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so i write 16s sometimes, i should probably start sharing them if I ever want to make it as a rapper.

Cycles

my entry for the rapgenius contest that
I didn't have a mic in russia to record,
also i was sick.
i need a producer to make this shit sound good

13 when she started getting hit on by guys
Like ey Mami want a little dick with them fries
Or a martini and Tiffany's, listen and think
Your desperation sure does reek on that drink
What's your name, can we fuck, you while out with your dick
While subconsciously the lady knows she's runnin this shit
Before Wayne had a lollipop up in the club
Say Anything and Brand New taught a schoolkid how to love
It was fucked up, what I learned to do was supplicate
Fixed that for all the bitches who hate when you manipulate
An arms race, charming, yet emotionless and ruthless
Young, dumb, and breaks you down, Cher ain't so Clueless
So stop fawning, start yawning, and hit the floor just to dance
Fuck your hand and avoid the romance
Withhold the dick, supply and demand
Flip the tables and make her beg to get in your pants

Drive Slow

ok this shit is bad...i tried using poetry devices i read about

rap game jeremy hammond

chilling in the lead i need something to do
so imma pack a bowl and drop some bars on you
you script kiddies ain't shit, you can't code can you?
you'll never guess that my password is hunter2

pecking with a banana, that shit so ripe
no letters on the keyboard, so that you can't type
fork bomb fuckers who sanitize funny
and code in PHP and print out dollar sign money

keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite
keep hacking elite

shouts out to my true love, grubhub
without them i'd be out trying get fed
sitting on the top shitting all over your bunk bed
drop deuces like i'm hollywood undead

i don't got a team, i am just one dude
i don't pop molly, i rock tomcr00se

Namesake

Catch me snorting dandelions
I'm crazy like Amanda Bynes
It's tantalizing watching me
run fingers round your pantyline
It's so surprising
Fuck Verizon
Love horizons
But I'm rising over these haters
Like yeast, I don't know what the time is

Johnny Coward deflowered in the back of a civic
So fat she's poppin the rivets
And copping some dessert
From the donut palace, with a cock in her miz-outh
Tried to ditch her outside, and get the sack out my hiz-ouse

Ho, Do you wanna smoke crack?
Come over and smack your back on my aerobics mat
Uh, And prepare to meet horny me
Now I'm storming your bitches pussy like normandy

Singing I Love You
And you can love me monotonicly, Bore-ney
Eyes locked in the midst of an orgy
We had something, we both felt more
But there's a hole in your heart
You four door whore

Uh, I'm frustrated we dated
but now I'm sated so I'm chewing
days away, masticating
Put it all the way in, and just let it simmer man
You'll never forgive me like I'm George Zimmerman

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Beat thanks to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZKeH5k4JMU

Risky Business Freestyle

I have a fever and shit and need to heal up like wolverine for tomorrow.
Been watching battle raps.

I'm a little feverish
uh, sightly delirious
Phone dropping the chopper noise
Next to where the speaker sits
And I can barely speak or spit
Still fuck with that reefer kid
Chiefin it, eating it
not wanting to give a shit

Roll up to the police station
Peep the cops face when a hot alien waif
tells him she raped a dude
Surfing pictures of the bottom half of keyboards
Zoomed in on the middle
Saying damn dude, space is huge

Probably, I'll be found dead in my apartment
How do you eat when you lack little white cartons?
Round up a cavewoman, stomp her out with doc martens
Screaming bitch make me dinner like a little white cartman
And she's too old to get her face put on milk cartons
Baby by the milk man, fuck no, abortion
Please can I keep it, ho quit your talkin
Only carriage she rocks is off a cliff: Clara Barton

Literally Sick

It was called the cold war because russia is cold *preview*

someone should explain my shit on rapgenius so i can understand it

****

my goon says you can go on
and we'll take this off ice, back to my office
plus bonus, these girls wanna bone us
though they just told us
mining guild scams are off the menu
you wouldn't continue, to con tin you
hiding with your laptop, in a bag of groceries
ingots in sacks, hoping thats said jokingly
leaving me to hashtag wait and hope and see
behind 7 proxies, you ran all locally
and i know it's not your scene
but party vans are not the parties that you see on your screen
old school, kick it back to command.com
when you still believed you one day might not live with your mom
on your apple ii e, typing peek and poke
when you first ixquicked for deep and throat
john mccain, please let me beat the hope
marketing campaign, scribbled with pen stains
gone off that cocaine, crashing that fast train, in spain
and watching when the fire sparks
i was ethereal before i was a wireshark

25 Down Guarana

Cover of Eminem's "The Sauce". Practicing my breath control and cadence.

I encourage you to try this with a mic and instrumental, it's not as easy as I first thought. Much respect to Eminem. And no disrespect to Benzino, this diss is just an impressive display of technical prowess.

The Sauce (cover)

had to recreate the sample cause of the copyright filter
and there is a piano in my apartment

yeah...it's not rap

i want to be in love when the endgame plays out

So there's some good news and bad news.

Bad news, I didn't have a real mic to record this, as I am, as stated, in a hotel room and only have my mac. 

Good news, I learned what mastering was. Shouts to the Portland crew.

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