Battle Against an Unstable Deity

A: Hey, I can see the tower from here! We're not too far out now.
AL: Now, just to figure out how to lower this drawbridge...
AL: ...Oh, of course. Asriel, here comes another batch of colorful characters on your right.

E: Cease, you defiling trespassers!
C: Yeah, CEASE!
E: In the holy name of love!
C: Yeah, in the holy name of...
C: ...What???

17. Serve and Protect

I can't do undertale mmusic god help me
Unfinished theme for alphsy crash out 👆

Alphys (Unfinished)

06.Coming Straight For You

F: could you move ?
C: okay...
*Moved at the same spot*
F: are you kidding me ???
C: sorry...
C:oooo....
C: but you know I'm supposed to be scary in those dark corridors so........
C: could you be like... Scared to death or something ?
F: what.

07.Haunting Fight Against The Chōchin'obake

REED: HEY! YOUSE THERE!
REED: YOUSE BOTH LOOK LIKE SOME GREAT WRITAS!
SUSIE: I mean...
SUSIE: Not really.
REED: WELL...
REED: IF YOUSE WOULD MIND DOING ME A FAVAH...
REED: I NEED A STORY FOR THIS WEEK!
REED: DOSE PAGES ABOUT DA FLOWAH MAN ARE GETTING OLD BY NOW!
REED: AND... YOUSE LOOK LIKE YOU'VE GOT A STORY TO TELL!
REED: IT'D SURELY IMPRESS DA FLOWAH MAN!
SUSIE: We're, uh.
SUSIE: We're good, man.
REED: SOUNDS LIKE A YES TO ME!
REED: NOW... TAKE MY TYPEWRITAS!
REED: AND GET READY!
REED: WAIT! LEMME GUESS!
REED: YOUSE, UH, DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE EM'?
SUSIE: (Damnit, man! We have no time for this guy!)
REED: LET'S JUST GET TO CLACKIN' ALREADY!
REED: JUST, UH, USE YOUR KEYBOAHD DOWN THEYA...
REED: AND MAKE SURE TO MOVE THE CARRIAGE RETURN WHEN YOU FINISH A LINE.
REED: THESE THINGS AIN'T CHEAP!
NARRATION: Use your keyboard to type the sentences on screen!
NARRATION: And... be sure to dodge any hazards in-between the text!
NARRATION: "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
REED: THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVA THE LAZY DOG?
REED: HOLD ON...
REED: I THINK I SEES IT NOW!

The theme that plays when you fight REED ALLABOUDIT. Rev up your typewriters.

Above The Fold

The pillars of white seem to double once I get close. 
The... End? Only gets further and further with each new pillar

So, I decide to jump into it...

I appear in a new space
Wait, those bubbles...
The text--
Holy shit.

U-um, guys?

Skate — ...Maybe, afterall, we *should've* made Maize and The fox join our... Um.. "Polycule" 
Maybe... If we did that they wouldn't have... 
...
Eugh, I don't want to spiral again, 
I'll just shut up and read through the current thoughts
Wait, what's that, Fuku?

War [????????: ???????]— ...Let me do something 

...CHECK: FAILURE 

War [????????: ???????] — Come on now!

...REROLL
...CHECK: 
FAILURE

War [????????: ???????] — One more time!!

...REROLL
...FAILURE.

War — Fuck.
War — Guess the dice switched up on us. 
Look, I think we've been in the head too much
Too much talking. I think it's a good time to stop 
At least for a while. It's up to you now 
Just call us out when you need us 

But I...

War — ...Right. 

Skate — I think we're in some kind of... talking space?
The text, the bubbles and... Oh yeah
This music. How long have we been able to hear *music* ?
Not only music coming from every inch
But *familiar* music aswell
Even if you don't want to, it reminds you of the... Previous world 
The barrens, the mines, the city, the machine... 
Hm. Hm, hm, hm. 
You know, The world machine should've given us a camera instead of this god forsaken radio... 
Endlessly rerecording and rerecording the same things...
Eugh, just holding this weights on your soul 
It's so,so strange.
But I guess we should keep holding onto this 
... Am I spiraling again? Sorry, go on

What are the cyphers saying?

Skate [????????: ???????]  — Walking through... they seem to say nothing. I can't decypher these on the go, sorry. 
However... wait
There's one message that got through 

Comment Section: Not Distant

(I'm starting this project over because I have way better ideas for it now.)

* Welcome to HOMEWORLD!
* Where the sky is black and the ground is crunchy!
* Watch out for lava! MT. EBOTT is savage this time of year.

Valley of Fallen Leaves

Just Another Star

* O, MINE! A MORTAL HATH ARRIVED!
* STAY! THOU ART NOT A MORTAL, BUT A BEAST!
* SORRY. I'LL DROP THE THEATRICS TALK.
* HELLO, SMALL GOAT CHILD. MY NAME IS PAPYRUS!
* YOU MAY KNOW ME AS THE LEGENDARY AUTHOUR OF POETRY, AND PLAYWRIGHT RATTLEBONE!
* YOU DON'T? WELL THEN.
* ...
* IN ANY CASE, WELCOME TO POLLEN PINES!
* SUMMER CAMP FOR THE CHILDREN OF THE UNDERGROUND.
* I AM THE CAMP COUSELOR!
(You inspect a rusting robotic bouncer. It doesn't seem to be operational.)
* OH, THAT SCARY LOOKING ROBOT?
* MY BROTHER SANS BUILT IT TO DETECT HUMANS.
* IT STOPPED WORKING A FEW MONTHS AGO, SO FEEL FREE TO APPROACH ME AND IGNORE IT!
(im gonna start uploading these a little out of order. ive had this done before most of the ruins stuff lowkey)
(lazy thumbnail cause i dont have pollen pines art)

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