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Crisps, no… Frozen Peas. Jesus, its bright in here.. is it always this bright? Maybe they know? Woah!! Check out the Skittles.. they’re moving.. Oh no, Frank Sinatra’s in the Jammy Dodgers.. Maybe he’ll form a band with the Hob Nobs. Nicolas Cage? Man, the checkout dude is evil. Pure evil. Oh shit, he’s looking over here.. Act straight - better stop licking my keys. Holy Crap.. Washing powder!

"Skeewiff’s Big Free Happy

Everyone needs this album in their lives. In their cars, on their iPods, in their boudoirs, inside the gym, outside with Jim…anywhere you play this sexy sexy fun times will ensue. Bigger than Hip Hop, freer than Willy. Happier than Bert after Ernie took him into a bear hug and roared a proclamation to the world that he ‘wished he knew how to quit him!’ before getting down to some serious fuzzy-felt back door nuzzling. Skeewiff writes the Soundtrack to 'The Muppets do Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas' before Disney even start thinking about it. Listen to this album with joy in your heart, the sun on your face and a mental image of Kermit in a pith helmet, shooing away mescaline induced imaginary bats whilst keeping his car on the road, balancing his cigarette holder in one corner of his fierce jaw whilst trying to get the end of a straw inside Miss Piggy. Skeewiff are summer luvin’ geniuses and like Kermit, this album blows up!

Big Free Happy is more than an album, it's a promise. Go get some x" - Fat Harry

More BigFreeHappy™- https://soundcloud.com/skeewiff/sets/skeewiffs-big-free-happy

BigFreeHappy™

Skeewiff & Laurie Johnson - Shopping On Acid **FREE DL**

A new Single From The Upcoming "Yanivi's Vintage Collection"

Free Download

Yanivi - My Baby (Free Download)

A little edit I made for the 2016 Jeudi Electro compilation. 

http://www.jeudiselectro.com/

It isn't electro and you don't have to play it on a Thursday.

Obviously massively inspired by the Chad Jackson classic (thank you Chad, hope you don't mind)!

If you like it it, feel free to share and comment! And you can always follow me on that Facebook;

facebook.com/TheMonkeyDJ

Download for free

Drummer Got Style (JE-X edit) - THE MONKEY DJ * FREE DOWNLOAD *

D-Funk has been deeply immersed in the global music scene for well over the past decade as a DJ, producer, label owner & former promoter. Still seen as a new name to some, he has amassed an impressive back catalogue of releases and performances having released well over 90 tracks across 20 different labels & played events in UK and across Europe, Canada, USA, Asia & NZ/Australia. 

We are extremely pleased to have him on board for our debut "Artist Compilation" !!

https://www.facebook.com/dfunkbreaks
https://soundcloud.com/d-funk


D-Funk - 'Watch The Man'  OUT NOW !!!!

Promo mix of DJ Clairvo's debut solo EP: Rally In Paris. Out June 23rd on Breakbeat Paradise Recordings.

Dj Clairvo may be better known as the brainchild behind acts like Nynfus Corporation and recently as one half of the Lack Jemmon duo. Breakbeat Paradise Recordings is happy to be dropping a solo EP from DJ Clairvo, who is now ready to show the world his chilled funky type of breaks.

This Rally to Paris EP is fully shaped by personal travels and experiences... Having had proper gigs in clubs like OPA and Cithéa Nova or decent bar set-ups in pubs like Point Ephémère or La MaiZon, DJ Clairvo tries to sum up the vibe of the city with music.

Spending weeks at friends’, wandering through the districts of the city, visiting tons of its parks, being welcomed to a few house-hold parties of the locals - all of that gave an edge to those 6 tracks that chase the music called funk and breaks.

Breakbeat Paradise Recordings once again keeping the funky breaks in rotation on dancefloors acorss the globe… 


Rally In Paris

BBP-122: DJ Clairvo - Rally In Paris EP (Out now)

Hey! This is the live set I played at Glastonbury on June 25th 2016 at ShiTV stage.

Grant Lazlo Live @Glastonbury 2016 /// FREE DOWNLOAD ///

JPOD the Beat Chef goes in on an all time classic!! Perfecting the groove and maintaining the integrity of the original. 

Last year at Electric Forest Festival he dropped it and people took notice saying:

"We were a bit skeptical when we saw this British Columbia, Canada DJ was shirtless and decked out in a cape during his Friday performance at The Hangar. But he totally brought it, with his dancehall jams, Al Green remixes, and other high energy tracks. Super powers? He just may have them."

We couldn't agree more!!

In the name of "Love & Happiness" we bring this to you as a "Free Download" enjoy!



<a href='https://theartistunion.com/tracks/77f8fe'>Download for free on The Artist Union</a>

Facebook>>>https://www.facebook.com/jpodtbc/?fref=ts
Soundcloud>>>https://soundcloud.com/jpodabides

Al Green - Love & Happiness (JPOD Remix)

★ OUT NOW ★  

"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

Funkanizer
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/funkanizer 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/funkanizer 
Mixcloud: www.mixcloud.com/funkanizer 
YouTube: www.youtube.com/djfunkanizer 


Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords 
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis:  http://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Scoured Swing

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Funkanizer - Gimme Dat Swing

My contribution to the new 'Scoured Swing Vol 1' compilation on Scour Records and here's their press release....

