Poor Ryan Hollins. The man's just out there calling a game - which he's been doing a great job of this year with Craig Ackerman! - and said something that led to him feeling the need to apologize. He didn't! But let's use this as an opportunity to talk about the word "dick". Plus, the Mavericks should serve as a VALUABLE sports lesson for all the die hard sports fans out there. And we've clearly taken THIS now disaster prone method of transportation for granted...

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We've seen a lot of "updates" about Alex Bregman's future over the past couple of days. But they all seem to contradict each other. What gives? Plus, the Houston Texans might lose another coach, while an ex-coach got a new job. Elsewhere around the league, Dak Prescott is lying to himself while Cam Newton is pissing everyone off. A sports owner is gaslighting us. And I HATE the way political aggregators operate online.

Alex Bregman "updates" are DRIVING ME INSANE

The long time Houston Astro signed with the Boston Red Sox for a 3 year deal worth $120 M with opt outs after every season. He chose that over 6 years & $156 M with the Astros, and 6 years for over $170 M with the Detroit Tigers.

BREAKING: Alex Bregman signs with...Boston Red Sox?!?

Texans offensive coordinator Nick Caley had his introductory press conference today. I react to what he had to say there, plus what the Astros said about Alex Bregman signing with the Red Sox. And Kevin Durant - who the Rockets beat last night - sure has a lot of Houston connections...

New Houston Texans O.C. Nick Caley's speaks!

The Rockets have already exceeded expectations this season. But we've been hearing Ime Udoka say the same things OFTEN over this stretch of 7 loss in 9 games. At what point will you be concerned that his message isn't hitting home? Plus, some updates from Astros spring training from Joe Espada. The Eagles Super Bowl victory has taken me down another Kayla Nicole rabbit hole. 🙄 And can the haters admit when a man is trying?

Ime Udoka's saying the SAME THINGS about the Rockets' struggles

Alex Bregman was introduced as a member of the Boston Red Sox over the weekend and posted a goodbye message to Houston...and I might be reading too much into both. Plus, in a world of entitled athletes, Jose Altuve remains the best. But these guys...yeesh. And to wrap things up, some good old fashioned nationalism and sports!

Alex Bregman OFFICIALLY in Boston...is he mad at the Astros?!?

$300 M man Rafael Devers is refusing to move from third base for former Astro Alex Bregman...and has teammates supporting his stubbornness?? What a terrible first impression. Plus, reaction to Astros spring training news, and why you shouldn't be concerned about...SMOKE AND FIRE in the coming days at a HOUSTON AIRPORT?!?

Alex Bregman should be DISGUSTED with Rafael Devers & the Red Sox

A Houston Chronicle article suggested that the Houston Texans are exploring the possibility of a new stadium. My biggest Q: Why??

Houston Texans are "exploring" a new stadium???

The Texans fired offensive coordinator Bobby Slowik and OL coach Chris Strausser after the offense didn't live up to expectations during a disappointing '24-'25 season. Say things don't go according to plan next season...who's next on the chopping block? Plus, why I'm coming around on the Astros plan for '25, why a dying sport NEEDS someone to come up with a plan, and more! 

Who will be the next Houston Texans "Fall Guy"??

Astros prospect Cam Smith - who Houston acquired in the Kyle Tucker trade - hit two home runs in a Spring Training game against the Mets. How excited should we be? Will he actually play for the team in 2025? 

Plus, reaction to what Texans head coach DeMeco Ryans said today at the NFL Combine in Indianapolis. We'll make fun of two NFL teams. And I've gotta admit, I'm a little burnt out by sports coverage these days... 

Astros super-prospect STEALS SHOW in Spring Training?!?

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