The first canon installment of Decent PG Rap Battles. This fight is the battle between two cartoons with an axe to grind.

This battle has been in production for almost a year. I mainly didn't make it because of laziness and because Doodlebob didn't have much to work with.

I did all audio recording and editing.
Beat was made by Sero Produktion

Lyrics:

Bendy:
Found the relics, hit the power, turned on the ink machine,
To battle this bootleg doodle, I'm stepping out the TV screen
Rip you up like Boris cause all you do is boring
Even your dialogue agrees; “Me annoying! Me annoying!”
I’m growing faster than F   Naf, face me? Then the fact is
That It's No doubt that you are dumber than Patrick!
I’ll pull this Sponge Out of Water, smash him into the bricks
Knowing your raps will be worse than your show’s season six!
Doodlebob:
That was the best you could do? Thought you could Bend me till I break?
 Your brains make it clear that your creation was a mistake
Won’t Procrastinate in rap, You’ll be squished like Shelden,
I’ll celebrate your defeat like a birthday! “Your welcome!”
“Meatly” your creator, get betrayed, and put back in your place!
My rapping is even more disgusting than your fanbase
 To add another horror indie game genre’s needless!
i’ll break you, and there’s no way to Fix It, Felix
Bendy:
That was all you could spit? I’m a literal DEMON!
I should be feared more than the Ink Machine and 
I’ll throw you into the book, and just if you think
I’m mortal, here’s the kicker; A PENCIL CAN’T ERASE INK!
Doodlebob:
You won’t be regenerating when I chop you up and
Send your shattered remains all the way to Finland
Then I'll take your smeared remains and hang em up like decorations!
The only way you could win in your imagination!

Video will be up on Halloween this year. Subscribe to my YT channel to see it. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQ

Doodlebob Vs Bendy. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Couldn't make a normal Friday the 13th sketch, so have a rap battle audio!

The second episode of my rap battle series! Today two stuttering lizards grab the mic to go against each other in a rap battle!

Cookie as Alphys
Alex as Grim Matchstick
Mettaton and Mixing by Light
Fire Cameo from Freshy Kanal

Beat by Epistra.
Lyrics by GamingPlush64 (With help from BORK)

Lyrics:

Alphys 
O-Oh s-sorry! Should I have started so early? I-I would go,
B-But the only way to beat this fire demon is with flow! (Hehehe…)
You rule the skies, but Underground, y-y-you can’t go far.
I-It’s almost as if my victory w-was rigged from the start!

Grim 
Um, D-Doctor Kahl? No wait, you’re not him, you’re a nerdy liar!
I-If you wanna wallop me, b-b-be warned, cuz I spit fire! (Nyeh!)
Papyrus has a larger chance than you do at U-U-Un-dying!
I’ll hit you harder than a train! There’s no way you will pass my island!

Alphys 
I-It doesn’t take my quiz skills to know who’s c-coming in first,
Y-You've met your Match! Stick with being a scaled chibi Cerberus!

Grim 
I wouldn’t trust my life in your claws, or else I w-would be goo! 
You'd b-b-b-etter flee against me! Seams that’s all t-that you can do...

Mettaton 
Sorry to keep you waiting, darling~ Hold onto your Burger-Pants!
This reptilian “So Sorry” won’t hold back my lyrical rants!
My ratings will soar over 1k when your live defeat’s posted,
There’s no need for a Neo when this Dragon’s been roasted!

Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGv61PRyOoU&list=PLFLO9Hwdd2IDfLnblvJq-tgmbodzURqXj&index=3

Dr Alphys Vs Grim Matchstick. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Welcome to the first installment of 24 Hour Rap Battles! Today, two face-planters face off in a lyrical fight! Undertale's Monster Kid against the Whomp from Super Mario.

The point of this series is to make a rap battle in one day. Make the thumbnail, make the lyrics, recording, mixing, editing, everything. If this gets good feedback, I may make it a series!

This is also to test out my own mixing abilities and better the more time consuming battles.

Video - https://youtu.be/zfJTDqUuELA

Beat by Kustom.
Voiced, mixed, thumbnail, and written by GamingPlush64.

LYRICS:

Monster Kid:
Yo! What’s with the weird expression? It’s funny!
Inanimate object gone rouge? Who are you, Mad Dummy?
You thought you would be a threat? You should REALLY go home...
Topple me in a Brawl? Yo, you must be stoned!
You’re a Thwomp that lost all spikes! Yo, gimme a break!
Steal the win like you stole the fight music from Digga-Leg!
Cross you like the bandages on you’re back - You’re through!
Yo, you must be used to people walking all over you!

Whomp:
You want to Fight “On the Spot”? Let the Party Advance.
Time for me to spit a lyrical Horror Land.
You’re even less than a Whimp, there’s no need for alarm. 
Who could you even harm without the use of arms?
Slow down your Anticipation of a win, you don’t have this!
I may have had a name change, but I am still a Slab Beast!
You may be full of Love, but you’re now in the ring.
So either Run Away, or bow to the King.

