steal the fucking kids it would relieve me but not their mother, their mother would kill me

No Mercy Meme

Wake Up! I Just Murdered Your Entire Family

Pov: You Are Embarrassed Because, Mina Asked Y/N Who She Liked/Crush, Anyways You Act Out Who It Is, And She Quite Doesn't Understand, So You Do It Again And Your Crush Reveals Bakugo KATSUKI 😳😳

Bim Bam Bum Meme

fnaf bullies being idiots (like me)

𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙪𝙙𝙞𝙤𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙗𝙚 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙢𝙚𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨-

2012 TO 2022 GACHA VINES

Laundry Day Blues – Lo-Fi Edition
Feeling the struggle of endless laundry? This lo-fi track captures the mellow yet hilarious vibe of everyone’s least favorite chore. With smooth beats and playful lyrics, "Laundry Day Blues" tells the story of missing socks, shrinking clothes, and the never-ending pile of laundry we all face. Perfect for chilling out, laughing, or just vibing to the rhythm of a real-life blues. Throw this on during your next laundry session and let the mellow beats make the load a little lighter. 🎶

Lyrics:

Laundry day, oh, laundry day blues,
Got a pile so high, I can’t see my shoes,
I got socks gone missing, and shirts too tight,
Every time I think I'm done, it’s laundry tonight.

Woke up this mornin’, thought I’d be free,
But the laundry basket’s staring back at me,
Pair of socks in the washer, but only one came out,
Where do they go? Man, it’s a laundry drought!

Laundry day, oh, laundry day blues,
Got a pile so high, I can’t see my shoes,
I got socks gone missing, and shirts too tight,
Every time I think I'm done, it’s laundry tonight.

Put my favorite sweater on a hot, hot spin,
Now it’s fit for a doll, can’t get my arms in,
Got jeans in the dryer, shrinkin’ by the load,
Guess I’ll never learn – it’s the laundry road.

Oh, the towels are fluffy but they take all day,
And my whites turned pink, what can I say?
I fold it up, stack it neat, just to watch it grow,
Laundry day blues, it’s all I know.

Laundry day, oh, laundry day blues,
Got a pile so high, I can’t see my shoes,
I got socks gone missing, and shirts too tight,
Every time I think I'm done, it’s laundry tonight.

I swear it’s a curse, this laundry life,
Missing one sock like a runaway wife,
Spent all weekend in a laundry haze,
I think I’m stuck here for the rest of my days.

So here’s to the clothes that keep piling high,
To the never-ending rinse, repeat, and dry,
I’ll be back next week, same old tune,
Singing the blues by the light of the moon.

Laundry day, oh, laundry day blues,
Got a pile so high, I can’t see my shoes,
I got socks gone missing, and shirts too tight,
Every time I think I’m done, it’s laundry tonight.

Laundry Day Blues

I'M NOT PREGNANT MEME

-Grump it
Xzevious
yall stories are wilddd

[𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙘 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮]

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it means a lot to me

do you mind if i steal your  kid sir?

TOCA TOCA Meme C.C

amo mi programa
My birthday is in july,
Mi cumpleaños es en julio
il mio compleanno è a luglio
私の誕生日は7月です
who am i?

i'm straight up 
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do you mind if i steal your kid sir?

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Marhine

the ultimate life form princess

useless person

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