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I felt like a very Netrek mood and at the same time something about quantum chromodynamics.

Dedicated to Tom Youderian, Scott Humphreys, Sheldon on Big Bang Theory and every International Netrek League (INL) Team I had the pleasure to cross swords with, in any era.

my main website:
http://exedexes1.com

itch.io page:
http://exedexes1.itch.io

intro:

Feeling time to rank scum maybe

Iggy says hasta la vista baybee

main:

There once was a man of science

Who placed a great reliance

On Fleming's sagely tome


While the others in their hammocks

Dreamt of quantum chromodynamics

He paced about the sandy loam


Having grown extremely weary

Of perusing the Onium Theory

He shook his burly fists

exclaiming 'Mucus Pig Exists!'

And vanished into the Quantum Foam

SepteDeka

The Quantum Foam

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I'VE NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE
Music by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
Jazz Arrangement by Overdrive

This is my jazz version of the hilarious song by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Of course, the influence of Richard Cheese and his outrageous lounge music versions of famous rock songs is undeniable.

Check out the amazing original version by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq:
https://youtu.be/TXK03FHVsHk

Some of my favorite Richard Cheese parodies:

Rock The Casbah by The Clash:
https://youtu.be/fPRaQ43T_oQ

Closer, by NIN:
https://youtu.be/TmvlB1H1ejI

Only Happy When It Rains, by Garbage:
https://youtu.be/9dI-gKsT2DA

Hope you like this new jazz version of I've No More Fucks To Give.

LYRICS
I'VE NO MORE FUCKS TO GIVE

I've tried, tried, tried, and I've tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I've pressed, I've pushed, I've yelled, I've begged in hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress

I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have runneth dry
I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy
I've no more fucks to give, though more fucks I've tried to get
I'm over my fuck budget and I'm now in fucking debt

I strived, strived, strived, to get everything done
I played by all the rules, but I very rarely won
I've smiled, I've charmed, I've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run 'round like a moron to unequivocally fail

I've no more fucks to give, my fuck fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my fucks all day
But they've upped and fucked off home
I've no more fucks to give, my fuck rations are depleted
I've rallied my fuck army, but it's been fucking defeated

The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense
I've exhausted all my energy for minimal recompense
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall
And I've come to realise that I don't give a fuck at all

I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked off they refuse to fucking stay
I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me while they're fucking off again

I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have all dissolved
I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved
I've no more fucks to give, my fucks have all been spent
They've fucked off from the building and I don't know where they went

I've no more fucks to give
I've no more fucks to give
I've no more fucks, I've no more fucks, I've no more fucks to give

I've No More Fucks To Give

Beverly Hills

Fun Pop Rock song about guy who is with a girl who pulls all the strings, but he doesn't care as long as she wants to be with him. 


Lyrics:

As Long As I Have You 
(c) 2024   Gary Randman

[Chorus]
I don't care if the world thinks
You got me hanging by a string
And I don't care if you use me
You can spend all my money
I don't care, as long as I have you
And I don't mind, as long as I have you


[Verse 1]
You say want to find yourself, I'm on your side
Trying all the latest craze, to me that's fine
My heart rules the way and my mind just obeys
Babe you're the one for me 

[Chorus]
I don't care if the world thinks
You got me hanging by a string
And I don't care if you use me
You can spend all my money
I don't care, as long as I have you
And I don't mind, as long as I have you

[Verse 2]
You go and buy the stylish clothes, I won't deny
Hanging with your friends all day,  I'll let it slide
Don't care what they say and my feelings won't change
Babe you're the one for me

[Chorus]
I don't care if the world thinks
You got me hanging by a string
And I don't care if you use me
You can spend all my money
I don't care, as long as I have you
And I don't mind, as long as I have you

[Instrumental Bridge]

[Verse 3]
You want to sleep til late, hey that's alright
Staying in the house all day,  I will abide
Won't ask you to change,  cause your love's what I crave
Babe you're the one for me

[Chorus]
I don't care if the world thinks
You got me hanging by a string
And I don't care if you use me
You can spend all my money
I don't care, as long as I have you
And I don't mind, as long as I have you
and I won't care, as long as I have you

As Long As I Have You [Rough Demo]

After a year of hard work, "Stones Throwed" is finally out. An album of 8 songs, packed with storytelling full of emotions. The full ep is available on Spotify. 
--------------------------------------------
【Growing up】

Listen on Spotify ➛ https://open.spotify.com/track/3dLASqnrJilIR7YpYHeFsZ?si=9fe0f0cc4bed4b4c
Listen on Youtube ➛ https://youtu.be/tZhJrx7XrL4
--------------------------------------------
【Stones Throwed】

Listen to the full Album ➛ https://open.spotify.com/album/5HW97bMvyIqSMohyn7uPhx?si=-yKG_lKBSNyBj3C7WGr6XQ

1. Love of my life
2. Half the man
3. Friendship
4. Growing up
5. Freedom
6. Broken in the worst way
7. Rebuild
8. Stones Throwed
--------------------------------------------
【Credits】

Written & Performed by Crispy Fane
Produced, Mixed & Mastered by Daniel Svetlof

Crispy Fane ➛ https://crispyfane.com/
Crispy Fane ➛ https://linktr.ee/crispyfane
Daniel Svetlof ➛ https://danielsvetlof.com/
Daniel Svetlof ➛ https://linktr.ee/danielsvetlof
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#CrispyFane #growingup #StonesThrowed

Stones Throwed

Growing up

GlueMoon-Accepte Moi Comme Je Suis

"Grace of the Morning Light" is a soul-stirring gospel song by Cory Fletcher that beautifully captures the essence of God's grace and the serenity of a new day. The song opens with gentle melodies that evoke the peacefulness of dawn, as the first rays of sunlight break through the darkness, symbolizing hope and renewal.

Grace of the Morning Light

DOOMSDAY

Dream Bubble

2007

This is the principal soundcloud channel for original one-man music by gd&themultitracks.  Mainly instrumental, the music was home-recorded in stroud, england using hardware synths & instruments and Audacity community software for editing and mixing the individual multitracks.  I've had great enjoyment in making (& listening to!) the music, but any plays or feedback would be much appreciated. 
The music spans a wide range of sounds & genre.  I've put a selection of tracks into playlists which cover much of the music:  rock, melodic rock, soft guitar, ambient, electronica, soundtrack, jazz & blues..
enjoy your music ... just play on!

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