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released June 11, 2019 
Executive producer and songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer 
Ergy 

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Lead vocals by 
Kyle Wright 
as Todd Howard 

Saxophones: 
Ruslan Tustanovsky 

Trumpet: 
Egor Popov 

Violins: 
Nika Pshenova 

Bass guitar: 
Masel 

Backing vocals: 
Finchet Under Cover 
Xineko 
Kuro-no-Himitsu 
Chaos Angel 

Disappointed Fans Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt 

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Video 

Lead animator 
Yumi the Cat 

Screenplay 
Alios 

Post-production 
Lenich

It Just Works

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

When you can't be in the virtual spy world of I Expect You To Die 2, you can transport yourself there by listening to the cool jazz tunes from the game. The soundtrack features ten tracks that will provide you with a sumptuous listening experience. The opening credits theme song voiced by America's Got Talent alum Puddles Pity Party is sure to impress. Enjoy the music, Agents!

CREDITS
Artist(s): Various
Composer: Schell Games
Label: Schell Games

Other Credits:
Composition, Mix, Orchestration: Bay Area Sound
Vocal Performance: Puddles Pity Party
Lyrics: Jared Mason, Laura Mason

The Spy And The Liar

I'm going to this hardware store.

Disclaimer: I do not own this. The song is the property of its creators.

Weird Al's Hardware Store

Thomas The Dank Engine

Original Soundtrack From The Animated Short "Lackadaisy (Pilot)"

Music: "Olive Branch" by Sepiatonic 

Lissen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/track/1ssU0xD8QDhtd4KFSSACJN

Watch the Lackadaisy Pilot: https://youtu.be/vffu6FG4YP4

Olive Branch (Original Lackadaisy Animated Short Soundtrack)

The third Portal song from the LEGO Dimensions video game.

You Wouldn't Know

Ultimate - Denzel Curry (Ear Rape) Audio

Well then 1 million plays... Damn never thought this would happen, but it did.

More memes are in the works so don't worry.

Monsters Inc. Ear Rape

If you wear headphones while listening, you will die.

                                 This meme dead as hell lmao

Gta San Andreas theme (ear rape) Dead meme

Original Thomas the tank engine song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U

https://soundcloud.com/prozachfrfx/thomas-the-tank-engine-theme-song-ear-rape-but-more-fucked-up

Thomas The Tank Engine Theme Song EAR RAPE

Portal 2-Want you gone

Portal 2- Cara Mia Addio (full, HQ audio)

Based on the creepypasta written and produced by Chris O'Neill (OneyPlays) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tPRA...

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➢iTunes - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gba...
➢Apple Music - https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/gba...

Credits:
➢Music Production - Yoav Landau, Custom Phase - https://twitter.com/CustomPhase
➢Lead Vocals - Rena - https://www.youtube.com/user/yandeiNS...
➢Lyrics - Yoav Landau, Bobby Yarsulik (BSlick) - https://www.youtube.com/user/WW2BOY
➢Vocal Editing and Tuning - Fruutella - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPCA...
➢Guitar Recordings - Orko
➢Mixing and Mastering - Ara Adkins -  Recursion Music - https://iamrecursion.com/
➢Cover Art - Cien Miller (Crusher-P) - https://www.youtube.com/user/HatsuneM...
➢Video Production-➢Andrew Duemig- https://www.youtube.com/user/official...


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Lyrics:

 V1: It was years ago, as a fully grown boy, I, was jumping in the street and I
Was clobbered by, a car into a window
That was when I saw, a game boy advance, S-P-, blue edition,
But my fa-mi-ly, can barely afford gold.
As I stared at him, into his eyes… he said, “Mom, mamaaa”, as he held it in his tiny hands...
I started running and I screamed, and, shoved him to the ground, took, that GBA from he...
 
V2: Got inside, my house, with a big, smelly han-dle, snuck past all my parentals
and then I blew my candle out. 
As I pressed the boooton with my feenge, did not, know, what it’d, bring me...
Or what, its all a-bout…
And a little man appeared on screen, his, name was Mare-e-o, he sprints at fast speeds such as my own...
Pressed another boooton and he jumped, I screamed when he disappeared, and, I feared, he wouldn’t, come...

CHORUS: Just stay away, from my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(You better back, away my friend)
You can’t take away, my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(Not even from, my cold, dead hands)

V3: The screen turned black, it had turned into a big, hole, “Is this a hole I see, before me?”
And it echoed like a hole…
There was mare-e-o, and his gra-phics were jumbled, realistic skin, pores
and chapped, lips … and I tried, to change, it...
Then Mare-e-o he did not move, all, that he did was scream, and my skin turned rotten and green…
I feared the worst, and so I, tossed, that, gameboy out the window, it came, back again...

BRIDGE: I snuck inside of the little boys room, I wanted to tell him that I was wrong
But when I turned the lights on, the room was full of people in black
I said “who the flip are you people? Is that your boy there inside that box?”
A priest said, “lower that box”, then I sprinted towards the coffin

I yelled to free me of this curse, then Mare-e-o appeared, but then gaussian blurred away
Appeared again, said learned my les-son, clicked his mustache, then I woke, the next, day. 

CHORUS: Just stay away, from my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(You better back, away my friend)
You can’t take away, my gameboy ad-vance, S, P, blue edition
(Not even from, my cold, dead hands)

Portal still alive

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