instrumental used:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ToGbsTTOw

LYRICS
aw yeah here we go 
i have 2 diamonds
and im in the cave
its hard mode cuz i do NOT fuck around
and im mining shit
and im crafting shit
and im eating shit cuz its hard mode
and i dont know if u know this
but ur food bar decreases like literally so fast

so im eatin 
and im mining
and im crafting
and i got a swoard with
knockback 2
and mending too
and i got some cooked chicken
a stack woo hoo

so then i hear a little scary sound around me
i turn and see to meet their maker wee hee
and then i see him
from the coner of my eye
its MINECRAFT HEROBRINE
AW FUCK HES MINE

hes so hot
sexy
hes a phantom dream
hes minecraft sex god
i really love to see
i try not to blush
from this minecraft crush
but its obvious he noticed
aw fuck now what am i goign to do
now its awkward 2
i just keep going down the mine pretending like i didn tsee him
and he didnt see me
minecraft sex beast
he’s all around me

and i see a little ravine in the distance
maybe i minecshaft who knows
i wanna kiss him
so i place a torch in front of me
and OH FUCK
youll neever guess what happend 2 me

IT WAS GRAVEL now im falling to my death
about to meet the jesus of this minecraft gen
but all of a sudden i was flaoting dow n stream
minecraft herobrine he saved me

Pencil Sex

Hot And Epic Rap

Through snow, sleet of hail, you will always receive your banger raps and hits.
Church of Cock Hymn Religious Rap.

lyrics:

we are the 
church of cock
bow before us
or get shot
if you must
have to bust
come inside our church 

[spoken]
alriiight
i don’t know what else to put here…
so let’s have a sick ass solo from the sans instrument
hell yeah. preach the. lord

[sick solo]

this one's for joe

song used: "12th Street Rag"
midi found here: https://www.midi-karaoke.info/20e416f9.html

lyrics:
out in california there’s a beast of a machine
and his name is joe
he appears in my room when im asleep 
where does he go
he plays a jaunty tune on the fotoplayer
and i kneel before him in prayer
this is my song to him

joe is golden like a chicken wing
breaded, full of slap stick and comedy
slidewhistles and bonks and shit
he is so very funny
so when i’m feeling down
or when i want to clown
i roll over to joe’s place
and kiss that man on the face

we take a second to catch our breath
and then we start making out
he truly knows me like no other
and in his little house
there’s only me and him and weed
and his huge ass instrument named steve
that’s the fonoplayer who plays this song

when i wake up in the morning 
i realize it’s a dream
but i know that tomorrow
i’ll see him through the seams
of reality and time and space
the weaver makes a funny face
i can already see tomorrow’s dream

My Friday Night

waga baba bobo . this is shit

very cool percussion soundfont found here:
https://ethanwiner.com/ewsf2.html

Lyrics:
i bring cheer every year
there’s not much to do here
and i sit quietly at night
with light

from the basement to the hearth
from lightness to dark
the kids wait patiently near me
the tree

nothing is ever as it seems
electricity turns into beams
the tinsel shines a silver and gold 
house mold

i bring cheer every year (every year is different yes)
there’s not much to do here (i live in your house today)
peppermint hangs from my limbs
christmas whims

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