ASMR (not rly)

released June 11, 2019 
Executive producer and songwriter 
Alios 

Sound producer, arranger and engineer 
Masel 

Guitars and Disappointed Fans Choir producer 
Ergy 

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Lead vocals by 
Kyle Wright 
as Todd Howard 

Saxophones: 
Ruslan Tustanovsky 

Trumpet: 
Egor Popov 

Violins: 
Nika Pshenova 

Bass guitar: 
Masel 

Backing vocals: 
Finchet Under Cover 
Xineko 
Kuro-no-Himitsu 
Chaos Angel 

Disappointed Fans Choir by 
Finchet Under Cover, Kuro-no-Himitsu, Xineko, Chaos Angel, Kirya, Choki Chy, Felya, Andrey Dok, yurkin, Jerico, Vasya, Topöu Pim, Dima Litvinov, Aono, Elias Frost, Tsumi, Zuek, Meenouse, NiCK_Es, Flüt 

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Video 

Lead animator 
Yumi the Cat 

Screenplay 
Alios 

Post-production 
Lenich

It Just Works

We’re back with the music video about a game studio that brought us a variety of classics, but never released any game with number 3 in its name — VALVE. The company behind Half-Life, Portal, Counter-Strike, Team Fortress, Left 4 Dead, DOTA 2 and much more. 

ELLEN MCLAIN, the original voice of GLaDOS from “Portal” and “Portal 2”, agreed to sing the part of everyone's favourite mad robot. 

THE STUPENDIUM, the amazing nerdcore artist who you know and love, performed the Gabe Newell’s part! 

And finally, we got Valve’s CEO, GABE NEWELL himself, to record a couple of lines for the beginning and the end of the song!

released March 29, 2021 
“Count to Three” by 
THE CHALKEATERS 

Executive producer / songwriter: 
Alios

Sound producer / lead arranger / engineer: 
Masel

Arranger / guitars / choir production: 
Ergy

Lead artist / art director: 
Pondis

Lead animator / video composer: 
Lenich

Character animator: 
Yumi the Cat 

Gabe Newell vocals: The Stupendium
GLaDOS vocals: Ellen McLain (original voice of GLaDOS) 
Alyx vocals: Holly Turton 

Supporting arranger / piano: Dmitry Kovzel 
Drums: Matias Menarguez 
Trumpet: Bruno Brito 
Saxophones: Weber Marely 
Trombone: Felipe Coelho 
Supporting artists: Hunternif, Koldan Grey, Freskovich, QuietVictories 

Choir: Hineko, Vasya, Martie, Chaos Angel, tooi_cat, Venix, Walter, Dmitry Litvinov, Tsumikashi, Lenich, Ergy, Dmitry Kovzel, Nikdoge, Felya, Jerico, Choki, Finch under cover, BertyDahlia, Victor Bird 

Mastered by Stuart Hawkes at Metropolis Studios 

Special thanks to: 
Gabe Newell and Michael ‘Lewi’ Lewington for recording Gabe’s awesome cameo! 
Erik Wolpaw for allowing us to use Valve’s characters for the song! 
Jamie Lopez, Wendi Wills, Tom McGurk for helping us to get Ellen on board 
Bill Van Buren for helping us with the GLaDOS voice 
ZhenyaHacker, Kizuru and Martie for being our favourite test subjects 
Vasya, Nikita Dobrinskiy, Chaos Angel for great ideas and overall support

Count To Three (feat. The Stupendium and Ellen McLain)

I'm going to this hardware store.

Disclaimer: I do not own this. The song is the property of its creators.

Weird Al's Hardware Store

"Opening" theme for the upcoming light novel Epithet Erased: Prison of Plastic!

🎵 Vocals by Sapphire: https://linktr.ee/sapphiredigital

Special thanks to my $10 patrons:
💖 Nubby, DJ Skynet, Kanosis, Keeno, LockedOn, Unknown, and Maureen 💖
Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/plaster

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LYRICS:
How do you balance the irons in the fire
When you keep gettin burned and you live with a liar
Only a minor but the problem's Ursa Major
You mend what's broke but you can't fix bad behavior

Terrified that you're being inefficient
While you're spinning your plates and washing the dishes
Friends all say that you need to take a break before you're broken
But you're terrified because in your eyes you know you need to go and

File your taxes
Breaking your back and
Wishing for freedom
Life's inelastic
Prison of Plastic
You've gotta make it so

You can just say no
If you set yourself on fire
The world will leave you tired
So why don't you just let it burn?

Say Aw, heck it
Go on and wreck it
Let them find another warmer
The world is in your corner
It's up to you to make it turn
Just say No!

What's life like when you grant your own wishes
Sorbet sky full a' honey and kisses
(Baking? Self-reflection?) So exhausting
Take those imperfections and coat them in frosting

Craft your life, give it all you can give it
Pray for the day that you might be forgiven
The actors laugh on your behalf because you can control them
But to get a hug from the one you love, you'd need to console them

All too much trouble
Stay in your bubble
Leave it to others
It's a bad habit
Make like a rabbit
Bounce and then make it so

She can't say nooo
You can fix it all with magic
The sticks and stones and tragic
You'll never reap what you have sewn

Be a hag and
Slay your dragon
If you bring your little sister
Admit how much you missed her
Then maybe you won't be alone
Make it so

Innocent playing
Turned to dismaying
The dead of midnight
Princess of Plastic
You were the matchstick
But how could you have known
Oh no

Nono
no nono nonono no
no nono nonono no
no nono nonono no

Life's inelastic
Prison of Plastic
Wishing for freedom
(Yeah!)

Just say no
You're in control
Please remember you're related
Your hearts are filled with hatred
That doesn't have to be the case

Cure your trauma
Come to mama
You won't ever get that normal
But if you act sororal
Then maybe you could have a taste
Epithet Erased!

Epithet Erased: Say No! (feat. Sapphire)

End Credit Song from the videogame Portal 2, written by Jonathan Coulton and performed by Ellen McLain as GLaDOS.

Portal 2 End Credit Song ("Want You Gone")

Battle Against A Slow Foe

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Fallen Angel

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Dropping Feeling

Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kYTe25h-bU&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=VgGqbN9WELrTxwWJ-6

Portal still alive

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