Monster Kid:
I hate your guts, you oversized paperweight!
When a Whomp mixes with bars, all that you get is a Headache!
Argh, I’m tired of your speech, yo! This papercraft is doomed!
Just you wait until Undyne gets her hands on you!

Whomp:
I could see you quivering since the start of this fight!
Translated to Spanish, I still Roco the mic!
This Kid is a Goner if he thinks he can do damage.
Throw you Back Underground and then Inform your Parents.

Undertale belongs to Toby Fox.
Super Mario belongs to Nintendo.

Monster Kid vs Whomp. 24 Hour Rap Battle.

Sometimes simple game play is the best kind. None show this better than the pizza with a power pellet pallet, Pac-Man, and the microscopic mic holder, Agar.io.

Beat produced by Marsad Man for Shadowville Productions.
Voiced, mixed, thumbnail, and written by GamingPlush64.

LYRICS:

Agar.io:
Who Valadare-s steps into the fray?
Because I can topple them without tanks or snakes!
Spitting havoc quick like Sanic, No way to Doge my hate!
And I’ll ‘skin’ you! How un-4chan-ate!
You Wakka Walk, but with mocking, it’s clear that I will beat ya
After stealing ghosts from comics and your own look from a pizza!
You’re not a revolution to make the arcade dark ages brighter,
But you’ll keep your legacy as the worst Smash Bros fighter.

Pac-Man:
You spat an entire verse, and I was affected by no diss!
Best spit from this bout, and I don’t mean mitosis
You were a fad for a week, and now your fame has faded.
You’re a single nerd’s game - I was made to attract ladies!
Your MS Paint skin inclusion does not make us equal.
Because I’m spitting sick - a Pac-Man Fever!
You tried to make me Steaming mad, but never went through on the topic
Your chances of even touching me are like you - microscopic.

Agar.io:
Ayy, lmao! You’ve taken the Bait!
Defacing you with words that no name change can save!
You act as if you have a fandom to support your raps and
In all honesty, nobody would Ms. Pac-Man.

Pac-Man:
That’s your thought of a Mini-clip? It felt like a forever!
When it comes to how you feel, the Wojak skin would be better!
And now the pop up ads of free game play are flooding the coast,
Although I guess that viruses are how your game is known most.

TIMES

Writing - A little less than 2 hours.
Recording - 23 Mins.
Mixing - 29 Mins.
Thumbnails (SC and YT) - 24 Mins.

Sorry for stealing your beat Dani lol

Pac-Man vs Agar.io. 24 Hour Rap Battle.

Happy Birthday Eve, Vlad!

Today, in the "spirit" of Halloween, we have a rap against two corrupted plushes. The Sonic CD slasher, Tails Doll, raps against the finger puppet predator, Plushtrap. Two killers enter and one killer leaves after this horrific rap battle!

Vladimyr P as Tails Doll. (I made the plush)
GamingPlush64 as Plushtrap and Mixer.

Beat by Syndrome.
Written by GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Tails Doll:
I’ve arrived at your porch: and I’m ready to rap battle thee!
Your chances of winning are like Funko’s wave 3 plush to accuracy!
I laugh! Hehe! At the fact I'm facing an indie game crime!
When 6AM rolls around, I’m sure you’ll feel the Sunshine.
I can catch a ancient sword: while you’re nothing but a toy!
I mean, what kind of character gets replaced by Balloon Boy?
You think you can be original, but you won’t be so lucky
Because this is the second time you’ve ripped off a Chucky!

Plushtrap:
Hehe, this’ll be fun! A wannabe Bloody Mary wants to fight!
Ignite them with my bars in this rap fight: even worse than in Fazbear’s Fright!
I “Noah” lot about your story, but “I have what I need” to beat ya!
You’re win will be out of your reach like a beak of Toy Chica!
You’re softer than Cream while we have rabbits that’ll eat cha!
Like a pizza! Then Sonic.Exe wants to see ya!
You had a decent verse, but I can easily put off the same!
Considering your disses bounced off me like the walls in your game!

Tails Doll:
I’ll send you to a hospital room when I Mangle your limbs!
So like your story, nobody can agree where you end or begin!

Plushtrap:
Calm down, Ben Drowned, you’re that desperate for a win?
I can see why; because you were a complete mess since your origin!

Tails Doll:
I give the Dreamcast real nightmares before I make my kills
So much so, that I even gave the maker chills!

Plushtrap:
I’ll kick you all the way to Saturn: you can’t CDs MC lose: What 
Was seen in shadows was misunderstood by this doofus.

