Written, recorded and mixed by Gerben van Rooyen in June and July 2012 as an entry to Burgerfuel's Snow White and the Huntsman promotional competition.

Lyrics:

There’s a story evil and low;
The warped version many will know.
Of those who tell truth I fear I'm the last one,
For battles with swords are by neither side won.

Once lived a boy was called many names,
Whose life to some was naught but as game.
‘Twas cunning and terrible, that which they did.
In slander and mocking in rhyme it was hid.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
And Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Many men saw but not one would dare say
Which of the soldiers pushed Humpty that day.

Burgerfuel,
Burgerfuel,
Burgerfuel,
Burgerfuel!

In blood and ruin they let him lie
And blood and ruin they would each find.
Now that you’ve heard go and share what I’ve sung:
This is the story of Harry my son.