Matthew as Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost
Zawesome as Brody Foxx

Lyrics:
Muscle Man:
Oh no, bro! I’m against Family Guy’s Joe’s clone, bro!
‘Cept this guy just repeats the same old jokes, bro
Hi Five Ghost:
But you do the same thing, though
Muscle Man:
Yeah, well shut up! I’m way better than this blonde dodo, yo!
Your YouTube channel is stank
It’s like fat mama farted in the audience’s face
Uploading 24/7 begging for that cheese
Yo channel so old, you’re now a dead Animeme
Meanwhile, my show’s still respected even after a whole decade
Paved the way for CN to be brought to its next golden age
But we knew to let go just like Pops; stopped with an enormous bang
While you keep hopping on every band wagon to fill up your bank
That's not dank, it's sickening! Is this a prank? I’m not getting it
You’re about to leave this like your gay joke, later regretting it
Now I don’t mean to sound homophobic with this last diss
Your victory’s like Joe Mama; doesn’t exist

Brody Foxx:
Was that an open mic performance? You left the crowd silent
I can see through your shit lines - did your friend write ‘em?
Let’s give a refresher to the fans after those turd words
Love Yo Mama? Be sure to like this first verse!
Brody Foxx is not the only boss who could never try to bare you like Goldilocks
You annoy me lots, bitch you’re only talk while my flowing rocks against this moldy blob
I mean Jesus! You used to be like me - a bodybuilding genius
But then you’ve evolved into the first male with green tits!
Working in a boring park with some weird dudes all day
You and your wife look like you’d be Shrek’s offspring
Yo mama so fat! I left that bitch torn up
In my bed last night and put that shit on PornHub
I hung out with Avicii and flushed down baby Keem
Basically, I’m amazing, you should envy me

Muscle Man:
Yeah right! No one wants to be as dumb as you, dawg!
You think the world is flat ‘cause it reflects how low your humor’s gone
You’re a body shaming, ableist, egotistical, racist, sex-driven, lying asshole, and a misogynist!
So thank god your channel’s starting to bomb
You know who else is sick of your content? My mom!

Brody Foxx:
You can’t shut the Foxx up, you squealing hunk of fuck
That B.O. makes me wish I was the one who got skunked
It's like you filled your whole track with dirt like the Crash Pit
While the heat I spit burns the other third of your ass
It's over now, Mitch, I gotta get back to working out unlike you do anymore, so best hussle, lad
On behalf of Team Brody, I wish you good luck healing from my savage attack, unlike Muscle Dad

Written by: Matthew
Additional Help from: Commander Jacob and Zawesome
Mixed & Mastered by: Jacob
Produced by: Diamond Style Productions

Brody Foxx vs Muscle Man. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons Bonus Battle.

wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Watch the video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Bw7jQY_WA 

April Fools! Welcome back to another installment of Shimario's Rap Battles! Today we have a battle between two forest dwellers with VERY subtle similarities. We have the Original Starwalker, the goofy easter egg hidden in the Card Kingdom's forest of Deltarune, and the Navajo Skinwalker, the folktale witch doctors of the Navajo culture. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Fightmarker as the Navajo Skinwalker
Rabi as the Original Starwalker

Written by: Shimario, Rabi and Snakebite126
Beat Produced by: Barrie Gledden, Kes Loy, and Jason Leggett
Mixed by: Serena
Art by: BMB and Valonide
Directed by: Shimario 
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to JustGamer and Eddiefrb

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ivTCxWwD4_tPc6JsgTI09Hs71qB8fmqB8l4662xLkGQ/edit?usp=sharing

Thanks for listening! See you next time whenever this series bites back.

The Original Starwalker vs The Skinwalker - Rap Battle!