Video will be out on Halloween.
(My audios always come a week earlier than the battle)

Tails Doll vs Plushtrap. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Tuna as Winter Melon
https://soundcloud.com/tuna-raps

RedKirby as Sap-Fling
https://soundcloud.com/kirbythatisred

Sap-fling:
Better conjure up a Tree-ty if you think that you can beat me.
Tis the season to be jolly, but this holly ain’t a weak leaf.
A winter melon’s improved vision thinks that he could stand a chance
Against a cheaper, longer lasting, tree that ain’t a recolor of other plants?
You’re Super Sappy, Week/weak, overall faulty foe for spitting quips
Cause just like the many branches I date, your disses just will not stick.
Met the wrong end of Jack Frost’s wand and, outside, it does makes you thick,
But look on the inside and you’ve more fuzz than Illumination’s Grinch!

Winter Melon:
Am I rapping ‘gainst a zombie? Because all those bars were brainless.
Now it’s understandable how your family tree’s in Contain-Mint.
This is my Melon-y lane, outnumber a little boy
Who only comes once a year, while I am known for my voice!
I braved the cold just to listen to that poor rap?
I paved the road, you just covered it in sap
Whether you’re naughty or nice, under my intense bars, you’ll sear up
Don’t bother retaliation, because your flow’s slow as syrup.

Sap-fling:
I bet you’re scared if you will make it or not - better calm your nerves
Just accept the fact that plant food can’t counter a bombing verse
You were an item from Dave, but to live, you best do some rappin bartering
Because in my heat, you will do the opposite of Rapid Hardening.

Winter Melon:
When it comes to rares and premiums, you are used by the least of us.
A rotting unloved Peanut’s tree is an insult to Feastivus.
Crumby enough a child tries to get the players to boondoggle,
But after you’re roasted, you’ll be put to use as a yule log. (Oh!)

Winter Melon vs Sap-Fling. Epic Rap Battles of Botany

i hate looking at this background. it hurts my heart. i taste blood and hear screams gazing upon it. why would it do this?

Sometimes a little chaos can be fun! At least according to these oddballs. Bill Cipher, the omniscient isosceles enemy of Oregon, against Jevil, the demented Deltarune jester.

QUICKLY BEFORE THE DELTARUNE BANDWAGON PASSES!

Beat by 2Deep.
Mixed by GamingPlush64. That Jevil voice was a nightmare.
Written by GamingPlush64 and Dani Frias.

GamingPlush64 as Bill Cipher
https://soundcloud.com/dannyplaysgames-422800890 as Jevil

Bill:
Out of all of fiction’s icons, GP put me up with you?
Well time to make this a very bad day in Undertale 2
I’ll be Stan-ding tall! Whether it’s in here or controlling Pines!
Merry-Go-Away before I corrupt what’s left of your mind!
You don’t know who you’re dealing with. So, how to make this a fair case?
Something smarter than an anagram or go back to your staircase!
Then afterwards, I’ll change your fate and watch as everyone is freed!
So good luck spreading your Chaos when I throw away the key.

Jevil:
You thought that you’d last in my mad house? Clearly your Eye’s Blinded.
So let’s cut this polygon and have this battle be one sided
BOISENGIRLS, I’ll spoil worms, Bill had better forfeit cause
I’ll rearrange your physical form just like metamorphosis.
A boring diss? A boring diss? You’re out of your mind.
I’m in the Court of Royalty! You’re below Dipper Pines.
Your fame’s Gravity Falling, Dimentio’s delusional flawed wits
Should take his Marvel shtick and flee - You can’t pass my Gauntlet!

Bill:
Half your assets are copy and paste, but I’ll award you this-
Your world seems like the kind that I would enjoy toying with
I’m spitting Diamonds, suits that your Heart was crushed to dust.
So here’s a Spade to dig your own grave - go and join the Clubs!

Jevil:
That was just simple Chaos, my ability’s a million!
When I slice you to oblivion, I doubt Bill will be Living! (Uh!)
If I were on a Cipher Hunt, I would leave yours’ alone.
So Bye Bye! My victory has now been set in stone.

This challenge was started at 2:00 EST. Expect a video at that time tomorrow!
Happy New Year!

Jevil vs Bill Cipher. 24 Hour Rap Battle.

In honor of the anniversary of Baldi’s Basics, he decided to show up for a rap battle! Against him are the dynamic doggy duo, Poochee and Pansy! Who will win the clipart crown? What mysteries lie inside of this battle? And more importantly, zkr duh fdfrjulqv dqg zkdw kdyh wkhb grqh wr wklv fkdqqho?

Dani Frias as Poochee.
GamingPlush64 as Pansy and FILENAME2.
Swoldow EVGRB as Professor Baldi.

