[V1]
Soccer moms and Saki Bombs
Like Nagasaki on a Yamasaki with Mr. Miyagi on the Autobahn
B-bon fire, bon bon appetit
B-Bond, b-Bond James, Sean, Sean Conneryyy
They call me Eminem but we don't even sound the same
I guess it's 'cause I'm whiter (wider) than a mountain range
Hecksa gone (hexagon) with some squares from around the way
I'm only flexin' on these rappers 'cause I'm outta shape
Shut up while I meditate, so meta I levitate
Like Dhalsim when he's teleportin', my head's set like I'm tech supportin'
Top Ramen, hecka portions, wanna re-up?
So much shhh (sh**t) in my journal, call it diary-uhhhh (diarrhea)
Walk on the court like who's on who
Think I'm 'timidated 'cause your shoes on swoosh
And I got my Shaq's on? Till I go John Paxson and shoot on you
Now you're water taffy, actin' hella salty like a bouillon cube
Chinese burlesque, Mulan Rouge
Honey grab the U-HAUL, we 'bout to move onto
Another plateau, find me up in the chateau
With Shatner, like "yo, what hotel should I stay at thooo?"
My microphone cable's got a hot wire
I'm in the Shia Labeouf, sittin' that hot fire
J-Double-R Tolkien with that written word
Middle Earth all-stars, first-team all-shire
I'm Gandalf the Gray swaggin'
While I'm havin' a pants-off dance-off with the chick from the Sun-Maid Raisins package
But she has major baggage, soooo
I had to leave like a vegetarian
'Cause I'm about my shhh like a librarian
In this lifeeee, I ain't never asked for much
Just a ride-or-die chick named Secretariat
I'M...

[Chorus]
On some other shhh, on some other shhh
Call me miscellaneous 'cause I be on some other shhh
On some other whaaatttt? On some other shhh
On some other whaaattt? On some other shhh

[V2]
I stay dipped, guacamole child
Crocs on my feet, I'm walkin' on holy ground
My sound is profound, surrounded by yellow tape
I got that DMV flow, you ain't messin' with this heavy waittt
Gimmee some peach fuzz, a mean mug, and a face tat
Gimmee a 4lok, some Dimetapp, some Ajax
a fortuitous wheel, Pat Sajak and Vanna White
man it's like, circa-1970's the way that i justtt
Ate (eight) track

[Outro]
It's 'Gundo baby
The 209 RAMENdonian, Stocktonian
Welfarian, Sebastian Telfarian
Sf transplant, Fog City, Mudville
And yeah, I still got more rhymes than a Presbyterian church hymn book
BLEOW!

MISSILEaneous (Prod. Patrick Sexx/DNAEBEATS) [STIR]

Top Ramen + Olde English = bad combination
The RAMENdon + The M-I-C = bad combination

Produced by @smiththemister
Mixed by @stevespiffler

[Intro]

[Chorus]

[V1]
Yo I mixed the ramen with the Olde Ingles
I'm feelin' hella moded like those kids sellin' Chiclets
In Mexico, necesito ayuda
Can you tell Buddha or Game Genie I need some cheat codes
Or a Tips and Tricks mag to flip the script back
When I was holdin' that Salsa Verde
Chip bag up in the Safeway aisle
Tryna watch my sodium but I was straight in denial
Like ooh that Top Ramen gotta have that
I might just slip one in my knapsack
The MSG's always got me feelin' like a lab rat
When I eat it I should be wearin' a hazmat
Suit, shoot, like Walter White
Rather Walter blackout, on my dad's couch
Carmen Electra, Dennis Rodman
Malt liquor and Top Ramen that's badddddd

[Chorus]

[V2]
Why I feel like I gotta paper bag
My emcee-ness, employers heated when they see this
Dude goin' hard like a Geodude penis
Rockin' coffee shops but soon to be arenas
Kinda like Gilbert
But I'm still in the oficina like Filbert
And these dudes are still gettin' mad at my hashtags
My pants sag 'cause I want 'em to
Kiss my WHAT is whatcha wanna do
Gluteus maximus, Optimus Prime, Finch to the Atticus
Outta my mind and into a labyrinth 
Of disastrous times and still comin' out emaculate
CLEAN, I'm an emcee first and foremost
Used to practice rappin' with the door closed
Now these dudes are lookin' morose 'cause I get more "oh's" from the crowd
Blastoise flow, with a Raichu thunder sound, BLEOW!

[Chorus] 

Bad Combination (Prod. SmithTheMister)

OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/O6IQ-HCM5MM

Premiered exclusively on Elevator: http://www.elevatormag.com/gark-mavigan-anachronism-music-video/

San Francisco's resident blapfather, Gark Mavigan, teams up with renowned Milwaukee producer Ian Ewing on "Anachronism," a carefully crafted tapestry of potent wordplay, rich imagery, and introspective storytelling. 