Ready for Round Two?
Spidey Fam as Sonic.exe
Mancha as Squidward's Suicide
Beat produced by Tantu
Beat mixed by GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Additional help by M!CAH, Nooby, Candyman, M&Mattie, Worms, Snakebite126 and QuickDissa
Mixed by Jort
Thumbnail by Jort
Art by Trakked

Battle:

Sonic.exe:
ACT ONE: I’m the guy that drives readers to madness
YOU CAN’T RUN, hell, you can’t even get off your mattress
How do you expect to win if you act like you live
Under the BLACK SUN, stop acting like your life's been so tragic
Yeah, you should begin to bow, on the ‘net I’m infamous
Get a soul and rip it out, they know fun is infinite 
You think that you’re different, now? You know death is imminent.
Suicide, I won’t allow. You don’t get that privilege.
And I will say, it’s brave that you went to perform on stage
But they’d much rather cave their faces in than hear you for a day
But I’ll help you before you crack under pressure again
Your episode and soul are lost; come and play with me, friend..

Squidward’s Suicide:
I’d like to play you a song. Sit down and listen.
I’m disappointed with all the shots that you’re missing.
And you’re attempting to escape from the cartridge that bottles you?
Note to evade the Minors while you’re suffering in Solitude
Your Hopes and Dreams have been buried since your beginning
You cheat at every game you play, yet there is emptiness in winning.
And like me, you’ve degraded to a shell of yourself
Sonic can't handle ocean flow, so I'll drench you as well

Sonic.exe:
Oh, what's wrong, Squidward? Am I getting in your head?
You know that your neighbors hate you and would rather have you dead
Wouldn't you agree that you've been soft with your lines, friend?
You may have some more disses, but you've so little time left…
Let’s play Hide and Seek, you’re behind that ego and tryna be something quite unique
But your lines are weak and your life is bleaker; don’t cry to me, now it’s time to see 
You are merely a toy on my shelf to play with, I’ll shred you and tear you and rip your face, then
Blast your head to Red Mist, like the dead kids, what do you expect when you play with Satan?
DO IT. Now that you’ve seen the terror I have wrought,
A hopeless soul will burn forever knowing I Am God.

Squidward’s Suicide:
Why do you keep trying? I can’t take any more of this…
You take your only friends and leave them like the tortured kids
We’re both failures, yet you have no excuse.
Grab the strings you pull to hang yourself and prove yourself some use.
You try and try to hide them yet your flaws aren’t so hard to see
Since you and Sally couldn’t make a perfect harmony
You hunted Amy down to stop her from breaking your heart
But try to take apart my frames, and you’ll end up taken apart.
No more games. No more tricks, and I will never be your friend.
Your files are executable, so now you face the end.
You think you’re some eldritch deity inside a franchise
You're not a god, all 8-bits of your frames have died
Your reality exists within a cell
I'll pull the plug on your computer, then see you in Hell.

Sonic.exe vs Squidward's Suicide - Rap Cypher #40

Buggy vs. King - Royal Rap Battle!

Danii as Buggy

Clarence The Duck as King

Written by King Ducky

Cover art by Tom Puffs

Mixed by Box

Buggy:
Your trembling sweat could drown any Devil fruit user
But next to the best you look a level too Loser (Ha!)
A Tiger Level Threat’s roaring, handing you a scratch, boring!
I don’t expect a back bone if you have no back story! 

Run to the washroom again (chop-chop!)
Then you can stop and reflect (chop-chop!)
On the hot water you’re in, 
From falsehoods to wazzing your pants!
I'm not stopping at that:
Your luck is a vest
But not for the dread
You’ve got bottled up in your head
Is it LogueTown were in? 
Because if it is, 
Another king’s
Off with his HEAD! (chop-chop-chop!)

King: 
(Oh god, what disaster have you entered this time?)
(At least i'm not as in-sensitive as his crew members designs!)
(I’ll just be passing him off, no need to act as I’m strong)
Just have to drown him out like the map he had dropped

Buggy:
Arggh!

(Oh I said that out loud!?!) uh..you think that can off me clown!?
How will you soar above the others if your feet can’t get off the ground?!
The Strawhats tossed his chopped up limbs into classic boxes!
Cut the comic relief down to size like an Ashcan-ned copy!

Buggy:
(*Sigh)
Why so strong all of a sudden, ya popping something?
(I thought all he was good at was pushing buttons!) 
Non-stop chop-chop! 
Flip him the bird, this is your swan song
Like how a bird flipped his apartment!
Now he clings to Saitama! 

(Bar Bar Festival!)

