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Excision - Death Wish

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Cast:
VinnyO as Finn
Frenzy as Dipper

Lyrics:
Finn:
The sole survivor of countless Mushroom Wars here’s tried and true
to kick a superstitious dipstick plus protect The Land of Ooo
On the way, collect more healing tears from creatures with one eye
Cuz your triangle’s hardly a bite from my life, Marty McFly 


Dipper Pines:
Uh- Wow- 
Dontcha know those words were pretty hurtful
I was only passing by on a search for my lost journal 
If a fight’s what you want, the outcomes’ already been determined 
I’m equipped with mystical knowledge; better square up Finn the Hermit (Hah)
I’m Dipper; I’m precocious- and I’ve got the flow to match
You couldn’t find your intellect with a magnifying glass 
I took on the stuff from nightmares- this teen won’t leave a scratch 
You’re more wooden and washed up than the Mystery Shack 


Finn:
I’m an adventurer! With a heart of more gold than my treasure stash
You’re some lily-livered theorist with thoughts bottled like they’re Tourist Trapped
Constricted in Oregon- I’ve searched for my dad in outer Space
Conspiracies stretched like Jake, I’m facing Mathematical shapes 
HA HA! SHMOWZOW!
Equipped with but a thimble and this still wouldn’t be fair
So quit trippin’ or you’ll get cut like a strand of my hair
I’ll easily slice through two freaky pre-teen geeks
And this teen’s dispensing the one Cipher that you won’t beat
Knight of a monarchy of queens but you’ll show Loyalty to the King
Decrypting translucent ink needless with marks from the flow I bring
You’re a Tad Strange, but no Sherlock; so quit pretending 
Y’got no chance of winning this match nor the heart of Wendy 


Dipper:
Stick to the point ‘cause those shots at me aren’t a nice thing
Erase your memories and leave you in a state like the Ice King’s
You two-faced schmuck, acting tough on the battlefront
But deep down you’d shit your diaper at the thought of abandonment 
Reality’s a great magic which where there’s no escape to it’s hex
Attached to a bag given little people and a Glob complex
You’re a coward! Aroused by pink candy and royalty 
A boytoy who flamboyantly forces his loyalty


Finn:
Cut down a Pine Tree with one swing; I’m a Hard Easy hitter 
But I wouldn’t waste the effort, consider yourself Lucky Dipper 
That courageous state’s a short lived act like the ones of Little Gideon
But I’ll break through that hard cover like the Enchiridion 


Dipper:
You seem pretty Armless buddy, so lemme’ lend you a hand 
heh
Finn:
Touch me you d-list; and you’ll be roast Lamby Lamb 
Dipper:
Oh gee- I’m out! You’re as empty as The Music Hole 
The mystery of your bewilderment has yet to be solved

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines- Fle Rap Battles

CreditSong

https://soundcloud.com/multisupervids as Bojack Horseman
https://soundcloud.com/rbrebooted (Chico) as Rick Sanchez
Vladimyr P. as Morty Smith

Flowtest: http://picosong.com/wFLYy

BoJack Horseman:
There’s no Gun in your Pocket with a Morty for assistance
Rick’s win is less kismet then his family’s christmas
Your whole life’s acting Ruffles as you make more mistakes
You cheat the Naked eye, like it’s Ricked This Way
It takes you Nine Rick Potions to see that you’re an outsider
I’ve seen more lyrical insight from a cable provider!
And for rapping? it's no walk in the Anatomy Park
With eating all that shit, Doofus, couldn't leave room for bars?

Morty:
Uhh, I don't know about this Rick..

Rick:
Shut up Morty, we’ll be fine
We’re up against a drunken idiot, who forgot to pay his fines

Morty:
Wait, but Rick, that's yourself

Rick:
No It's not, Shut up Morty!
You better ready up, because it's time to get Schwifty

Rick Sanchez:
Your content’s banter and cancer with a little bit of standards
There’s no need to contemplate when I’ve got all the answers
Crossing genomes, quite n33dful, so quit Horsin’ Around
Since you are too retarded to turn a Brand New Couch
Feisty kitty won't return, Duckman is looking beastly
When you’re lonely you BoJack off like every brony
Using another formula, you’ll say hello to the Moon
Through dreams I snooze, without your fictional horseshoe