Written by GamingPlush64 (with help from Dani Frias).
Mixing done by Freshy Kanal.
Beat by Epistra Beats.
Cover art by Dani Frias.
Puzzle tested by Dr. Sci-Fi (https://m.twitch.tv/doctor_scifi) and Freshy Kanal

Lyrics:

pooceeandpansy:
Horror requires unexpected thinking outside the box
But now a “Loser’s Sucky School?” - The LSS must be stopped
You wanna face off, Mr. Krupp? Like Filename2, face corruption
You could barely teach the Basics! You couldn’t uncode our puzzles
We’re the biggest unsolved screamer that the Dark Web’s ever heard
You’re just the craft of a Unity using, 14, Doki Doki nerd
EVERYONE BUT YOU IS DEAD, but it’s better you don’t exist!
Consider that another Gangadittle reality fixed

Baldi:
No animals in my halls, or the cat will take your tongue
I’m spittin’ quick like Sonic and still top him with teaching the young
Experimenting was nonsense for I'll still take the first prize
I’m not a Fan of the Dial-Tone of non-existent canines
No Suffering in the Dark, you’re in my Schoolhouse and can’t leave
While reviewing your work, I’d rename it Poaching some Pansies
You CANNOT HIDE. I will FIND YOU. Better get it through your head
After wandering my halls, you’ll find that they are ALL DEAD

poocheeandpansy:
You’re making us Blue, your lyrics were soda - liberately cheap
Finishing you should be easy when it only took 2 weeks
You know we Gotta Sweep away a Slender clone’s fame on the rise
Another nonsensical horror? I think it’s best to Close Your Eyes

Baldi:
To close my eyes? You’ll be without them by the time my lesson’s through
You should have made like your series and just delayed the part 2
I’ll Sock it to Lasagna Cat’s lazy storyboarding drafts, you’re
getting an “F” for morph suit villains as your best Arts and Crafters

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poocheeandpansy vs Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. Decent PG Rap Battles.

The title length is too short to add the Epic Rap Battles of Botany lol

RedKirby as Bucket Head Zombie
@kirbythatisred

Light as That One Gif On Reddit Of That Man With Two Buckets On His Head.
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808

Art done by Stark Media.
https://soundcloud.com/stark-kid

Bucket Zombie:
I usually appear after day three, but I simply can not wait
To take a fame less unknown face and subject him to verbal hate
By the end, you will kick the bucket, and it will go flying
Cause plastic is your Defensive End, my bars are made of Iron
Memeing slapstick, droning, dumb gifs? The Imp is more of a strong man
Fleeing after only one hit? I’m 6x tougher as my comrades
I am classic! You were a fad! It’s your turn - don’t take it too far...
But ‘cause you run right into trouble, I’d say keep it to 2 bars.

That One Gif On Reddit Of That Man With Two Buckets On His Head:
So you’re the reason PVZ is on the ‘ages 10 and up’ shelf?
But your sad attempts at rapping wouldn’t even cost me 1 health!
Shut the screen door if you think you’re the best with reducing damage
I’m saving people from mass gridlock while you’re stopped dead by a magnet
With my whits and speed it fits the need for a win that’s no mystery!
Your dissing equals victory? Now that is some fake history!
I’m a Wizard! See my attacks prevent massive traffic lines!
Now you’re seeing red because you’ve been scrapped like your first design.


http://i.imgur.com/mKDyEG1.gif

Bucket Head Zombie vs That One Gif On Reddit Of That Man With Two Buckets On His Head.

Minecraft is ten today! And as thanks for all the memories, Steve? got invited to Decent PG Rap Battles to fight against the Bomberman! Builder vs destroyer, who will take the crown? And will there be a crown left standing?

The video for this will be heavily delayed. Some files got messed up here and there, and working on the video for this will just take time away from the next battle, which I think would be a bad choice on my part. So don't expect the video this month. Maybe later this year.

Jacob G. as Steve?
Jughead Jay as Bomberman.

Written by GamingPlush64 and Jughead Jay.
Mixing done by Jacob G.
Beat made by GamingPlush64
Bomberman image created by Y.D.Geon.

Lyrics:

Steve:
Minin’ for a good opponent, but this bomber’s quite the bummer. 
Saddle up, Pinocchio, I know you’re not a canon Runner. 
I hunt and maim like Hunger Games, best stick to your playground.
You’re cobble-stoned because a fight with me is digging straight down!
I’m a PVP MC, your griefing will get a swift end!
Switch to X-boxing your big head, and then I’ll turn this ring red! 
Your stance is pretty much on sand. This’ll blow up in your face.
But by your recent fame? You didn’t fall from a High Place.

Bomberman:
Suppose you are what you eat; another pig that’s for roasting!
Flowing like Aquanet - Ocean! So best sprint back to your potions!
And then find a better mine, you’ve already wrecked your rhymes,
But you’re gonna have a blast if you wanna step on mine!
Dig, build, code, kill, I have your Series to a T
With more 9 Year Olds online than PewDiePie could even reach
Your Nether End-ing updates ruined the simplicity of brick blocks
Now your players are the same making dank memes on Tik Tok


Steve:
Well, that verse wasn’t Creative. This Creeper cannot be blasting me.
Minecraft's in Movies and Netflix (Sweet!) You're rotting in your factory!
I’ll be crafting sheets of lyrics verse a zombie of a hero
Because you messed up the recipe as far as TNT goes.