★ OUT NOW ★  Exclusively @ www.junodownload.com/products/scoured-swing-vol-01/3137860-02

"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

Daytoner
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/daytoner
Facebook: www.facebook.com/daytoner
Twitter: www.twitter.com/Daytoner_Breaks


Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords 
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis:  http://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Scoured Swing Vol. 1

Juno Download

Daytoner - Betabix ★★ OUT NOW ★★

★ OUT NOW ★  Exclusively @ www.junodownload.com/products/scoured-swing-vol-01/3137860-02

"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

Hong Kong Ping Pong 
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/hkpp 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/hongkongpingpong 
Twitter: www.twitter.com/morph0515 
MixCloud: www.youtube.com/munkymorph 

Skeewiff
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/skeewiff
Facebook: www.facebook.com/skeewiff.music
Twitter: www.twitter.com/skeewiff


Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords 
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis:  http://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Hong Kong Ping Pong & Skeewiff - Sometimes Swinger ★★ OUT NOW ★★

★ OUT NOW ★ Exclusively @ www.junodownload.com/products/scoured-swing-vol-01/3137860-02

"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

The Fritz
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/the-fritz 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/fritzup 


Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords 
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis:  http://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Scoured Swing Vol 01

The Fritz - About Me ★★ OUT NOW ★★

★ OUT NOW ★  Exclusively @ www.junodownload.com/products/scoured-swing-vol-01/3137860-02

"Laaaadies and gentlefellas! 

Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there…second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me! 

In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful….Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action…..exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet!

Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

Tuxedo Junction
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/tuxedojunctionswing
Facebook: www.facebook.com/tuxedojunctionswing


Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords 
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords 
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords
Hearthis:  http://hearthis.at/scourrecords
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515
Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072
Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering

Tuxedo Junction - Cufflinks & Caviar (CLIP) ★★ OUT NOW ★★

★  OUT NOW ★
Exclusively @ www.junodownload.com/products/scoured-swing-vol-01/3137860-02"
Laaaadies and gentlefellas!   Wonderful that you’ve made it! Put your keys in this bowl, pop your clothes on the side and follow the baby oil trail into that room down there...second on the left, would you like a cock ring or no? What?! It’s not that kind of swing parrrtay? Very excuse me!   
In that case keep your keks on ya filthy animals! What were you thinking! Scour Records only deals in high class and tasteful....Hang about, is that The Fritz naked? What's he doing with that chocolate bar? Careless Wisper my arse! I don't care what Funkanizer told him, he’s a freaky mentalist pirate with three wooden legs and a patch over each eye! Ummm, what’s that in Father Funk’s trousers? It looks like Extra Medium & WBBL, how the double Christ did they get stuck down there? Get Daytoner with his angle grinder right now! Skeewiff & Hong Kong Ping Pong are angle grinding Daytoner’s crotch? He’s ginger! He’ll chafe something rotten! Call in the big guns, we need some Just Peach action.....exploded you say? Have those mysterious fez wearing cocktail slurping Tuxedo Junction lads been fiddling with their cannons again? Of course they have. :head in hands, swears quietly: Call the cops, and a priest....and maybe a vet! Enjoy Scoured Swing! 50 shades of Hooray!”

Extra Medium
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/extramedium 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/extramedium1 
Twitter: www.twitter.com/extramediumuk 

WBBL
SoundCloud: www.soundcloud.com/wbbl 
Facebook: www.facebook.com/wbblbeats 
Twitter: www.twitter.com/wbblbeats

Scour Records 
Website: http://scourrecords.com 
SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/scourrecords   
Facebook: http://facebook.com/scourrecords   
Twitter: http://twitter.com/scourrecords 
YouTube: http://youtube.com/Scourrecords 
Hearthis:    http://hearthis.at/scourrecords 
Bandcamp: http://scourrecords.bandcamp.com 

Artwork by Morphosis: www.facebook.com/morph0515 

Promo blurb by Fat Harry: www.facebook.com/pages/Fat-Harry/216117141875072 

Mastering by Warp9: www.soundcloud.com/warp9-mixmastering


Scoured Swing Vol.1

Extra Medium - Size Up (Feat. Mr Switch & Cab Canavaral) (WBBL Remix) ★★ OUT NOW ★★

Ricky Mears
https://soundcloud.com/rickymearsmusic
https://twitter.com/RickyMearsMusic
https://www.facebook.com/rickymearsmusic
https://www.instagram.com/rickymearsmusic/

Released by AIA
https://soundcloud.com/aiapresents
http://artistintelligence.agency/
https://www.facebook.com/AIAgency
https://www.youtube.com/EDM

Picture by Nate Bittinger
https://flic.kr/p/t4Eacc
https://www.facebook.com/NBittingerPhotography

Ricky Mears - Threads

Bring Back That Funk - The Funk Philosopher 
New ghetto funk mix Live from Skankies

Bring Back That Funk - The Funk Philosopher

A Mash Up of "Bump Bump (feat Young MC)" available on the "Lost Masters EP" Jal 50 & "Giggity (Alright)" from the "Private Funktion"album.

***OUT NOW***
We have finally landed on Bandcamp! & to celebrate, we've put together an EP of self mashes!!
Yup, thats right... some Wiff on Wiff action for your delectation.. and it gets better than that... This wonderful once in a Wiff-time EP is available for whatever you fancy paying for it. Nada or a fiver, Jack-Diddley or a Pony. Take your pick... Its all good.
& whilst you're there, check out the multitude of Wiffs now available for the very first time on a plethora of formats. The good folk over at Jalapeno Records have well and truly raided the cupboards for this one, so you're bound to find some rarities, oldies, classics and stuff you didn't even know existed!
So.. go #GetSome before everyone else does... You dont want to be the billy-no-wiff at the party? :)
Much Love for all the years and years of love x
https://skeewiff.bandcamp.com/…/the-skee-will-wiff-itself-ep

The Skee Will Wiff Itself

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Bump, Giggity... Alright (Feat Alan Hawkshaw & Young Mc)

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