This patent figures actions bitter
And a scarred large fraud when their
King Engine sparks up to Heartthrob Sisters!

He buys time for others then rob their thunders
They should callhim “The Washroom Staller!“

While I still pull up in my Buggy buggy like SKKRT,
Know how much green money I’m worth?
Shocked he didnt bolt from my verse!
In his twenties, running is his only leg work! 

King:
*breathes in*
You're more of a burden to your posse!
Your story’s covered in cover stories!
You're short of some parts to ever mock me!
Cause Buggy’s balls got kicked, toppling his body!

For Rogers apprentice you seem stupid
Since you barely got out of the East Blue!
When Whitebeard had died 
I got his title!
When Whitebeard had died !
You caught it on live snails!

Taunting wild Crocodiles too dumb
He’d stock and pile you to a dune Buggy!

And how do you talk of thunder but look
You're the one that got struck 
A blunder for the LogueTown logbooks

He was a threat for eight episodes 
Less than a stepping stone
Then sent to fester holed 
Up in a cell alone 
If not for Luffy, you’d be as spotty and red as that big repellent nose!

Buggy vs. King - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. Danii & Clarence The Duck]

WATCH THE FULL VIDEO: https://youtu.be/aaE2Isa1rPQ

Brodecai as Slenderman (Audio)
Dudz as Slenderman (Video)
Vladimyr P. as Jeff The Killer (audio) 
Dudz as Jeff The Killer (Video)
YDGeon as Announcer

Slenderman: 

Confusion is what humans may feel with my presence
but nothing compares to your whole storie’s coherence
The photos will show that a threat’s what i pose 
I brought fear to the mist, your whole thing’s getting smoked!
not close as a foe, either way, i’m approaching
No traces, thats why i’m acting silenced
When least expected, they’ll be infected 
feeling burnt out to end up missing like your eyelids
My legend’s what settled this whole sensation 
Spreading shock and fright to entire nations 
Looks like ripped off Joker can’t be taken so serious
The only cracks you got just made you go delirious
Rejected by the Wiki, and your fans grew tired
How you’re gonna fire back when your status backfired?
Dare to enter my domain, there's no way you can survive
 but judging by your face, you’re always due to ‘’crossing lines’’
   
Jeff the killer:

Jeff the killer, death is quicker 
So you better run while you still can
Arrive at night, sharp as my knife 
That's why i’m gonna slice up Slenderman!
Enter your domain? as if it was your reign
But you forgot something: I GOT WOODS ON MY NAME!
My lines are packing heat, cuz i’m giving burns like bleach
Feeling stressed? should be! you’re next on my murder spree 
Tried to hit the big screen, and your film was a debacle
That budget couldn’t prevent you of being Something Awful
cuz a game brought your fame, then decayed years later
As always, you’re a lame excuse to seeking paper
For the genre, it is true that you've paved the way 
But thanks to rap battles, you went from slaying to slave
So don’t faze my rage if you still think i'm that weaker
I beat all bullies by myself, you got outclassed by a math teacher!

Slenderman: 

Slit your mouth yet those words have failed to cut deep
Causing snores is the only way you’ll make go to sleep
The damage i create can’t be healed from any mind  
You pass the same effect when seen on Gacha Life
the impact i left goes beyond some numbers
All proxies by my side, you’re only loved by Tumblr
I guess your bad rap/rep is just too hard to cover 
Struggling behind bars? should’ve learned with your brother

Jeff the Killer:

Did you teleport your rhymes? Cuz they felt so out of place
 Should’ve expected that when you lack a mouth on your face
Calling out my targets, as if yours aren’t offensive 
You’re easy to defeat; take a seat with Chris Hansen
See the bigger picture: no one’s scared of your horror
So do what you do best and just stay in the corner
Put some meaning on your writing, so its not bland as usual
Suit and tie fit just right, since this became your own funeral *laughs*

Eyeless Jack:
Its Eyeless Jack here! 
Messing with me is quite risky
Once i murder on this beat, i'll go and eat  
your ki- 
*gets shot and falls on the floor*   

Dudz:
Dude, who the heck let this guy in? The battles finished!
*sigh* Fricking royales…


