’m too big to be a germ
 I don’t want to be in this funk anymore

I’m not 100%, but i’m pretty sure
I got PTSD from a tape measure

I’m too small to be a star
I’m too big to be a germ
 I don’t want to be in this funk anymore

Tape Measure Demo

I can tell that you’re mad at me
Just blame it all on my apathy
There’s a cog lodged inside my brain
That will never turn again

Blame it on my apathy
Or any other fallacy
It’s all my lack of empathy
But never you

Performing your alchemy
Shifting all the blame to me
I’m getting fuckin sick of it
And you are too

What’s wrong girl, did I piss you off?
Well I guess we’re even then
If you can’t accept whenever you’re wrong
I suggest you listen to this song

Face responsibility
Slip into tranquility
Growing up is Fucking up
Sometimes you’re wrong

Blaming all my apathy
Treating me so callously
If you think that’s how to act
Man you’re so wrong

Apathetic Demo

still learning. I own a piano now. I can pick a bit instead of only strum now too. I know it's a generic chord progression, but I like it.

Losing It

What's That Song??

Sorry about the inactivity. I have been trying to learn how to use a new audio mixing program but it has proven harder than I am capable of quickly mastering. I wrote this over night in honor of me moving. I don't have any of my instruments except for my acoustic right now because I've moved it all up but not myself yet.

[Untitled Demo]

This song repurposes the structure of Losin' It, a previous demo song posted on my soundcloud.

I have been working on a lot of music offline. I don't want to be posting shitty demos when i'm still learning how to actually record/mix electric guitar and drums and etc. But expect occasional acoustic renditions here for now.
(The short instrumental intros wouldn't be there on a final version)

Oh what a view here
So clear, such a serene cavalier
Just like a sunrise my dear
There’s nothing for us to fear
Please keep me grounded before I
Sink below again

Oh no, here it comes
Were these walls always so close to me?
My head’s feeling numb, what is real and what is only in my mind?
Reality blind

If you’re a figment of mine
At least you’re here for all time
You lack a pulse and that means
I made your heart skip a beat

Might be going insane, but it’s okay
I’m sane in my dreams
Sleeping in every day
Because real life is not what it seems
Long green fields await us
We could be ageless

I’m talking to myself again
Not again, Not another night to spend alone
Who knows, it’s a blur
Someone fix me and end all of this torture
I need an answer

Reality Blind Demo

Beat: MF DOOM - Vervain

Strapping in the badlands
Twenty blu’s at my feet
No kidding, five more- they’re probably gonna kick me

Mowin scouts
Till all of the trash it put out
Capping blues like biggie
Spy said “Was there ever any doubt?”

But in the middle of my fight I turn around, stop

None other than a engineer relaxing
On his mic, it’s weezer that’s he’s blasting
Waste no time, quick switch to my secondary

Pop a couple clips into his beer bottle, glass shredded
Put that yellowbelly on a diet, primarily leaded
I’m a father figure and my parenting is vicious
But we don’t do shotgun weddings here
It’s only family business
 
They ask me how do I do this?
While i’m maining the pootis?

Truth is uneventful but i’ll grant your wish
All I need to carry is an item called the sandwich

Walked a couple feet when my med started ringing
It was bad, they were burning and the fat lady was singing
Every healthpack in the area was taken by a soldier
Who was training rocket chaining jumping over over over

Overtime began and while my doctor screamed for help
I popped my gru gloves on, ran fast like shibby when his channel fell
 
Going south
On Dustbowl in a killer drought
This MLB Play so calmly made, my med foamed at the mouth

And so I tossed up my sandwich
Healed him so fast I couldn’t tell where it landed

Fires extinguished, no airblast is needed
Who knew that bologna was the cure to prosthesis?

Taking a bite really sounds good
But, you know I never would

Food is for friends and my friends are my backbone
Medics heal me fine but never quite as well when left alone

Caught a couple seasons of HL, it’s straight hell
First place medal on team when hackers took the L
Time spent wisely, but it led me to ask 
Why spend my time maining heavy when i’m clearly playing a support class?
 
Got a lunchbox? Then pass it
Give it to your team, we call that feeding the masses
The bread and the cheese are my body; believe it
It’s really no wonder they call me heavy jesus

Sandwich Methodology

The Good Life (Demonetized Again)

FUNKe's In The Hood

Jeff Kaplan Diss Track

Without A Main

El Scorch Shot

Crosshair

World Tour

Anything Spy Can Do..

The patterns are found everywhere in nature
From the fractal, to the meander,
To the tessellation,
And even the golden spiral
Repeats up and down viral

Sifting through patterns in the noise
Glueing two clues together from analogous thalamus points


They control the thought patterns
Actors of public matters
Rescattering battered minds back into contractors 
De facto. We are reactors, so act so 
Pattern catching dispatchers! amass the front row! 

Attack!
Provide feedback!
Do not sit idle for expendable hacks (yak yak)
All denial, live trial by fire for bugle-rifled writers 
Writhing with liars aligning fat stacks

Fact-check mine
See the signs (BLM)
Make your own and then ronin like samurai 
If you truly want to read between the lines (March!)
March like we’re losing lives, we are

And if it’s recognition’s decision to sow division
Then the coalition i’m envisioning will have a mission:

I haven’t really thought about what we need though..
How about
Disempower Television
Regulated exhibition of facts
Deposition every lie magician holding a hat

We will not prance to a gallow for answers candid
They see that we’re angry, but don’t fully understand it

Inshallah
Got to assert, Regain control
Grab a figurehead’s ankles
Dangle soles over hot coals

Loopholes letting old shoals predict polls
Pundit patrol, red alert, they’ve already been sold!

FUNKe

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