
originally released May 31st, 2020. this one is non-canon (still good tho)


-PRODUCTION- 
Beat by 2Deep
Mixed by: Dee
Flowtest by Rabi
Written by me and Jason Carreon

-CAST-
Dee as Luigi
Azia as Spooky

-LYRICS-

Spooky:
So this tall green replacement for a player really cares to fight?
Don't think I'm impressed, with a saucy stereotype
You're as bland and monochrome as your first games graphics 
Colorful? Flip birds, turtles, and some crabs kid
Polter as a suck up, one cardboard trick and you're missing
Spreading false history? Should transcend to your dissing
Committing suicide as a shadow sure fits you
But it seems it's just an edgy death screen on the menu

Luigi: 
Uhh- Mario? I didn't want to go against a ghost-
What if she traps me in a paintin' or something even worse
No, I have to be brave, and l don't really wanna boast
But if I beat a king thrice, I can beat a dress-up nurse…
Harmless as a jumpscare, trying to yank pity tears?
Indie fads milkin' every Let's Players shitty fears
Lookin' at that sob story, grab your knife and cut it out
Only if only, you made like me 'stead of runnin' that mouth
Seems a Mama Luigi for you's required, but
Should be fine, you're used to taking fired shots
Screwed by mobile games, keep with your cloned SCP's
This scaring me will leave her re-R.I.Ped on Halloween!
[Gunshot]

Spooky:
Constant repetition and yet you still breathe, so
Need Luigi Letdown 3 to see a sell fiend trope?
Talking family issues? You're simply known as second party
So scrap your kiddie ghosts and join my monster army

Luigi:
Bring your ghostly army, it's nothing I haven't faced kid
Got crossed out, took every step masked with haste and
Ending or not, rooms are where Houdini tricks will run
1000 to none, it's clear that Luigi's number one


Luigi vs. Spooky

FNAF FAZBEAR FRIGHTS: Lonely Freddy Fanmade Full Song

Mashup | DHeusta & Kyle Allen Music - Always Writings Of History | JH0.1

TIIIIIME WIZARD!

Matt Raichous as Joey Wheeler
BluArri as Preston
Cyber as Seto Kaiba

Written and Mixed by garbageGothic
Beat Produced by Raias Beats
SC thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:

Joey: 
Whoa, I think I’m getting deja vu
Creepy caverns and dueling a dude in a lame costume? 
(HAH!) I ain’t afraid of no “demon”
Especially one less scary than Bandit Keith is

Claim to be for kids, but I’m already bored
Guess your only real fan’s in the Goblin Attack Force
Ya look strong, but with the heart of the cards
I can beat you with a Trap Hole! Now try to spit bars :3

Preston:
Heart of the cards? That’s fucking stupid (Kaiba: I know, right?
Wheeler’s too weak to win: all bark with no bite) (Joey: HEY!)
BOTH of you bitches will go in my special brew
Cuz like your father, I FUCKING HATE YOU

You’re in MY domain, Preston’s personal hell
Your death will not be censored in Dreadful’s Shadow Realm
My sea of punches will FUCK YOU UP, BITCH.
Yugi can’t save you from PRESTON’S DUNGEON

Joey: 
What’s your sea to a guy who beat Tsunami? (Eh?)
You’re not a threat, Ra couldn’t even stop me!
Honestly, hearing the language of this bozo
Presto’s a better fit for LittleKuriboh!

So what’s the deal with this grand prick?
Got on Itch and he thinks that he’s mad shit?
Collecting letters ain’t original, leave that to Bakura
And I’ve played some death games, but yours is just torture!

I became a champ to help my pals and my sister
You're so obsessed with working that your wife ditched ya!
Got all the greatest comebacks, I'm the prime disser
I’ll send this peanut packing with a TIME WIZARD!

Preston:
That whore was my LIFE, but she fucking DIVORCED!
The only bitch you managed to pull was FUCKING 24! (UGH)
Like your card game pros, YOU DISGUST ME
But iIf we’re playing dirty, THEN PRESTON’S GETTING BLOODY

It’s all about PROGRESS, it’s about TIME
That I KNOCK OUT YOUR LIGHTS LIKE RESEARCHER MIKE
MY WRATH IS VAST, I’M INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
SLAIN MORE LOSERS THAN THAT FREAK IN YOUR FRIEND’S BRAIN

(FUCK!) Tick tock, tick tock, DICKHEAD…
You joke now, but who would miss a delinquent?
My ancient artifact will end what Marik tried
Leaving Joey forgotten, lost to the sands of time

Joey Wheeler vs Preston's Hourglass - GG Rap Battles (ft. Matt Raichous, BluArri, and Cyber)

Hello! yeah, I know it's been a minute. But nevertheless, we are back and with another Seasonal final Episode of Savage Battles.