Bomberman:
I Block your Commands! Bomber lines are in my title!
While Steve was a joke - both in name and rap Survival!
I’m the face of my factory’s fame, a powerhouse for bars spit
You don’t resemble Microsoft because you didn’t leave a Mark-us.

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Bomberman vs Steve? Decent PG Rap Battles.

FNaF VR: Help Wanted dropped, so while the oven's hot, Freddy comes to battle! ...again... Pizza Time Pizza and Fazbear Entertainment, two corporations that are definitely only pizza restaurants and nothing else nope nothing.

GamingPlush64 as the pizza man.
https://soundcloud.com/user-938839005 as Freddy Fazbear.

FNAF:
Hey, Bale! Looking pretty horse when fighting ‘gainst a bear
Who’s glitching like a salesman from The Rest, it isn’t fair!
A witless wix site from the dreamtime will be forgotten like Jeremy
Fazbear’s taking over your spotlight like “I’m a celebrity!”

PTP:
Family, community, pizza restaurant. 
Do not buy FNAF if that is what you want.
You’ll get a Chuck E. Cheese leech and a dash of the occult.
Instead join Pizza Club! (We are not a cult)
Papa Johns? A cult. Domino’s? A cult.
Any missing people that you see is not our fault.
If you’re searching for them, maybe go open the vault,
And consult a certain purple gold rabbit wearing adult.

FNAF:
Your lines were just like your pasta; toxic.
While you’re Cawthon up blood, I got this win on lock; springs.
We’re in cinemas (Freddy laugh) What do you have to laugh for?
We’ve been messing with the minds of children ever since FNaF 4!

PTP:
Quick your crying, child, my roasts burn like an incinerator
We’ve done Pizza in VR since your Pizzeria Simulator
With one phone call I can kill, you just spew out exposition
YOU ARE WORTHLESS, but you won’t be if you join in the ascension

FNAF :
Let me mention, your views are trash placed with your series
About Teletubbies and Cookie Crisp conspiracy theories. 
You’re not near me, so fear me! Your interest has Left-y.
This hack has been locked behind bars, so I say Let’s Eat.

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Pizza Time Pizza vs Fazbear Entertainment. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

The greatest fear imaginable is the fear of the unknown. Yet, the greatest punchline is the one you least expect. Shock horror is a fascinating concept of leading on the viewer to thinking something fun and cute and innocent is going to happen, then pull the wool from your eyes to show the madness that truly happens. Today, two birds duke it out in a rap battle! The littlest penguin against the pet from Can Your Pet. But what if there is more than meets the eye in this audio itself?...

This video may take longer than a week to come out. I want it out this month, but something is really wrong with my computer. I don't know what, but I'll still try for you all!

Tuna as the pet.
Light as the narrator.

Written by GamingPlush64.
Mixed by GamingPlush64.
Beat by Hollywood Legends Productions and GamingPlush64.

Lyrics:

Can Your Pet:
It seems the runt of the litter thinks it’s okay to be attacking me?
But I doubt that by the end of this you would escape the Factory!
Rapping against a classic flash game, then you had better flow smart!
Or this will end up as a blood bath, close your demise out with Mozart!
Because it snows hard where you are, but you’re now approaching NewGrounds
So bland and uninspired, I would rather be against Pingu! (Ow!)
Every fan can fall in love with me! Your fable’s slow, dull, and bland.
It’s no question if it’s possible for me to win; this pet can!

The Littlest Penguin:
And as the littlest penguin watched his competitor spit bars,
He could tell that this adventure will be the best one so far!
Because when he chose to rock the mic, he’s swift against the old foes. 
It seems that, just like when he bathes, pet is trying to avoid flow!
He’s filled with a burning passion as he puts prey out of their misery…
While some copyrighted music is enough to make this pet history.
Put Pet’s retinas on a necklace, taking the verbal beak-crown,
As he answers the call of the title and makes his masterpiece!

GamingPlush64 as the DHMIS Duck.

Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared Duck:
OW! Pesky little bees! Time to roast my own chicken picnic!
Now, I’m for creativity, but your unoriginal shtick's sick!
You’re left rotting in the past, we’re Wakey-Waking up with rhymes!
You want to talk about a classic? I’m ahead of my TIME! ...Time?
We put depth into our stories, even more than simple walking...
My win was served on a platter! Almost as if “food is talking!”
So you can “can” it or take your own life, I will be with my friends!
Because this ‘Silly Old Duck’ has come on top in the end!

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Can Your Pet vs The Littlest Penguin. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Protect the fluffs or forget your stuffs.

