everyone's doin kris$ continuations this is amazing

this has gotta be the last one of these right

Does he have a nose or does he have a shard on his face shaped like a nose?

ANOTHER fucking same same & other puppet continuation because everyone else is doing it too now, for some reason!? This is the Kris$, A “Private Eye” for my NEW AU “The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet” IF YOU SAW THIS BEFORE THE DATE 9/12/25 NO YOU DID NOT. OKAY?? AND IF YOU SEE THIS AFTER THE DATE 9/12/25 THROW IT OUT BECAUSE IT’S EXPIRED GARBAGE, ALBEIT NEW NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN EXPIRED GARBAGE. THROW IT OUT ANYWAYS. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT, THROW OUT ANY PAPERS LYING AROUND, ESPECIALLY THOSE DEPICTING AN ALTERNATE SCENARIO IN WHICH “🍷PAMT” TAKES THE PLACE OF “KRIS UNITED STATES DOLLAR.” (yeah thats their full name)
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| HA! Another strike, of course! |
| No one could ever expect anything else from a |
| PRODIGY like me, after all! |
| Sure is nice to unwind after a long week of… Heh, |
| not to brag, but SINGLEHANDEDLY catching only the most |
| elusive cases of fraud and theft has the world |
| has ever seen. After all, was it not ME (and ME alone) |
| who managed to pinpoint the EXACT guy (once again, not to brag, but |
| that was all thanks to me,) who… |
| …who. Uh. |
| Is currently standing on MY bowling lane!? |
| With zero regard for ANYTHING? |

| huh |
| *cough* |
| who, me? |

| How’d he even get in… NO MATTER! |
| Right in front of… ME!!?? OF ALL PEOPLE?? |
| THE GREATEST INVESTIGATIVE MIND OF THIS DECADE..? |
| No… CENTURY?? MILLENIA, EVEN??? |

| dude stop *cough* bragging out loud everyone can *cough* hear you |
| *cough* |
| i kinda *cough* hate self centered *cough* ████████ who make everything |
| *cough* |
| about themselves, you know. |

| …Excuse me? EXCUSE ME?? |
| Like I would EVER do such a thing! |
| Who the HELL even says “cough” OUT LOUD, anyways?? |

| ow ow aghhhhhhh ow ow ow ow |
| keep it down youre *cough* making my misophonia |
| *cough* flare up my ears are *cough* ringing |
| youre hurting me really bad im *cough* gonna |
| *hyperventilating* |
| have a panic attack which also |
| means a heart attack because |
| *coughing fit*|
| i have like 17 *cough* medically diagnosed *cough* heart conditions |
| if you keep ███████ around youre gonna |
| *cough* kill me its gonna be |
| alllllllll your fault you *cough* know that |

| Jesus, this guy is gonna give ME a heart attack with his damned attitude… |
| Does he know this is no way to talk back to a savant? |

| dude *cough* no i ███████ cant *cough*control my ███████ *cough* language i got |
| ███████ tourettes i *cough* ███████ cant do anything about it im so |
| *coughing fit* |
| ███████ sorry ███████ ████ *cough* ███████ ███ |
| *cough* ████████ ████████ bud |

| Why are you STILL saying coughing fit out– |
| WHATEVER! It’s not even vulgar language I have a problem with, |
| I MEAN, I sure as hell do now but it’s that..- |
| YOU’RE JUST TOYING WITH ME! |
| ATLEAST, WHEN *I* DO THIS SORTA THING MYSELF, |
| I HAVE TACT, SUBTLETY, CHARISMA! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A FACE!! |

| ok first off *cough* my face got dipped in ███████ |
| acid in a *cough* factory accident you cannot |
| insult me for my apearance thats *cough* kind of |
| a dick move people get sued over *cough* that you know |

| You did that on PURPOSE! You can’t talk ANYTHING about lawsuits! |

| second off i have *cough* lactose |
| intolerance *cough* i dont *cough* |
| its not my *cough* fault you had *cough* cereal for breakfast and |
| i can *cough* smell it on your *cough* nasty ███ *cough* breath |
| that’s gonna get me killed and *cough* |
| *cough* you fired by the way |
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EVERYTHING BY ME I MADE IT ALL (except from some design help from @cambutcooler my goat)
did you know the krazmon 5sop ramb role is actually canonically canadian its true you know
“OH!” Is a phrase people say sometimes, you know. But who would I even credit it to?
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We all know the Megalo Clamour for this AU is never happening. Let it go, bud.


[OH!] FRAGILE: – ᴴᴬᴺᴰᴸᴱ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᶜᴬᴿᴱ – 🍷PAMT [The Same Sᴀᴍᴇ ᴬᵐᵖᵉʳˢᵃⁿᵈ Sₐₘₑ Puppet]

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