Is this Finale we have 2 (tragic) orphans with VHS tapes you do not wanna pop in! Amanda The Adventurer & Samera Morgan Who will crawl out of this bout 1st? well let take a look shall we?


𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙣 𝙗𝙮: 𝙅𝙖𝙮 𝙎𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙜𝙚
𝘼𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙒𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙥 𝘽𝙮: 
𝙐𝙡𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙀𝙙𝙜𝙮𝙄𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙅𝙤𝙈𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣 & 𝙈𝙇𝙂 𝙁𝙤𝙭
𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝘽𝙮: 𝙐𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙯 & 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙟𝙖 
𝙈𝙞𝙭𝙚𝙙/𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘽𝙮: 𝙎𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙟𝙖
𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙤 𝘼𝙨 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙡𝙮
𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙆𝙤𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝘼𝙨 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖
𝙀𝙫𝙖𝙫𝙖 𝘼𝙨 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣

Lyrics:  
                                                                                                               
 Samera Verse 1:
 I'm getting lectured by a 90's kindergartener?
 Call me Balam both these sheep are getting slaughtered! 
  *laugh*
Since my debut, i´ve been popping out of scenes
While this adventurer gets humbled by the Demon's Static Screens!
How I'm supposed to take you serious? 
you speak more nonsense than a toddler 
Going Hamlin on the beat a fate worse than your father's 
7 days is all I need to take you like Jordan 
But that contract did less and it finished this orphan!
I had enough with these learn or die Scary tropes
Your not even original dora inspired this Scary hoax 
I'm not horsing around wooly I killed lots with the tape 
And I'm putting this to rest just like your Aunt Kate



Wooly & Amanda:
Seems You don't know how to rap so with  Amanda let's Practice!
If we wanted Bars from you Samera I'd go ask your actress (*giggles*)
This lady can't be actually posing as some kinda threat?
You hit rock bottom so bad in that Verse like it hit your head!
Amanda knows a bit of Propaganda with these Bars 
Today we're treasure-hunting good raps from her but None So far!
Since my debuts I'm known as a classic 
While No one rings the door for you as your more Puzzling than an attic! 
You'll be Dead by daylight "Everything rots"
Turn the TV off or you'll join Mr Fox 
Your Curse don't offend me your just a brat
So Answer my Question: Do you think you can Fight Back?

Samera Verse 2:
Fight back? Ask Rachel
This wolf in sheep's clothing making children unstable! 
We're both lost it doesn't take a burn to see
That even with my own shtick you not worth a 3rd of me 
So get back in Baldie's classroom you Miss Lemon clown 
You win is like your victims bitch- none to be found
You really think you're a classic kid? Man, you gotta be kidding 
When I'm finished, Sam's going to reunite with her "lonely kitten"

I'm a Morgan that's crawls in and spreading fear in 7 days
To end your game all it took for Riley was a brick to make you pay 
I've 'been drowning' fools like you another piper you can't escape 
You blab on worse than bot look in my gaze- now you're a Birthday cake 
One battle leaves you rattled, you can't stand in The Ring,
You're unoriginal, a copycat more fit for The Thing
Remind you of your trauma I know Dora's hurting from these verses!
Just spitted this tape into fractions
Like the parents who deemed you worthless! 

Amanda the adventurer Verse 2:
You're Wasting my time and I'm running out of patience 
The only fans that cared for you are the ones Stuck inside of basements. 
(I think she had Enough)
Stick to breaking marriages when I'm on the scene kids gets groovy 
While Grudge Girl Has No Ending and is barley in Scary Movie!
So kids, what's the opposite of alive?

Player (While Typing):
Her Fandom,Horses,And Family?

Wooly: uh Amanda?

Amanda: 
That's right!
And that's why you never let remake go first 
Your victims had 7 days...

Wooly:
But we trampled your verse!

Amanda:
Yeah!