@https://soundcloud.com/tunattic as Ralsei
@https://soundcloud.com/borkrulesok as Wooloo

Written by: GamingPlush64, GengoMain, Michael / Stark Media, Dani Frias, B O R K

Ralsei:
I’m a prince with no subjects in the dark.
I guess catching a Pokemon is a good place to start!
You’re worse than your overworld animations
We already have a sheep - 2nd Generation.
Use your ability, and Run Away
Cuz the only way you’ll stay stable is when contained
I’m a monster in sheep clothes, call the ambu-Lancer
I’ll damage your rep worse than some PETA propaganda

Wooloo:
You’ll wish PETA saw you when I’m done abusing
I’ll take your crown when you throw this like Susie,
Or maybe your manual would fit that description
So zip it or else you’ll be dust in the wind, kid!
Your raps are like your cakes, because we ain’t seen nothin
My bars are straight Kris-py, call me cooked mutton
No one will hug the dummy! Say your fluffy? Check my moveset
Zorua’s left in the dark, begging fans “Don’t Forget”

https://soundcloud.com/gamingplush64/wooloo-vs-ralsei-alternate-mix-24-hour-rap-battles/s-q1beh

Wooloo vs Ralsei. 24 Hour Rap Battles.

I am not sorry in any way.

Thumbnail by Dani

I wanna live in a Minecraft World

When buying a free game, it's best to read the fine print. You never want to be trapped inside a computer, after all! Today, Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club and BEN of the internet horror ARG BENDROWNED go head to head in a rap battle!

This was meant to go up two days earlier because of the anniversary of BENDROWNED's truth.txt file. Super sorry!

GamingPlush64 as BEN.
Fle as the viewer.

garbageGothic as Monika.
bblackroses as Natsuki.
Kae as Yuri.
bblackroses as Sayori.

Written by GamingPlush64 and MetaMachine
Thumbnail by BORK
Beat by Audio Network

Lyrics:

Doki Doki Literature Club:
Hey, welcome to the club! Did you have to bring a boy?
What? Where? All I see is some deformed, distorted toy
Well, whatever! Come on, girls, you’d love to hang around, I know it
But I’ll roast a totem alone on the beat - Doki Doki!
When in The Ring, there is something to be addressed;
You’re Samara’s story with some different CSS
You should be impressed how your child neglect
Spread to be the worst creepypasta base on the net!

BEN:
You expel a lot of Hubris, but Ifrit you’ll face suspension
When a Cleverbot uses your blood to begin his ascension.
I can hear you loud and clear - your singing is making me deaf
You want to win by following my lead? Don’t hold your breath.
Gamers traded you for Baldi. You still want them to yourself, huh?
You’re a syntax error trying to take down Notpetya.
Stuck inside eternal suffering, the only place your beauty hides.
Pretty sure the Lawman forbids minor lewds and suicides.

Just Monika:
Why’s he smiling, inspiring Rap Rat and other rodents
While this statue couldn’t keep funding his own story’s coding?
Thinking Happy Thoughts like “Ehehe~ They’ll never pass through me!”
When you’re just a loner with a dad that is worse than Natsuki’s!
I think Monika is Just to be hating on your invasion
Milking hacks for views, who on Earth would say you’re intimidating?
Want thetruth of Your Reality? All creepypastas fade.
Call this “Elegy to Emptiness.” That’s my advice for the day!

BEN
You think of me as overrated? That’s pretty amusing.
I have tricks up my sleeve, while yours are used to cover Yuri’s bruises.
You’re bound inside of your Python, I had the Courage to fight back. 
Hang on, someone’s knocking at my door, I’ll be right back...
While you leach on a reusable and lacking psychic genre
I’ll delete you like Jadusable, head backwards like a manga
Put trash waifus in recycling bins, three eyes of Libitina see
Your fate is clearly tear-able when showing bloody lyric sheets.

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BENDROWNED Vs Doki Doki Literature Club. Decent PG Rap Battles.

I want to live in a Charlie Brown vs Eric Cartman world

I wanna live in a cartoon Woody vs Chucky

I wanna live in a Captain Marvel vs Shazam world

I wanna live in a cartoon Wise vs Krueger

Tis the season for receiving new toys! Strange, two of your parental presents seem to resemble 90's nostalgia. And they also seem to have a lust for your bone marrow or smth. The tape playing terror, Mama Tattletail, against the cryptic canine from Duck Season go head to head in a rap battle!

Freshy Kanal as the dog

Kae as Mama Tattletail
MetaMachine and Jughead Jay as Baby Talking Tattletails

Written by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail made by Cole
Beat by Ihaksi

Lyrics:

Duck Season:
Between Fazbear and Freaker, the competitors that I see are
Furbies hanging onto Freddy, when he looks up to my VR!
You’ll go missing like a knife inside the kitchen by the ending
While your maker gets more recognized for Sonic Dreams Collection!

Mama Tattletail and Baby Talking Tattletails:
Shh, Mama’s babies have already fell asleep
So you best not make a peep or else I’m calling the police.
I’m always watching from the shadows to put children in their place,
But looking for a good diss? I had better turn the page.
You can’t ban me with a pentagram, can’t say the same for cryptids
I say my game’s better without dogs or dads in the picture.
Mama knows best, your Bayou Aesthetic will give me no dread.
When Mama’s done with you, She will surely turn the snow red.