Morty Smith:
He is failed like his disses, and his love life’s abandoned 

Rick Sanchez:
I’m blowing off your career, ‘cause my disses are 9/11
It's best you hit the sack, Jack or this’ll end with zymolysis
You can just watch my show to see a REAL midlife crisis

BoJack Horseman:
Left you in a cliffhanger; bigger than my struggle
when It comes down to bars, you’ve got Mr. Poopy Butthole!
Your IQ must be a Jerry if you planned to pull a Roy
Since your bed will be divided, here’s something you should avoid;
Coming Back from the Future, Meeseeking a win- it’s gone
Like how your whole conspiracies about realities are wrong!
Riggity Rek-ing a Rick like the Galactic Federation
I’ll bury Einstein’s career much like C-137

Rick Sanchez:
Mr. Peanutbutter's House Fan Club? *Burp* I’m a member
When it’s positivity, you’ve got DICK to remember
A man that is a horse? What even is your fucking show?
And I’ve won, ‘cause that's the waaaayyyy the news goes
Drinking all that Butterscotch will make you look like a wussy
no wonder sex with a cat shows your true side, you pussy!
Horseman will showcase the fact that he will O.D
And with a Rickle in Time, you’ll be trapped in the 90’s!

Writers: Vlad and 8_Bit
Audio Mixer: Vlad
Cover Art made by: Vlad
Beat Produced by Kustom

Rick Sanchez vs Bojack Horseman. MultiVersal Rap Battles (old audio)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Cover Art by Jughead Jay

Jughead Jay as Jimmy Neutron 
Julian the Beast as Timmy Turner & Announcer.

Beat Production: Kustom 
Mixed by: Julian

Karaoke: picosong.com/wsk4u/

TV RAP BATTLES 
TIMMY TURNER!
VS 
JIMMY NEUTRON!
BEGIN

Timmy Turner:
When Timmy’s Turning tables, you better Runaway Rocketboy!
Because I’m causing more chaos than your two robot toys
Unlike your first film, seems you couldn’t kick the buckets
The way you’re animated is as distasteful as the Wishing Muffin
It seems your Power Hour got outrun by Planet Sheen
It’s hard to brag when your heads topped with chocolate ice cream
You leave them lost as Quasar, but they enjoy my “broadcasts”
What do they say when they wanna run away? Gotta Blast!

Jimmy Neutron:
Copying Calvin and Hobbes to get weight off your shoulders?
Giving you a Brain Freeze, while you’re looking for a burner
I see, Beaver Boy; ‘Robbin’ your gigs as a sidekick?
Quite different from the Norm, so the public makes you homesick
Your friends, fairies, fan base, the dream theory I believe
Came out as transgender before you were even conceived
You’re a guy of many bites, always taking high fractions!
Your lines were Fairly Odd after causing Live Action

Timmy Turner:
Oh my God-dard, how the (poof) did you get Cindy?
Your show makes Johnny Test a better Dexter’s Lab wannabe 
This isn’t Science Fair; Brain Blastin’ Fast, Lab 
Rat
Thomas Edison called, and he said he wants his inventions back 
“Nerd-tron” Robot Suits you, getting olders your placeholder
When I have the microphone I run Nick’s shows out of order
You’re driving me Crockers, Nicktoon Unite for a few viewers
I’d rather watch Clockstoppers, you’re like other Dimsdale Losers!

Jimmy Neutron:
Listen Phony Phantom, or you’ll be like Dudley instead
Looking at your report card, you must be used to getting F’d
So Grow up, after spitting like you were in the kitchen
Sniffing up the scene like Sparky for Chloe’s Secret Wishes
Running on your school’s Track, but Francis won’t be back 
Seems this isn’t the first time you’ve been Snack Attacked
I can’t conclude what Tiny Timmy’s twisted minds all about
But my algorithms in tempo left you forever Spaced Out...
Gotta Blast!

WHO WON?!

WHO'S NEXT?!

YOU DECIDE!

ON THE NEXT!
TV RAP BATTLE!

Written by: TV Rap Battles, JChay, Swoldow EVGRB, Honeycombs 96, RedKirby101IsHere, Light, Dani Frias and jay 
(Chiseled by 8_Bit_Brony)

Jimmy Neutron VS Timmy Turner. T.V. Rap Battles 1.

