Outlaw Kingz - Shoosh

Gard Feez & Big Radge Andy (feat Psyco D) - the real houswives of scotland

BINTZ N NATURE!!!!!

Big Radge Andy & Gard Feez - The Real Housewives of Scotland(feat. Psycho D)

Outlaw Kingz - Jigglypuff (Prod.Flowbama)

off the album 'some assembly required'
beat by andy martin
mixed & mastered by steg G

Gard Feez feat Ciaran Mac - Swearin On The Radio

Outlaw Kingz - Tatanka's Tomahawk (produced by D.J RISE1)

Outlaw Kingz - Here come the bastards (remix)

Outlaw Kingz - Yeah Yeah

Outlaw Kingz - Stink Portal

Outlaw kingz- McBeamish Savages

from the upcoming album 'some assembly required'

Gard Feez - Joe Pasquale (produced By Steg G)

Big Al & Gard Feez - Kick The Arse Oot It  (Prod. Andy Martin)

a song from the upcoming album...THE RABBIT HOLE
 

Gard Feez - Some Mothers Do Ave Em

Gard Feez - Hit You In The Heid Wae It (prod. Andy Martin)

yo thief this is on some 80's arabic discotech shit ma man
fuckin love it like tits
did you nick ma maws tothpaste ya cyunt?


this shit that am spraffin is articulated nonsuuuuncee



(verse 1)

once upon a time a drunk some tonic wine,an punched a gothic swine
tried tae hit his nuts way nunchucks an swung an wolloped mine
bit ma tounge cuz a wiz cunt struck,spun intae a wall
and hud tae shuffle on ma hunkers
the moral of the story? a dont do morals tangerines on radiators
brew ma own hooch bottles,custom checks is no problem a go through sozzled
way lizards taped tae ma ankles smokin dope through snorkels
and this beat will make ye reach fur the roof like rod hull
before he wiz pushed off by keith and orville
SHIT,talk aboot hair ey the dog.am wearing a border collie roon ma neck
tannin various shots,drivin along withoot a care a never spared it a thought
that a just drank a fifth ey fuckin vodka straight raw dare me tae walk?
bints keep their distance,am scaring them off
like a wiz stewie griffin,giggling,way uraniam rods


(verse 2)

ave been cursed since ma first birthday cake wiz a turnip
stuffed way tape worms laced way purple haze (yum)
look like a suffocated smurf in an underage club
jump the cunt struck clunge afore it comes of age
fuck les dennis an wit the fuck his fuckin survey says
no buyin these albums cyunts then ye must be gays
red squirrel posse no disscussin nuts way greys
an a just farted.(pull the cover over the budgie cage)
ave a satellite delay that ma skull relays (relays)
coz a live fur the fuckin dunt that ma buzz creates
an the drugs a crave,a keep the bag from the skunk a blaze
just incase a have tae shite in a public place
an ave an ugly face its like king kong and a klingon
double teamed a downsyndrome of the vulcan race
fuck the moon a retuned tae the milky way
an fought george jetson fur a parkin space




(verse 3)

ma father wiz a jaffa and ma mother a devoted nun
a grabbed mary and joseph and choked thum both at once
am total scum al have ye blowin chunks
and fuck elders al spear yer fuckin granny through a bus shelter
this distant looks fae sniffin pritstick tubes
am shuvin citrus fruits up a midgets arse in ma pigeon coup
al glue a loaf tae stephen hawkins and laugh as seagulls mob him
leave him on a zebra crossing while theres people watching
as he dodges jeeps and lorrys and he canny scream or talk
through his machine,coz a used the batteries tae feed ma walkman
weed and tennents,rennees an lsd an al pretend ave special needs
tae go free intae M&D's (weeeeeee)
in mcdonalds its awful am gettin astonished looks,its only
chocolate mousse being sucked off the boobs of a prostitute
bitch am doctor zues,straight oot a fuckin comic book
come at ye like yoga flame,hadoken,tiger an sonic boom

Gard Feez - Articulated Nonsense

New bangalanin madness for your favourite head case

Gard Feez - Swine That Time Forgot

Gard Feez- Raiden Wins

Gard Feez Feat Big Fuckin Al - The Nutsack Noblemen

Sea Bass N Gard Feez - Wine On The Reg

Stevie Lovebone-Debacle at Will feat Gard Feez

Uh Son - Gard Feez X Big Al (prod. Sound Thief)

Gard Feez - Ear Wrecker(prod. Sound Thief)(Mastered)

Outlaw Kingz - Popaye Skaat (Baltik & Gard Feez)

Outlaw Kingz - Where you at (Prod Pernell Beats)

Baltik & Gard Feez produced by Wilson fisk

Outlaw Kingz - Sherlock (Prod Wilson Fisk)

Outlaw Kingz - Falling (feat Export)

Gard Feez - orchestrated Brilliance

Gard Feez - Hamburglar Hill

Gard Feez - Honkin Patter (Prod.Chainsaw Dave)

Outlaw Kingz - Sick Note (Mixtape 2020)

Gard Feez - BELCH (Prod.Sound Thief)

Outlaw Kingz - Doomsday Device

Gard Feez - ToadHall Recall

Gard Feez - Some Assembly Required
Gard Feez - Auld Man Feez
Jakeybytez - Here Come The Super Steam Boatz
Jakeybytez - The Worst People In The World
Jakeybytez - Last Of The Villanus

currently working on...

Gard Feez - TYGRA
Outlaw Kingz - Outlaw Kingz

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