I most likely was let go after playing this for one of my former companies talent scouts. He said he was a fan but, a 1/2 Stepper that DIDN'T GO to a Show at the Store that a bought tickets for. Not My BEST Litmus Test but, I'm STILL Cool with EVERYONE that Went.

do you do commission work? I'd like to hire you to do a theme song @oatdogg on instagram and Twitter

This one is one of my fav tracks ever 10/10

Chicken Creamzz Beautiful Guppies(@YourMomsHousePodcast)

This is a fan created song, using audio from the popular comedy podcast Your Mom's House featuring Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky. After Christina got a new cell number, a woman speaking Farsi and English calls her repeatedly, leaving voicemails for a woman named Salome, even though Salome seems to be texting her from a different number. Hilarity ensues.

Vocal approach is sort of goofing on "Force Field" by Calvin Harris. Brian Dhaze (dah-zay)is a close friend and frontman of rock band Ravens' Attic. Guitars played through Fender Deluxe Reverb-Amp. Everything else programmed/sequenced in Garageband.

Salome (ft. Brian Dhaze)

Bert Is Fat

Shout out to everybody doing their thing and stuff like that!

Ali XieZer - Double Pipe Classic (VERY RARE)

Christina P - FuckBoi (Remix)

Just slipping along this meadow man
Just glassin out here erry day
(Just glass just glass just glass just glass) 
Ima put that moose right on his ass
Ain't you heard this is how I glass

Woooo! Holy cow
(Holy cow is right) 
Motherfucker say goodnight 
Pull back my string and set my sight
Send my arrow into flight 
I got a really bad bite
In 20 seconds imma lose my shit
You ever seen a moose go down that quick? Naw

Bout to marry my dad what you know about that boy? Woo!
Best dad boner I done ever had
I'm a self-trained pup tryna sniff my dad
Some smell of his piss
A scent of his ass
A few loads of cum cuz you know that I'm bad
Ain't got no tail put that plug in my ass
It's Just like the gays
When you marry yo dad

Got any cum in those balls?
Had a double pipe classic in my overalls 
F A R T
Diamonds in the crevice of your pussy 
Vegan vaginas
Do you know how much money my smile is?
I've got a really bad back got a really bad bite
You'll call me duct tape by the end of the night 

Now do yo dick hang lower than the balls? 
Yeah? Tell the truth now y'all 
I'm the water champ like a waterfall
Where the Perrier imma drink it all 
Now how you feel about this?
Before you hit the shower get a whiff of your pit
I like my hammocks swangin' low
Now you can shit in my mouth through the hammock hole

Just glass just glass just glass I got a moose

Yung Patreon - How I Glass (Prod. By Sheph Boi)

From episode 386 of Your Mom's House Podcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fju1qi4VDck

Jimmy Dean By Ramsay McQueen (Your Mom's House Podcast)

This track is made from clips featured on your moms house pomcast. Glass this shit y'all.

Trains, Planes And Dad Boners

She's Retarded

Now I know I’m not buggin
I feel that shit coming
On my drive home and my belly is bubblin 
And I gotta work on my turns
When I get in the house feel the shit slip out
Now I could really use a hug
Cuz you know I’m trying to bust a nut
Talking bout that eco sex
737 Los Angeles
Have you ever had your asshole numb-sucked?
Cuz Hillary Clinton just ate my butt
Now I know what you thinking but I didn’t dick her
Fuck what you heard I’m as ass licker
Look at the river look at the river 
Functional bras? I’m not a fan
I like to peep the nipples I’m a lace man

Me and my twin got identical dicks
I hop straight in the shower after I take a shit 
Then I rub then I rub then I rub then I rub
Oh em gee you guys are doing good

Machines within, machines within
F all the haters where the fuck you been?
Shits push the farts out
Moose soup, eat your heart out
Burnt's too fat to run a marathon
Log onto Drunkfatbert.com
Catch me at the hot yoga studio
With the brains blown out of my white Lambo

Bert Is Fat

Gaping Dad

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