Rough Sex Goodbyes

To The Rooftop

Just diddling on my guitar, nothing fancy or special. I just like the sond of it ^^ Maybe I'll make it into a song one day

Random Diddling on Guitar in Open e

To The Man Who Told Me To Stop Writing Political Poems Mixdown

To The Man Who Told Me To Stop Writing Political Poems.

The Full Preview of an upcoming album "Sublingual" 
Poetry by Nicholas Coulombe
Guitar by Jorden Bailey Poole.

A Day In The Life

Finger Paints

Inhale

Sneak Peak: "Sublingual Studio Preview"

Jorden left the music studio for a bit and I decided to sit down and diddle the old ivories a bit myself. 
Not bad for my first time playing piano?

Cats Away The Goats Will Play (Piano)

As I walked the lonely road
I came across
a demon
like a 17ft tall demon (scary)
wicked scary

he said to me:
"hello!"
"I will eat your soul."

[As he walked the lonely road
he saw a demon
a 17ft tall demon
he was scary
wicked scary
he said: "hello!
I'll eat your soul"]

I said No.
He said yes (yes)
and I said no (no)
this went on for about 
12 minutes

That's like one tenth of a Super-Sayan charge.

This demons power level
was over 
6
but for a normal human like me, 
that's a lot

fed up with this demon 
and his insistence on taking my soul
I pulled out
a really really really big sword
(where'd he get the sword?)
Swords-R-US.
Swords-R-Us (Swords-R-Us)

Three new locations
conveniently located
on 295

but this is not a commercial
for Swords-R-Us

This is an epic tale 
of Okay Vs. Evil

After a battle that lasted several minutes

we were both covered in blood
we were both covered in sweat
we were both covered in unspecified body fluids

[AS he walked
the lonely road
found a demon
who said yes, and he said no
they fought
for minutes (ooh, ohh ooh ooohh)
and covered each other
in juices]

As I thrust that big old sword
right between the left half of its body
and the right half of its body
and tore apart
a very shocking secret

This demon lord, came right apart
This demon was actually made of 
legos 
(Leggos) (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Ahh ahh ahh ahh (leggos)
(Swords R US)

Great prices.

I stood there, surrounded by lego bricks
as my shoes had been destroyed in the combat
I had no way to get out of this sea of lego bricks

This is actually the most dramatic part of the story.

Have you ever tried to escaoe from a sea of lego bricks?
(Its hell)

(Ohh's and Ahh's)

for six days
I dug my way
underground
I was tunneling out of there
like shaw shank redemption style
I had no food or water
I really should of like, died.
cause i didn't drink water for 6 days

I found myself in a wonderful utopia
I was finally saved.
I was immediately greeted by like 
seven dozen beautiful ladies
(girlish laughter)
Some more stuff happened that you don't really need to know.
(Mysterious bodily fluids)
That's true.
it was a pretty good time.
but shortly afterwords, i realized.
those ladies 
were made of leggos
(no)
why is everything made of leggos?
(Every thing is leggos)
Everything is legos 
everything is cool when you're part of a team
Everything is leggos
everything is cool when you're part of a team
(everything is leggos everything is cool when you're part of a team)

Now thats what i call a Plastic Girl
Thanks joan rivers.
Joan rivers is leggos

my bed was made of leggos
I didn't even notice.
The lamp was made of legos
I didnt even notice 
the walls were made of leggos (ahh ahh)
And I didn't even notice
I WAS MADE OF LEGGOS!!

(Ohh's and Ahh's)

everything is legos (everything is legos)
everything is legos when you're fighting a demon (everything is legos)
everything is legos (everything is legos).

band of horses? more like band of legos
legoo my ego? more like leggo my leggos
only you can prevent forrest fires?
only you can leggo leggos
dragon ball Z? 
more like dragon ball leggos

[as he walked that lonely road
with the lego demon
he encountered countless legos on his quest
never once did he step on a lego
(no)
this was the ultimate childhood test.]

An epic tale of Okay vs. Evil

I've been keeping my poetry brain limber by free styling poetry over random chillhop songs and basing the poem on the title of said song.

It usually gives me a couple good lines, but ultimately isn't very good.

I'm pretty proud of this track I freestyled over the song

Birds by Gorila off their album Mosaic

so I figured I'd share it.

Enjoy!



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Lyrics -

Was sippin' on sugar water
hummin' to the beat of my wings
singin' while the black bird chipped at the suet
prefers it to the maggots in the trees.

Suet's stuck in a cage
I hear you are what you eat
I must be nectar drippin' for the flower
'cause the sugar water ain't my speed.

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