A sneak Peek at The Blue Turtles rehearsing for their upcoming June 20th, 2014 Ice House concert, featuring a complete performance of Sting's "The Dream of the Blue Turtles."

Blue Turtle Sneak Peek

A quick commercial for the June 20th concert- The Blue Turtles: A Tribute to the Music of Sting 

Blue Turtles Commercial

Here's an homage to the great Stan Freberg, with my version of his signing of the Declaration of Independence sketch from Stan Freberg Presents: The United States of America Vol. I The Early Years. 

Signing the Declaration Of Independence

A recent sketch from the Geologic Podcast. Everyone loves music from the 80s, right? Who wouldn't want an 80s cover band to play for their pool party... What could go wrong? (Inspired by the incredible band Love Canon.) From Episode 376 of the Geologic Podcast. (geologicpodcast.com)

Rock Me Amadeus

The film "Whiplash" has somehow managed to con countless numbers of people into thinking that it is a quality film. It is not. Here is George Hrab explaining why. From episode 398 of The Geologic Podcast. geologicpodcast.com

Whiplash is the worst movie EVER. Here's Why.

"Randi! The Musical" as featured at the opening of The Amazing Meeting 2015. Written and performed by George, this 13 minute one man musical follows the incredible life of James "The Amazing" Randi.

RANDI! The Musical
     - A.M.A.Z.I.N.G.
     - How Did He Do It?
     - Someday I’ll Find The One
     - Escape Artiste
     - Starting a Foundation
     - Someday I’ll Find the One reprise
     - The Start of Something Good
     - The Interview
     - Uri Gellar
     - Million Dollar Challenge
     - Larry & Sylvia
     - Vows / The Closest That We Get
     - A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. Finale    

Randi! The Musical

An homage to the one and only Alisa B Anderson. As read on The Geologic Podcast, Episode 431.

Alisa B Anderson Essay

The "Archbishop of Massachusetts" has problems with the accuracy of the film "Spotlight." From episode 447 of the Geologic Podcast.

Spotlight On Spotlight

DADDY’S LITTLE BABY ANGEL CUPCAKE CANDY BUTTERFLY

I remember when my little girl would play under open skies
when a day could seem as endless as 
a summer’s worth of fireflies
now a princess shouldn’t think too hard we all know that’s true
so listen to your Dad as I explain how I see you:

You’re Daddy’s little baby angel cupcake candy butterfly
And though this is your wedding day,
a part of me just wants to die
’Cause I know it’s the the time that I’m supposed to set you free
but it kills me that the man holding your hand’s no longer me. Is that creepy?

You’re changing from “daughter” to “wife” 
while following god’s plan
‘cause a woman worth can be only defined by her man
I hope you take my love advice as a matter of course
and ignore the fact that your Mom and I got a divorce

Because you’re Daddy’s little baby angel cupcake candy butterfly
And though you say you want all this, 
a part of me keeps asking why
I know in time I’ll be ok and things will all be fine
but the ring around your finger is his and no longer mine. 
That’s why I’m cryin’

He’s a good man, that I’ll barely hate
You’re my baby, even though your twenty-eight
So I’m saying, before it gets too late
You’ll always have a home you can come back to- (no offense son!)

You’re Daddy’s little baby angel cupcake candy unicorn daffodil butterfly
And though I hate you’re leaving me, 
you know I’ll always be nearby
just like when I spied on you and that first boy that you kissed
and it’s weird as hell that I just couldn’t tell it was vaguely misogynist— Yet I still insist:

You’re Daddy’s little baby angel cupcake candy rainbow ice cream
fairy-tale star-ship motorboat picnic fireworks butterfly-
Can you guess what has two thumbs and is inappropriate- 
THIS GUY
and in the same way that a piece of dirt can make a lovely pearl 
it’s sad that your dear Dad gets his self-worth through his girl
what a world, oh what a world.

You’ll always be my little baby angel cupcake candy butterfly… ALWAYS.

Daddy's Little Baby Angel Cupcake Candy Butterfly

A surprisingly prescient song recorded by Manfreedy Johnson & The Nineteens in 1927. (Not at ALL something written and recorded specifically for The Geologic Podcast by George Hrab. Really.)

Facebook

Another surprisingly prescient song recorded by Manfreedy Johnson & The Nineteens in 1927. (Not at ALL something written and recorded specifically for The Geologic Podcast by George Hrab. Really.)

Web Browser

And yet another surprisingly prescient song recorded by Manfreedy Johnson & The Nineteens in 1927. (Not at ALL something written and recorded specifically for The Geologic Podcast by George Hrab. Really.)

No Cell Service

Here is the tango version of "Make Sure That Your Question's A Question" as featured at TAM2012. Feel free to play it before your Q&A sessions.

Make Sure That Your Question's A Question

Six Minutes of Musician Jokes, from episode 625 of The Geologic Podcast. Guitarists, drummers, bass players, keyboardists, horn players, string players, singers, accordionists, banjo players, conductors... NO ONE IS SPARED.

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