Amanda The Adventurer Vs. Samara Morgan (Season 2 Finale)

Fred Durst:
I'm Ready to Go, bro, so back up, back up!
Let's hope like Sir Handel you won't slip, ya fuck (yeah!)
Limp Bizkit’s the shit, spittin’ RAW and that's the truth
I can tell you're scared of me, punk, your face is comin’ loose
Sharp flows like traffic cones to leave your ass scarred
So wooden, no wonder you got sent to the lumber yard
This Air Raid Vehicle will rip up and tarmac ya, there's no escape
I make British shit better, check my cover of Faith
Spewin’ pure hate, don't dare to try n’ Duck your fate
Haven't spoken since Season 5, so how the fuck can you retaliate?

George the Steamroller:
Huh!
I’ve heard of you. You swank about, pretending you're a nu-metal saint
When really, none of that rubbish is true; you simply wouldn't exist if it weren't for Korn and Rage
Your rapping’s like your music: loud and utterly dull
I wish that Shaggy succeeded in drop kicking your thick skull
TTTE is loved globally
You're only played when a frat party needs an OST
After this, once again your reputation will get f**ed up
Smash you to bits like I was Gordon and you're a stuck truck
Working with fake fighters, no wonder you can’t throw punches
Show this homophobe who’s boss when my roller starts its crunching
How can you act like the people still adore ya
When your own inspirations are apologizing for ya?
And you need quit acting so ‘hip’ and ‘tight’
Duncan’s Rock n’ Rolled harder than you've ever done in your life 

Fred Durst:
Shut the hell up, I’m attracting real fans, yo
While last time I checked, only preschoolers watch your show
And if you stay stuck up, then you're lucked up
Next in line to be like that level crossing: fucked up
You’re flyin’ off the track considering the way you flowed
And now you're gonna get scrapped like your part in Magic Railroad
Failed to Bust-er a rhyme, so once again you’ll be replaced
THEN I’LL BE ROLLIN’ ALL OVER SODOR, LEAVING ZERO FUCKING TRACE

George the Steamroller:
Was that your Aguilera duet? ‘Cuz that verse was just tragic 
And you can't talk about movies, dare I mention The Fanatic?
Failed before in battle rap, so you losing this ain’t a shocker
I don't move for imitation alt rockers.
Railways should be ripped up and brought into decay
I think all your CDs should suffer the same fate
Now you've a REAL anecdote, so resurrect your dead ‘pod
And tell how I left more destruction than your set at Woodstock

@vinnyot as Fred Durst
TheMonarchy as George the Steamroller
Beat by redsymb
Written and Mixed by TheMonarchy
Fake Fighters Line Idea by @fightmarker
George Art by strawbrryp0ssum (https://twitter.com/strawbrryp0ssum)
Cover Art and Fred Durst Background by @jks-rap-battles
Special Thanks to Fightmarker, @user-246183970, Iris, @user-687454155 and JK03

Fred Durst vs George the Steamroller. Monarchy Rap Battles

APRIL FOOL’S! I don’t know what you thought you were going to see from me today, but come on- a battle between two undercover investigators posing as secretaries to uncover a corruption ring and return their company to some semblance of a reputation? It’s almost EXACTLY like FRB! …I’ll let you decide what that means. Anyhow, in today’s verbal fisticuffs, the characters being pitted together are:

Jolene, the quick-moving, cold-eyed bombshell Toad from the Glitz Pit, who’s dedicated all of her energy to finding her missing brother and reinstate him as the champion of the world-class fighting ring… 

And Roz, Monsters Inc.’s infamously mean-spirited secretary, who’s really an agent from the Child Detection Agency sent undercover to bring to light a corruption ring involving the Inc.’s famous door system! 

CAST:

garbageGothic as Jolene (Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door)
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Red Rob as Roz (Monsters, Inc.)
https://www.youtube.com/@RedRobOfficial

Beat by Leo Barqui 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEZDXmtZBL4O1B2rEzxRvGA

Mix by MVDNVGHT 
https://www.youtube.com/@TheeMvdnvght

TN by Ryufan76
www.youtube.com/channel/UCYlm1k8GpfpyNuKm_KarxjA

Lyrics:
Jolene:
A new contestant? No, that can’t be
If you got in front of a crowd, they’d cause a stampede
Everyone would stand, flee, even the champ would back up in horror when
You’ve only Rose out of your chair to be replaced by family
Let’s go over the facts: even though you’re attached
To a notorious agency for the loneliest tasks
When they send Double-Oh-One to detect a child first
You couldn’t show a gun, but this slug should be fired
I’m undercover, looking to find my brother
Your guise should be your daily routine: closing the shutters
I’ve handled some complexity from the fighters I care for
But nothing beats the useless maze that sits behind your Scare Floor
The same task you fumbled for three years
Any Toad worth his salt could solo your team clear
Your position’s a front, and your worst side too
Get out of my office, I won’t bother registering you

