A parody, of One Republic/timbaland's "Apologize", me and my friends made about how Chickfila is closed on Sunday. Original. 

Too Late For Waffle Fries

I’m gonna spend my cash on a new keyboard 
I’m gonna - type till I caint no more. 
I’m gonna spend my cash on a new keyboard 
I’m gonna - type till I caint no more. 

You know I got West German blacks
Plate made outta brass
Keycaps that are black
Cerakote the case to match,
Typing on a forty
Got that lemo cordy
My board is so fire,
If you touch it, you’ll get scorched ya.

Bought a new board, I’m stuntin,
New board, I’m stuntin
Copped a new board, I’m stuntin,
New board, I’m stuntin

First I bought a RAMA,
Waiting on the Bauer
Tried to buy a Keycult,
Other folks were faster.
Jane V2 from Yuktsi,
PCB from Hiney,
Sell it for $2000,
Then they wanna kill me.

Bought a new board, I’m stuntin,
New board, I’m stuntin
Bought a new board, I’m stuntin,
New board, I’m stuntin

I’m gonna spend my cash on a new keyboard 
I’m gonna - type till I caint no more. 
I’m gonna spend my cash on a new keyboard 
I’m gonna - type till I caint no more. 

Up-Down, deep sound, living like a thock-star,
Spent a lot of money on that used TGR,
Messed around and made a set inspired by a sports bra,
Now I can’t pay rent, because I went and bought that Kepler,
So much flex, poly carbonate,
Got 205g0, in my vintage blacks,
Wish i could get more cash for a new keyboard,
I wanna type til I cant no more. 

I’m gonna spend my cash on a new keyboard 
I’m gonna - type till I caint no more. 
I’m gonna spend my cash on a new keyboard 
I’m gonna - type till I caint no more.

New Keyboard Road

Parody of Country Roads by John Denver


It’s just a keyboard, is what they all say. 
They just don’t get it, it can be so much more. 
Throw out that membrane, oh you will thank me,
Before you know it, you’ll have keycaps to your knees. 

All the keebs
In World
Aren’t enough
I just need more,

Take my wallet
And my money,
I need more boards
I just need more. 

All those switches, which do I choose?
Might as well just go and buy them all.
Zeals and Pandas, vintage blacks and clears,
Tactile or Clicky, and then theres linear,

All the keebs
In the world
I need more boards
I just need more,

Take my wallet,
And my money,
I need more boards, 
I just need more

I heard a voice in my head as I’m shopping,
The voice, right then, reminds of the bills I need to pay,
And driving down the road got a feeling that i should have paid them yesterday, yesterday. 

All the keebs
In the world
can’t replace
The need for more,

Take my wallet
And my money,
I need more boards
I just need more

Take my wallet
And my money,
I need more boards
I just need more

All the Keebs in the World

Keyboard parody of "Hung Up" by Hot Chelle Rae

Lyrics

Day one, usually the hype is high, people
Joining, if you look left and right,
Not a frown in sight,

Most folks, wait a little bit to see,
The numbers, making sure it doesn’t go bad,
Trying to hold their wallet back,

Then I’m like, Yeah!
We got enough orders through!
Tell everyone we hit MOQ! 
And I’m like, yeah!
Now your bank account is doomed!
Everybody knows we hit MOQ!

This set, is gonna be big I know,
Selling sets all day, gonna blow the top off, yeah, all around the world,
And I’m like, woah now,
How’d you get me hyped like this,
One leek, one render, one post, one tease,
And then I can’t resist!

And I’m like, Yeah!
I know I’m gonna join this soon!
Now that I know we hit MOQ! 
And we’re yeah!
Now our bank accounts are doomed!
Now that we know we hit MOQ!

I’m gonna buy, it’s in my nature,
Pay for it now, I’ll get it later,
Take my cash, even though I can’t eat tonight. 
Asking around, act like I’m chillin,
Every discord, actually shillin,
But all I want, is for you join tonight.