Gark sprinkles in his signature outlandish one-liners ("You're the blueprint for squares like a waffle maker") but mainly focuses on the song's message of feeling out of place and flaunting a steelo that isn't the status quo. He also plays with the theme of time in multiple ways on "Anachronism," most notably through a vivid eight-bar account of his Irish ancestors' journey to the US following the Great Famine. 

Credits: 
• Artist(s): Gark Mavigan
• Title: Anachronism
• Produced by: Ian Ewing
• Directed by: Kitsune Visual
• Release Date: Dec 13, 2016

Gark Mavigan:
• SoundCloud: https://goo.gl/P5s6H6
• Twitter: https://goo.gl/EtW5rN

Ian Ewing:
• SoundCloud: https://goo.gl/xHVFp9 
• Twitter: https://goo.gl/GvVsvF

Kitsune Visual:
• Website: https://goo.gl/zF96po
• Twitter: https://goo.gl/nJ4vwi

Anachronism (Prod. Ian Ewing) *Video Link in Description*

OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/sA56HqSfF2A

Premiered exclusively on ELEVATOR: http://www.elevatormag.com/gark-mavigan-channels-jeff-hornacek-in-his-latest-music-video/

Purchase 'GOOD CHOICES' here: smarturl.it/GoodChoices
100% of proceeds benefit Bay Area non-profits.

Stockton-bred, SF-fed emcee Gark Mavigan is back in the cut with "Jeff Hornacek," a West Coast blapper that's just as smooth as the Utah Jazz sharpshooter's Parkay jump shot. jusouL's thumpin' Freddie Jackson-infused instrumental sets the stage for Gark to spit some witty punchlines and a moneyball hook that help inject some left-side steelo into the track.

"Jeff Hornacek" is the first single off of GOOD CHOICES, Gark's upcoming full-length album dropping in March.

Credits: 
• Artist(s): Gark Mavigan
• Title: Jeff Hornacek
• Produced by: jusouL
• Release Date: Jan. 16, 2018

Gark Mavigan:
• SoundCloud: goo.gl/P5s6H6
• Twitter: goo.gl/EtW5rN

jusouL:
• SoundCloud: goo.gl/LkQgvf
• Twitter: goo.gl/Fe71dm

GOOD CHOICES

Jeff Hornacek (Prod. jusouL) *Video Link in Description*

Featured on @EARMILK: https://earmilk.com/2018/02/26/gark-mavigan-detroit-childrens-choir-takes-picture-day-to-a-whole-new-level/

Purchase 'GOOD CHOICES' here: smarturl.it/GoodChoices
100% of proceeds benefit Bay Area non-profits.

Stockton-raised, SF-based emcee Gark Mavigan is back in the cut with "Picture Day," a nostalgic, College Dropout-esque record featuring the Detroit Children's Choir and Joni Fuller, a world-class violinist/cellist. The track is the second single off 'GOOD CHOICES,' Gark's upcoming album that will donate 100% of proceeds to local non-profits in Stockton and SF.

"Picture Day," produced by Jakarta Records standout Dr. Dundiff, takes a look back at school picture days -- rocking the fresh fit, the fly honey in first period, using the complimentary white background 'cause you can't afford the red/blue/green options -- and how the pictures encapsulate a moment in time that's never forgotten. The track takes a more cathartic turn in the second verse as Gark addresses those who've passed on and how they would want him to live life to the fullest: "Life's a one-shot take, you're supposed to flex / When you strike that pose, you better pose a threat."

Credits: 
• Artist(s): Gark Mavigan, Detroit Children's Choir
• Produced by: Dr. Dundiff
• Strings by: Joni Fuller
• Release Date: Feb. 26, 2018

Gark Mavigan:
• SoundCloud: goo.gl/P5s6H6
• Twitter: goo.gl/EtW5rN
• Spotify: goo.gl/NnrYwD

Detroit Children's Choir:
• Website: goo.gl/Aqeogt
• Facebook: goo.gl/1VNWXa

Dr. Dundiff:
• SoundCloud: goo.gl/oDZQvJ
• Twitter: goo.gl/e7QVLo

Picture Day ft. Detroit Children's Choir (Prod. Dr. Dundiff)

Purchase 'GOOD CHOICES' here: smarturl.it/GoodChoices
100% of proceeds benefit Bay Area non-profits.

I'm Ready Ft. Spongebob (Prod. Robot Orchestra)

Gov't (Prod. Harris Cole)

Prod. @warren_xclnce @tigertsunami

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100% of proceeds benefit Bay Area non-profits.

Life Alert Ft. Steve Spiffler (Prod. Warren Xclnce & Tiger Tsunami)

Meryl Steep Ft. Leslie Carron (Prod. The Grey Orange)

A Fire Take For The Fireplace

A1 Ft. KiT (Prod. Koolade)

MC | PROSEFESSIONAL | SPOKEN SWORD POET

#GOODCHOICES is LIVE on all streaming platforms via @EMPIRE: smarturl.it/GoodChoices

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