This is a cover of a Kris Kristofferson song, made popular in the 1976 version by Johnny Duncan and Janie Frickie. Kris also recorded a nice version. I combined elements of both and gave it a Jimmy Buffet-style reggae beat. Featuring Albert Lee (lead guitar,) Dana Shaw (guest vocal,) Robert Heft (rhythm guitar, bass guitar,) Mark Brown (keyboards) and Mike Tempo (drums, percussion.) Engineered and mixed by Robert Heft at Songwriters Studio Services. @robert-heft @dlshaw08 @mike-tempo @musik-haus-llc

Stranger

People joke about David Hasselhoff... but what would we do if we didn't have him to save our lives? Think about it... or don't.

LYRICS
(c)2025 Ggreg Snyder

[Verse 1]
A lady went under, waves pulled her down
I dragged her to the shoreline, folks gathered ‘round
She needed CPR, but I’m a CPA
I gave it my best shot and she walked away

[Chorus]
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Baywatch dreams, but the tide keeps speedin’
Red floats flyin’, slow-mo savin’ in the sun
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need someone?

[Verse 2]
A fella caught the undertow, carried out too far
He swam back angry, lookin’ for his car
Said, “Some fool stole my wallet while I fought that tide”
Guess the beach ain’t safer on the sandy side

[Chorus]
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Baywatch dreams, but the tide keeps speedin’
Red floats flyin’, slow-mo savin’ in the sun
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need someone?

[Verse 3]
They were playin’ volleyball, sun in their eyes
Somebody spiked a ball into the tide
Searchin’ through the breakers, but it vanished for good
Guess the ocean’s got a league we never understood

[Bridge]
But the lifeguard captain’s over in Berlin town
Singin’ to the Germans, wavin’ hands around
And his pretty partner’s out on Lake Mead’s shore
With some drummer boy—don’t ask what for

[Final Chorus]
Where is David Hasselhoff when you need him?
Baywatch dreams, but the tide keeps speedin’
Will Rogers Beach is just a mess today
Where is David Hasselhoff when the tide takes you away?


Where Is David Hasselhoff When You Need Him?

A mushy song about the lessons that parents teach us. Featuring Tom Bedlam on vocals and Robert Ruby on the instruments. Produced by Robert Ruby. @tom-bedlam-music @robertrubymusic

LESSONS AND BLESSINS
©2018 Ggreg Snyder

VERSE:
It’s such a shame that you’ll never meet
The two folks who thought that I made them complete
Though the time they spent in my life was quite brief
They gave me a simple set of beliefs
PRECHORUS:
Their wisdom is something I’ve found
To guide me, when they’re not around

CHORUS:
Eat all your vegies, take off your hat
Yes please and thank you, mom taught me that
Don’t ever hit girls, I got that from dad
The lessons and the blessins I’ve had

VERSE:
Sometimes I objected, it’s hard to behave
But still I remember, the judgement they gave
They wanted to teach things important to them
Though looking back at it, they weren’t all gems

PRECHORUS:
Your folks got their own point of view
But it looks like they raised you right, too

CHORUS:
Don’t talk to strangers, give grandma a kiss
Tell your brother your sorry, mom taught me this
Don’t smart mouth your mother, I got that from dad
The lessons and the blessins I’ve had

BRIDGE:
Been thinkin’ about what you mean to me
And that we should consider our own family

CHORUS:
Take the dog for a walk, don’t tease the cat
Wash your hands before supper, you’ll teach them that
Finish your homework, they’ll get that from dad
The lessons and the blessins they’ll have

Lessons And Blessins ft Tom Bedlam

This is a song about a street in Los Angele County's AV, which runs through Lancaster, Palmdale and Quartz Hill. Featuring Robert Heft on lead guitar, rhythm guitar and bass, Roberto Diana on banjo, Mike Tempo on drums and percussion, and Nick Echols & Rachel Hirshee on backing vocals. @rachel-hirshee-768986806 @mike-tempo @robert-heft @robertodiana

LYRICS

AVENUE N
©2015 Ggreg Snyder

Jean drinks gin in the morning, he’s feeling misérable
At ten he interviews for a another stupid job
The questions he is asked, leave him perplexed
The man says, “Hey, you start on Monday next.

	The benefits package is contained herein.”
	He peruses it all as he drives down Avenue N

Brad leaves the office, his HR day is through
He walks into a bar, it’s called “The Office”, too
He argues with the losers, jokers with no life
And 8-ish he ubers home to his wife

	He's got a boring 9 to 5, she teaches yoga and spin
	They got a 5 bedroom house off of 60th West and N

(solo)

		You can pour it in a glass or chug from a cup
		Drink it all down, or throw it all up
		Buy it from a can, or distill your own
		Maybe misery is better homegrown

Debbie watches Brad fall asleep on the floor
and drives to a mobile home, she’s been there before
She and Araceli drink tequila and beer
They relate in a way that’s strictly peer-to-peer

	They go to the biggest church on Avenue N
	But they like to live life on the other side now and then

Avenue N

This is a new version of an old favorite, written in the mid-80's. Robert Heft is playing guitar and singing background, Dana Shaw is also singing background, Charles Lim is on double bass, and Ed Eblen is the drummer and percussionist @robert-heft @dalenickey @dlshaw08 @ed-eblen-music

Born Cool (Die Warm)

No matter who or how you love, you are bound to have a moment of truth with the other party. Tara Alise Cox is singing the contralto part, with Molly Cotten singing the high soprano.  Artem Zhulev plays saxophone. Robert Heft plays lead guitar, rhythm guitar and bass, Ed Eblen is on drums. @tara-cox-167632375 @molly-cotten-573748187 @robert-heft @ed-eblen-music

Gehenna

That Dare Not Speak Its Name

In this tune, the character of Evelyn encourages her girlfriend Lisa that they should come out. Alfredo Reed plays most of the instruments, Tara Alise Cox sings the lead as Evelyn, and Molly Cotten as Lisa sings harmony on the bridge. Engineered by Robert Heft, who plays acoustic guitar. @tara-cox-167632375 @molly-cotten-573748187 @robert-heft @alfredococo10 ©2019 Ggreg Snyder

End Of The World

This song is for the finale of Act 1. It is sung by a visiting National Guard troop, who have a very important person to guard. Vocals by Philip McBride, Eric Seppala and Cameron Gilliam, with backing tracks by Michael Tjanaka. Robert Heft plays guitar and baritone solo and mixed and engineered the song. Artem Zhulev plays tenor and baritone saxophone. It is meant to be done in the style of Frankie Valli and the 4 Seasons. @michaeltjanaka @robert-heft @philip-mcbride-679152285 @camgilliam

Service

This number opens Act 2, with Agent Guy Miller singing about how special he is. Lead Vocal by Philip McBride, singing the role of Agent Miller. Solo by Dana Shaw, backing vocals by Matt E. Allen and Troy Barboza. Drums by Ed Eblen, lead guitar by Robert Heft, all other instruments by Freddy Parra. Engineered and Mixed  by Robert Heft. @robert-heft @parra_guitar @philip-mcbride-679152285 @dlshaw08 @matthew-hocutt @troyarmandbarboza @ed-eblen-music ©2019 Ggreg Snyder

Man Of The Hour

Ggreg is a native of San Jose, CA, currently living in Las Vegas, NV. He is a singer/songwriter, as well as an actor, playwright and voice over artist. Member SAG-AFTRA, AEA, ASCAP, NSAI.

Where Is David Hasselhoff When You Need Him?

Ggreg Snyder

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