Roz:
Is somebody planning a fun evening?
I can let your manager know when you’re done stealing
Cause with a track record like yours, your invasion’s the worst
Since the child’s, but now I notice: you never did your paperwork
How can I tell? Once your brother returned home, you
Forgot to mention all the profiles erased
And once you brought the Pit’s reputation back to the first dome
The Great Gonzales had a second climb to make
Always watching, waiting for a mistake to slip
I’ll slide this failed detective under a paper clip
To file her away and save space, give that ahoge a snip
Or send her straight to the shredders, pull the shaving trick
Keep on twittering, and X will be Mush
Will I send her and her story straight to Goomfrey? I know you hate rubbish
Why not hide in the bathroom so no one knows where you’ve gone to?
You’ll find me there anyways- your silence speaks volumes (Aaahhhh-haa-haa)

Jolene:
Ew… foul, you’re just like Grubba
But now I’ll shake the stage: Mike’s hands won’t be all that’s crushed up
To start, Tattle and find the endpoint of our battle
She won’t make the list, she’s less respected than Hardscrabble
Appearing everywhere but can’t do a thing to help
You should buy a snow-cone and wait for it to melt
If it’s Laughter we’re After, you’ve brought none
So make like your new series should, and be all done

Roz:
This juice addict couldn’t live through Waternoose’s planning
I know the truth saddens you, but a clue you haven’t
Give that magazine back, no wrestler would want you
My uniform’s got less flaws than your costume
Take advantage of every Bandy with your challenge
My movie in full happened much faster than your chapter
Your only Gold Star was found, faked and now taken
And now somebody should investigate for foul play again

Jolene Vs Roz- RAP BATTLE! Ft. garbageGothic and Red Rob

SML Movie- Jeffy Gets A Cavity!

LYRICS

Miles:
Take a page, you could learn something from an actual hero
When I turn this green-haired Hiro and turn him into the Biggest Zero
With your cheesy catchphrases “To Plus Ultra- and beyond!”
Keep your vocals in check and stop screaming- KACHAAN!
I leave billionaires in wreck and give audiences an impact
All you managed to leave were broken knuckles and a cast
So quit playing pretend, this is a real hero’s duty
I’d say that I’ve already topped you in terms of both of our movies

Izuku:
My friends are cheering me on, but can I handle this?
Guess I gotta go the Mile to leave Morales in bandages
Bug superheroes? We already got Miraculous
You struggle against “puberty,” but you think that you can battle this?
Think your flow rocks? You’re landing no shots!
There’s better fire power out of the entrance exam robots!
Spectacular superstar? Sorry to burst your bubble
But you’ll get your dreams shot down again like your uncle
You strive to be like your hero, but your teachings were plain awful
At least my mentor can be an actual role model!
Put a spider on the track and I’ll send it back down the water spout
You’re used to rehashing, that’s all your movie’s about!

Miles:
I’d rather hear you cry a river, at least then you have flow!
Take your mask and fall down your own rabbit’s hole
You stand behind Froppy if that’s what you spat at me
So drop this battle like it’s your not-girlfriend’s gravity

Izuku:
You still got a lot to learn from the pros
Such as when you need them to take over just so you have a stable home
But you’ve already proved your side characters are useless
Just like the police and your own dad, I’m here to rid of this nuisance

Miles:
1962 to 2099, legacy’s getting stronger
But you couldn’t bring heat, you’ve disappointed your father!
Doubt you have Mt. Lady as your inspiration, you need to size up
Because this Spider-Man just turned Izuku to a Deku Scrub

Izuku:
Deku Scrub, huh? That’s all you have to show?
Spent all your time under pressure, yet still couldn’t figure out how to flow!
A no-go for heroes, choppy like your direction
Aced a battle like a Detroit Smash; 100%

CREDITS

Shadow Zel as Miles Morales
www.castingcall.club/m/shadow%20zel
Lexi M. as Izuku Midoriya
www.youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQ

Written by Rabi
Mixed and mastered by Freshy Kanal
www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYA
Beat by Audio Network
Thumbnail by B O R K
@borkrulesok

Miles Morales vs. Izuku Midoriya - Rap Battle

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