Duck Season:
Your bars were more annoying than your children! I would hope
You’d stop your rhymes, but nope, your mind is skewed like a kaleidoscope!
You’re bland, Osfoc, 123 Slaughter Me Street gimmicks are through, dawg
This defective Christmas grift will live in the shadows of Pooka!

Mama Tattletail:
Down, boy. An NES Zapper’s enough to slash fads.
How tragic, a bad dog as well as a BADDAD.

Duck Season:
I laugh back, you’ve been scrapped! I’ll deck a gremlin’s halls
then you’ll be the fourteenth mother that I’ve spread along the walls!

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Duck Season vs Mama Tattletail. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Thumbnail by https://soundcloud.com/kamren-the-reactor

The Ultimate Stupendium Mashup - GamingPlush64

Funny cups funny cups

Light as Funny Kool-Aid
https://soundcloud.com/ducky808
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv40...

Cover art by Kamren the Person.
 https://soundcloud.com/kamren-the-rea....

Written by GamingPlush64 and B O R K 
Beat by Kustom

Lyrics:

Cuphead:
Oh golly geez! Apologies! I got a soul contract to please,
But I don’t see a soul in this monstrosity who barges into 
living rooms and playgrounds - Surely his brain has got a leak...
But either way I’ll leave him slain cuz this Cup’s about to drop the tea!

I’m energized like Coffee beans - I’m grown up, you’re a novelty 
For toddlers to gobble up, then vomit on their momma’s jeans!
Wanna play ball? There’s no stopping me, Pitcher Man throws when on the beat
Figures; Family Guy cameos defined your comedy.

When I go nuts I’m leaving Captain Kool-Aid Stranded
Dropped like Mr. Peanut; I’ll leave a Pitcher Planted!
Kahl a Doctor cuz I spit ill, tip the scales and leave a twit spilled 
Mark X’s on this jug so we know this thug was diss-tilled! 

Kool-Aid Man:
Marvel, Archie, and Atari, now I’m charging into battle
Your flow is as dry as Dasani so I’ll win this in a Snap-ple
OH YEAH! The glass cup mascot has wit
I say OH YEAH like Macho Man Randy Savage

Viewers snoring at your short fits, this poor kid got poured quick
While I’m breaking in your walls, better take out another mortgage
And stay with your day job, this pitcher is way above your league 
I’m the Dark Souls of Soft Drinks - Praise the Sunny D!

OH YEAH! It’s easy leaving you played
Unlike reporters verse the tutorial that you made!
Consider this another time you died at the end of a brute’s stage
Ultimately, you choked. It seems you drank the Kool-Aid!

Cuphead vs Kool-Aid Man. 24 Hour Rap Battles

When browsing the channels to surf, you may just come across something you were never meant to find. Today, two mysterious channel surfers duke it out in a rap battle. The illusive online creepypasta, Candle Cove, against the bizarre hacker behind The Max Headroom Incident.

SnakeBite126 as Pirate Percy.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCjK5...

Kae as Janice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCAuz...

twitter.com/bakamatsuva?s=09
FyxFynn as The Skintaker.

www.youtube.com/channel/UCd8b...
mobile.twitter.com/FynFyx

Stark Media as Horace Horrible and "Max Headroom's" video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUL...
@stark-media

MetaMachine as "Max Headroom's" voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCJfd...
@user-961171130

Kamren the Person as the offscreen observer's voice.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCnel...
@kamren-the-rea...

Fightmarker as the offscreen observer's video.
www.youtube.com/channel/UClNJ...
@stopmotionrapb...

Written by GamingPlush64, B O R K, and Zfr_
www.youtube.com/channel/UCEzn...
www.twitch.tv/imzfr

Mixing and Mastering done by Freshy Kanal.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLj...

3d Laughingstock model by Hans Michael Grimm.
itsfairlygrimm@gmail.com

Beat by Audio Network

Cover art by Astro.
www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...
@paigekillsnazis

Lyrics:

“Max Headroom”
That does it! I’m tired of the lack of words
So I’ve hijacked this nerd; Happy Appy kin is getting more than candle burns
When I go in with flows swift
I’ll spit a firewall to stop their spam returns

Candle Cove
Seems to me an opponent has boarded on the airwaves
Percy, I’m worried! No need to be scared, they
Only show static and darkness from their display
So I’ll let my diss play - A shantie that’ll spit flames!

“Max Headroom”
[Moan] They’re coming to get me!
Cause their love is fading and their candle is dimming
So they’re lashing out at prime time hijacking legacies!
But your lines could never pack a bite; even if you were made of teeth!

