T'was the night before the trial
and all through our place
Not a creature was Smashing
Not even that mayo monkey Ace

The stockings weren't hung
We all fucking forgot
We don't have a fireplace
We really cannot

The Smashers were nested
All snug in their beds
With visions of Big Booty Latinas twerking in their heads
Josh with his accent, and Tech with his tail
and Clovis with his cock, wanking it like a flail

You better watch out
You better not cry
We're gonna sell out
We're playing fall guys

Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming.. to town
yeah! Gavel Smash!

Clovis is pissed, we're on thin ice!
I need a payout, gotta buy pizza pie!

Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming.. to town
yeah! Gavel Smash!

We see you when your sleeping
I know that you're awake
We know if you've been Gavel or Smash
So be Smash for Gavel's sake

Clovis is pissed, we're on thin ice!
I need a payout, gotta buy pizza pie!

Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming.. to town

(20 Car Pile-Up)

I hope that we won't disband
We haven't made money
We gotta keep it going
I think we are funny!

Clovis is pissed, we're on thin ice!
I need a payout, gotta buy pizza pie!

Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming to town
Gavel Smash is coming.. to town

Gavel Smash Is Coming To Town

I don't want a lot for smashmas 
There is just one thing I need 
I don't care about the sub count
We'll be on your youtube feed 
I just want him for my own 
ChrisVenture will never know 
Make my wish come true
All I want for Smashmas is..
Views

I don't want a lot of Techtrix 
There is just one man I need (and I) 
Don't care aboutJosh or Ace
Chris is whom I want to breed 

I don't need to hang myself, Chris is on the TV screen
JishOrJosh won't make me happy 
God, I really miss the queen

I just want Ace for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true (Oh, yeah)
All I want for Smashmas, is views

Oh, I won't ask for much this Smashmas 
I won't even wish to grow
I'm just gonna keep on smashing, on your mothers cameltoe 
I will make a list and send it, to new york for pepperfin
I won't even stay awake to, watch ChrisVenture

DAMN, HE’S THICK!

'Cause I just want y'all here tonight 
Holding on to me so tight 
What more can I do? 
Oh, baby, all I want for Smashmas is views 
Views.. Don’t use that one
All the Gavel’s are Smashing
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of Techtrix’s laughter fills the air

And everyone is Smashing
I hear those Semi’s crashing!
Connor, won’t you bring him the thing he really needs
Won’t you please bring his money to me!

Oh, I don’t want a lot for Smashmas
This is all I’m asking for
I just wanna see my Techtrix
Standing right outside my door

I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Baby, All I want for Smashmas is..

Views

Oh, all I want for Smashmas is views, baby

All I want for smashmas is fucking views baby 10,000 subs right now, everytime you watch this there's gonna be 10,000 fucking subs, on the youtube channel twitch.tv / fucking gavelsmash let's go, all I want for fucking Smashmas is views baby!

All I Want For Smashmas

Smashing around, the Christmas tree
At the Gavel Party hop
Ace is so hung, oh I can see
Everybody stares and stops

Smashing around, the Christmas tree
Let the Gavel Smashers, Smash
Later we’ll have ChrisVenture here
And do some Parenting

You will get a continental feeling, when you’re me
Voices singing let's be trolly
Smash the walls with Gavel’s of holly

Smashing around, the Christmas tree
Time to take Tech for a walk
Everyone Smashing merrily
Vietnam gives me quite a shock

GAVEL SMASH
GAVEL SMASH
GAVEL SMASH
GAVEL SMASH

You will get a continental feeling, when you’re me
Voices singing let's be trolly
Smash the walls with Gavel’s of holly
Smashing around the Christmas tree
Let Clovis wank his cock
Everyone Smashing merrily
Oh, Clovis, is so Gay!

Smashin' Around The Christmas Tree

I really can't stay
Baby, It's cold outside

I gotta go away
Baby, It's cold outside

This evening has been
Hoping that you'd drop in

So very nice
I'll hold your hands their just like ice

My mother will start to worry
Beautiful what's your hurry

My father will be pacing the floor
Listen to that fireplace roar

So really I'd better scurry
Beautiful please don't hurry

But maybe just a half a drink more
I'll put some records on while pour

The neighbors might think
Baby, it's bad out there

Say.. what's in this drink?
No cabs to be had out there

I wish I knew how
Your eyes are like starlight now

To break this spell
I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say, "No, No, No sir"
Mind if I move in closer

At least I'm gonna say that I tried
What's the sense in hurting my pride

I really can't stay
Baby, don't hold out

Baby it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside

You're very pushy, you know?
Oh my god, there's a girl in my house!

I simply must go
Baby it's cold outside

The answer is, "No"!
Baby it's cold outside

The welcome has been
How lucky that you dropped in

So nice and warm
Look out the window at that storm

My sister will be suspicious
God, your lips look delicious

My brother will be there at the door
Waves upon a tropical shore

My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
Gosh your lips are delicious

Maybe just a cigarette more! (don't smoke kids lung cancer)
Never such a blizzard before

I gotta get home
Baby you'll freeze out there

Say, lend me your coat?
It's up to your knees out there

You've really been grand
I thrill when I touch your hand

But don't you see
How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow
Think of my life-long sorrow

At least there will be plenty implied
If you got pneumonia and died

I really can't stay

Baby, its cold

Baby it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside

No witnesses :))