And I’m like, yeah! 
I joined the set along with you!
Now that we’ve blown past MOQ!
yeah!
Everyone we knows here too!
Everybody helped us hit MOQ!

And we’re like, yeah! 
Now our bank accounts are doomed!
Everybody helped us hit MOQ!
And we’re like 
Everyone we knows here too!
Thanks, everyone, we hit MOQ!

Parody of These Days - Rudimental feat. Jess Glynne, Macklemore & Dan Caplen

LYRICS:

Keyboards are a big part of our lives,
We made some dang good times.
It started out just a thing online,
Now it’s way for us to unwind. 

Verse 1:
I really don’t want to go,
Got to get on that plane, though
Oh I know it ain’t pretty, when we all go home
The internet’s bad, We’re told,
But we turn nothing to gold,
Even though it ain’t pretty, when we all go home.
Yeah we know it ain’t pretty when we all go home. 


Chorus:
I hope someday, we get back together
And hang with each other, in one place. 
See old buddies and make new friends, yeah.
I hope we can meet up; in one place. 

Verse 2:
There ain’t no way to be down. 
Upside down, We’ll turn that frown
Oh the joy is contagious, when we’re all around. 
It feels like it’s just begun.
Cause we’re having so much fun! 
But we know it ain’t pretty, when the weekend’s done. 

Chorus:
I hope someday, we get back together
And hang with each other, in one place. 
See old buddies and make new friends, yeah.
I hope we can meet up; in one place. 

Verse 3:
So we’ve made it to the last day,
Only thing we want it is to stay,
Finally put a face to the names,
Now things changed. 

People traveled around the world 
And were all together now
Whether it be out in Austin,
Seattle, or NorCal,
Every once in a while, I start searching
I find em on discord, and then I write them a message. 

When when all meet, it’s the first time, but we 
Know it could always be the last time, moments
Soak em up like when you baptized, before you
Know it, you’ll be boarding that flight. 

We all meet like it’s just the start
But then turn around and we have to part.
That was just time, to really create the spark,
To know these are real people, not just voices in the dark. 

Chorus:
I hope someday, we get back together
And hang with each other, in one place. 
See old buddies and make new friends, yeah.
I hope we can meet up; in one place.

One Place (The Meetup Song)

Parody of Bye, Bye, Bye by Nsync

Buy buy buy 

I’m joining this groupbuy 
No telling when it arrives,
I fought with all my might,
But bought it anyway. 

I got this thing for me,
Cause sometimes you just need to,
Treat yourself to be the best you can be. 

I know that I don’t need no more, it ain’t no lie.
I don’t want to pay those flip prices so I 
Buy buy buy,
If you don’t join it now, then you, 
Will have the pay the groupbuy price times 2,
It might sound crazy, but it ain’t lie,
better buy buy buy. 
There's so many groupbuys, it’s tough. 
I just gotta make sure that I’ve got enough. 
It might sound crazy, but it ain’t no lie,
gotta buy buy buy. 

What am I gonna do,
I’ve only got enough funds to 
Buy one keyset this month,
Nah, imma buy more

I could probably do three,
Or four if I do not eat,
Five or six sounds much better,
But come on. 

I know that I don’t need no more, it ain’t no lie.
I don’t want to pay those flip prices so I 
Buy buy buy,
If you don’t join it now, then you, 
Will have the pay the group buy price times 2,
It might sound crazy, but it ain’t lie,
better buy buy buy. 
There's so many groupbuys, it’s tough. 
I just gotta make sure that I’ve got enough. 
It might sound crazy, but it ain’t no lie,
gotta buy buy buy. 

I'm buying every set for sure
I don’t wanna pay flip for these sets no mo,
People used to buy the sets they loved,
Now they just buy to flip, and I’ve had enough,

Don’t wanna join these fools,
Just so I feel cool,
So I join every groupbuy,
Buy buy buy

G Bur

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