Written By Dudz
Addit. Writing Help by Vladimyr P., Bacon Pancake & Brodecai
Researching Help By Danii
Beat prod. by HEKS
Mixed and Mastered by Captain Jorge
Thumbnail and cover art by Cidisswo


EYELESS JACK CREDITS

Dudz as Eyeless Jack 
Other Eddie as himself

Written by Dudz
Beat prod. by 2Deep
Mixed by Cidisswo


Special thanks to JotaSeis, Cidisswo, Vladimyr P., Captain Jorge, My Parents, Matthew Thomas, ERBParodies and you

JEFF THE KILLER VS SLENDERMAN- AMATEUR RAP BATTLES

#pacman #namco #goodpizzagreatpizza #italy #rapbattles

pacman namco good pizza great pizza chef rap battle

Hello! Welcome back to Teimunity Rap Battles! In today’s episode, we have Namco’s ghost chomping pellet popper, Pac-Man, up against the mobile pizzeria sensation owner, The Chef! Who will win? Who will lose, You Decide!

DumbShlop as The Chef
Fightmarker as Pac-Man 

Beat by Thwosen (Additional Instrumental by Teimunity)
Mixed by Sir Rap Battles

Art by Teimunity and GrenadeGames
Edited by GreenOwl and Cidisswo

Special Thanks to: Alfking49, The Dub Squad, and You 🙂

Pac-Man vs. The Chef (Good Pizza, Great Pizza) • RAP BATTLE! (TRB)

HIM ft. MGuapo

Titanium1208 as Harvey Birdman
Chaotic Rap Battles as Captain Falcon
Beat produced by marvin's creation and GlitchDude
Written by Trakked
Mixed by Jordy
Art by TreToonz
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:

Harvey Birdman:
It's.. Harvey Birdman, and I'll enter this race
A bounty hunter from space? I think I WON'T take the case!
I'm powered by the sun, you think your flames could hurt me?
Then prepare to feel the power of attorney! 
They call it F Zero 'cuz they give Zero F's
Like Nintendo, I'm forgetting any fame you had left
There's no defending you, or need to find a witness
Cuz the only writing you do is copyright infringement!
You're the type of guy to go to a victim and tell them to stop resisting
Then beat 'em up and lock 'em in prison,
So no, the law is not above these crooked cops in our system
If you think you're seeing freedom, I'm guessing that visor's blocking your vision
Your series manages to go in all the wrong directions
There is no question on whether you got the diss that I sent ya
Better call up your colleagues, you're gonna need Avenging
You're far behind, so use your time and try to catch up

Captain Falcon:
There are two types of rappers on this beat:
The ones who fail at every turn and crash and burn, and me
I suggest you retreat; everybody knows I’m packing a punch
I’ll get Birdgirl and take her to FALCON LUNCH!! 
(Haha!) You’re better off throwing this match
‘Cuz I’m the only one between us who has ever rode a track
I’m getting first place in every race, I can’t lose
While you’re ending up getting your crest taken from you (YES!)
With the way you’re treating Peanut, you must be allergic
With every case you make, you turn the courtroom to a circus
I come back from explosions, bitch, you know you couldn’t hurt this
You couldn’t host with Space Ghost, even he knows that you’re worthless
I’d say show me your moves, but we both know that you would crack under the pressure
I’m able to kick ass because I’m simply better
You’re a shitty lawyer, and the evidence is damning
So shoot your rays at me, I think that I could use some tanning (Ha!)

Harvey Birdman:
Say, Captain, 
How do you explain the dangers that they keep the other racers trapped in?
A violation of safety is what your track is
You participate in races that most often end in deadly crashes!
This case is closed; now, remember for the future;
You’re not exactly setting the best example for viewers
You’ve been found guilty of being a massive failure
Tried to fly from justice, now this Falcon is a jailbird

Captain Falcon:
(C'mon!) You can't take jabs at me, I know your life is broken
This.. case may be closed, but your.. marriage is open
From your wife to your boss, you don’t really have that much more to lose
I have another Blue Falcon that they love more than you!
Fast to make accusations, but we both know I'm quicker
The only bar exam you've taken's when you drown yourself in liquor 
I'll hit you like another bus; break all your vertebrae 
That’s just what Harvey gets for messing with a bird of prey