Candle Cove
Once again, your first prank flops
I’m cutting you off like The Horror of Fang Rock
With our runtime this one time hack should be impressed
Our story is a treasure - And I still see the X!
We’re similar - Both broadcasts show static and screaming,
but the flaw with the matchup is we mean to
You’re just noisy nonsense in rap and the feed so
We will swat a fraud - your second live beat down!
I’ve ventured the most dastardly caves
You’re mocking audiences for catching the wave?
I mean, what do you have to gain?
Just an advanced troll so defensive he won’t announce his face

“Max Headroom”
It’s not the first time a Sci-Fi’s been wiped
By my design, and I didn’t have to go inside
Ooooh, my piles described these intrusions as losers
So turn yourself in, Captain Midnight!
[Nervous giggles] Oh, Jesus!
Your Channel Zero premiere sucked!
Your show is bare bones, while I’m the god of rap
“Anyone remember this kid’s show?” No-body asked!

Candle Cove
Well it seems we’re beat when screaming for an episode
Who’d have thunk a pirate crew would have the wetter flow? I think he wants a better foe!
It’s Horrible Horace, I’ll keelhaul your corpses
When I board the vessel you bet you’ll be torn up
And muted like your first show stop
I’m spitting sea salt, you’re throwing soda
I’ll traverse the high seas to find yee over briny depths
And then remove your head and grind ye flesh

“Max Headroom”
Hey, I didn’t wanna pay you puppets a visit.
The news was already taken over by Vrillon and liberals
So I chose the second best thing to send out my message
And it happened to be the Cartoon Network lost episode section!
So listen Flapjack, your wack rap is over
Time to move on from the Cove, like your owner!
I’m just happy I got the chance to roast nerds
I’m pulling the plug and ending this on my own terms!

Candle Cove vs. The Max Headroom Incident. Decent PG Rap Battles.

Browsing rap battles at a local tag sale, gaming Youtuber Paul Petscop Leskowitz discovered an odd copy of Pokemon Channel. He pops it in and tries to review it, but it appears to be a bit more resilient than first glance.

Adroitwhiz as Paul
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJJfeO-gdkt4WukPQolv86g

Vladimyr P. as BRVR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1RdxEDNIuMIZk0VLjSdVrQ

Paul Gaming as Pink Tool
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK1arCdgphPxnjfwCUEBNdA?view_as=subscriber

Edited by GamingPlush64 and Stark Media
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28QBRVR animations done by BMBhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTDqqSbmDXw-7E2WYBIqwpg


Additional Assets by Rabi, BORK, and Commander Jacob
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEznCyc86FxznhLQ5G0TDfg/featured?view_as=subscriber
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjjEryc8808aPXzeyNcCWg

Logos by CannibalWorms.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz42...

Lyrics:

Paul:
Hey, uh, it’s Paul, and we’re diving in again, uh,
It looks like we’re trying to catch Pikachu NLM, but
Don’t worry, I am pretty good at catching him, all that you need
To do is diss him because he’s already emotionally weak.
This game wants it to seem like there’s an entity inside the house
But in my eyes it’s nothing but another suicidal mouse
Trying to sprout up like Randice, up with good creepypastas
But he’ll see nobody Evencare-s. Good grief and alas!

BRVR:
Hey you, Pikachu’s been waiting a very long time
Let’s Go!, Leskowitz, my Quick Attacks leave you Buried Alive
This is my world, one that my original owner can’t handle
You’re out of easter eggs to huck at us, now that’s a Dead Channel
I’m going Hammond on the Mike, you’re a sham in any sound fight,
But you’re used to going down, down, down, down, down, right?
Start taking notes, I know you want less emptiness in your elegy
But you’re a BENDROWNED clone narrated by an offbrand Eddiefrb!
So call me the copycat, do you remember being born, kid?
The win is in the same hand that you can open your doors with!
Your windmill watching is nothing next to my lonely torment!
Your show’s a slow burn, while I ignite a whole forest!

Paul and Marvin:
Jeez, do you know how much filler I need to slice?
I know that it’s common knowledge, but you’re not a “fire” type. (Nope!)
You’re Plane, not New to Makers, and it’s not that hard to swallow,
You just saw the trending topic and hopped on like-- I will follow.
Come on, Pall. It’s, uh, Paul -ling that a rat raps like a mad man
I captured Tonneth, while your bro couldn’t get past a Pac Man
My flow’s like Wavey but you can depend that, Rainer shine,
This brother will be proven as a hoax, so call him Herobrine!
I’m taking the trophy of Amber. (Yuh!) You leach off Sonic EXE
You’re the embodiment of that kid waiting ten years for their best friend on Minecraft PE

BRVR + Pink Tool:
Don’t you Console Me! It’s clear that Petscop Kid isn’t the brightest
Thinking you’d Ace by spitting diamonds? BRVR knows when you’re lying!
Don’t even know your lefts and rights, so how would you abandon me?
MARVIN HURT ME WHEN PLAYSTATION OFF, but you couldn’t hurt your family!
Your rhymes? They’re Null, Paul! The Sign? They all see! 
Turn off the console, you still got a Pikachu Doll Z.

GamingPlush64

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