Cookie as Eevee
Justin as Rockruff

Eevee
When the moon comes out, my defense is harnessed
You lose all self control from that Gale of Darkness!
It must be rough knowing I rock from Dark to the Arctic
Your diamond’s lackluster in sharpness which shows your Rock Tomb is harmless 
Don’t psych yourself out! This battle’s heating up!
Go ahead and Run Away when you’ve had enough, pup!
My skill will leave you more shattered than your Splintered Stormshards
Cause when it comes to my rhymes, well you’ve got No Guard!

Rockruff
Yes, you’ve been loved for years with unrivaled seniority
But I don’t need Accelerock to be Game Freak’s new priority
Your design is too normal to keep paying the Bills
While I’m cute and have more edge than a Ten Carat Hill!
Rockruff is hot stuff! You’ll chomp dust, no Fire Fang
Nintendo dropped Dusk to overshadow your entire gang!
A new version every other gen ultimately proves that
Can’t teach an old dog new tricks - but I guess it works for cats!

Eevee 
You best be wary, wolf! Your raps weren’t that Swift!
It helps to go and test your flow before dropping this shit
I’m sure you’re Keen to popularity with your Bloodthirsty Eyes
But look at which of us is present on all of the merchandise!
Just try to match up to me with all of my boosted stats!
You’re soft like a PokePuff! I’m the one with the fans!
It’s not a shock that you’re Adamant about being boulder
But if I evolved next to you I’d turn into a Garbodor! 

Rockruff 
It’s ironic that Eevee has no Effort Value in rap
It’s like your only STAB! You just can’t Adapt!
So I’ll rock the mic, I’ve got bark and bite
And I’ll be going more feral than when it sparks Midnight!
Happy Hour is now! I’m making this my Own Tempo!
So I’ll be making all the cash while you’re as faint as Memento
The Parish Singing of your praises has reached its crescendo 
This battle’s your stepping Stone to getting ditched by Nintendo!

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Eevee vs Rockruff. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #8

YOUTUBE: https://youtu.be/v29_mKB5Agk
INSTRUMENTAL: https://soundcloud.com/vinnyot/jd-vs-yuri-instrumental-prod-me

Monika (Miss Shellah):
Let’s see how we can play around with her script… 

JASON DEAN (Zander)
VS
YURI (GarbageGothic)

Yuri:
I'll come diss like a Heather, end you painlessly like a feather
This'll end fast if your bars are like your suicide letters
Hop on your school’s bandwagon, end yourself to save me time
Follow your mother’s footsteps before you choose to spit rhymes
I know you'll bomb all your lyrics, and now I'm here to defuse
If you're here to bribe me with murders I'm afraid I must refuse
This master of poetry will end your sadistic schemes
‘Cause just like Duke’s murder, your win is nothing but a dream

JD:
Demonic bastard, someone call a pastor
Your chr’s script is in need of a task manager
Lackluster lyrics show you use your pen to conquer lust
Fatal fantasies of romance, this goth is edgy as fuck
Lynch your ass like Sayori, make sure that noose ain’t too loose
And like a game of croquet, aim for your head instead of hoops
So begone thot! You won’t be getting this MC’s Moby Dick
I’ll take your emo poems and forge a suicide note quick

Yuri:
Oh I can't help but fall in love with perfection
Your looks and attitude, it seems I've made a misconception
I'll write about you properly, my skin meeting the blade
I feel the rush flowing through me, as I scream out your name! 
Now quit flirting with the reject of the popular clique
Or she’ll be slit open, bleeding out like my wrists 
My heart pounds to the beat, passion filling me with splendor
I love you, JD- Please be mine forever!
(stab stab die xd)

JD:
You know chaos killed the dinosaurs, you’re next on the list
I know your secrets in your project, allow me to paint the Portrait
While you hide your whole facade as some shy waifu trash
I’ll grab your arm full of wounds and open up your every gash
Your club has already pledged to die in unity
Just for your leader to protest her false reality
Your eyes will finally shut once you're engulfed into explosions
And finally you’ll be free from your hacked emotions

art creds to rosie and riven
instrumental prod. me

Finn the Human vs Dipper Pines- Fle Rap Battles

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