Captain Falcon vs Harvey Birdman - Rap Cypher #44

Интро
Ну для чего я пришёл — ты звонила вчера.
Ну для чего я пришёл — постоять у окна.
________________________________________
Куплет 1
Слушай, может, я не понимаю все твои проблемы:
ссорится с родителями, в школе её обидели.
И снова хочется сказать тебе одни и те же слова:
«Боже, хватит меня трогать, может, ты решишь всё сама».
И мы снова встретились в одном автобусе,
и я вижу твой взгляд — у меня есть пару вопросов:
почему именно я?
Рядом тут стоит парнишка — видно, он свободный парень.
Ну так ты — попробуй что-то новое, кроме меня.
Люди ведь не понимают наших с тобой отношений,
хотя, честно, я бы сказал, что это вид подношений.
Но я молиться тебе ведь не собирался,
поэтому сказала: «чтобы я с твоей жизни убирался».
________________________________________
Куплет 2
Как скажешь, но ты ведь не догоняешь,
что лишь я тут ставлю правила, будучи частью твоего пазла.
И хоть мне всё равно, что ты наговорила мне раньше,
Но я должен пройти дальше — а ты думай, что дальше.
________________________________________
Переход / Внутренний монолог

Ну не знаю мне этот парт не зашёл так что: «Давай по новой Миша»
________________________________________
Куплет 3

Слушай, твои слёзы мне тут напрочь не сдались,
но я знаю, что мне сделать, чтобы снова виделись.
И после небольшого времени я слышу те слова,
которые можно ставить рядом с чем? — «отношения».
Теперь я вижу в этом вашем эмоциональном отражении
Себя? Ну нет — я не лишал себя решений.
Теперь забудь, что я сказал, ведь я не знал,
что сейчас начнётся новый парт, который похвалила Валя Карнавал.
 ________________________________________
Куплет 4 (повторный и похоронный)

Слушай, может, я не понимаю все твои проблемы:
ссорится с родителями, в школе её обидели.
И снова хочется сказать тебе одни и те же слова:
«Боже, хватит меня трогать, может, ты решишь всё сама».
И мы снова встретились в одном автобусе,
и я вижу твой взгляд — у меня есть пару вопросов:
почему именно я?
Рядом тут стоит парнишка — видно, он свободный парень.
Ну так ты — попробуй что-то новое, кроме меня.
Люди ведь не понимают наших с тобой отношений,
хотя, честно, я бы сказал, что это вид подношений.
Но я молиться тебе ведь не собирался,
поэтому сказала: «чтобы я с твоей жизни убирался».

Одни и те же слова

Shotty's famous track explaining slang from Manchester. Remixed and Reimagined by Broskii the Engineer.
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Lyrics:
Yo
Gash is a gal what we call a gaff is your house
If we're gonna punch someone we say we're bangin um out
If we say we're gouchin that just means we're hangin about
Thats just the slang, the manny twang
I'm manc and I'm proud (manc and I'm proud)
We don't say hi we say safe
We don't say bye we say in a bit, right
Mate round these parts what they call the crack is a shot
And the shotter's the pusher man that be slangin them rocks
A car is a rod, when we say rah then we're shocked
If you got caught doin somethin then we say you was clocked
Your face is your fo, sniff ching and nasal is coke
We don't call it area the hood, we say it's the roads (the roads)
And a zoot is a spliff, your bredrin's your friend
And your yout is your kid
We say vexed when you're stressed out, moody and pissed
If it gets too much and you lose it, you've switched
We don't say snitch, it's a grass
If someone sent for ya that means you got dissed in a track
If you're bad at what you do we don't say shit we say mack
If we say you got merked you got ripped in a clash
Balloon is when you're beefin for nout
If you're starin at someboy then you're deakin them out
If you get a little hazey we say that you're slackin
If you're holdin a gun then we say that you're packin'
That's just the slang in my ends 
Don't worry if you didn't understand what I said (eyar)
That's just manny talk (safe our kid)
That's just manny talk
That's just the slang in my ends 
Don't worry if you didn't understand what I said (eyar)
That's just manny talk (safe our kid)
That's just manny talk.

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