here's an idea the shadow king from marvel comics vs ori from ori and the will of the wisps connections both are immortal beings but one is the master of light and spirit and the other is the reincarnation of the first nightmare and the shadow king can bend reality and has mind controlled powerful people like Xavier and legion while ori saved a forest from dark creatures in a day without stopping once

Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of color-swapped clone stalkers: Herobrine, spirit of the brother of the creator of Minecraft, versus the Mario Silhouette, castle wanderer found in personalized copies of Super Mario 64. Enjoy!

Mr. Tibbs as Herobrine
Commander Jacob as The Mario Silhouette 

Written by Commander Jacob
Mixed by Fightmarker
Beat produced by InsaneBeatz
Feedback by GamingPlush64, Mr. Tibbs, bloody_queers, Zagranis, Fightmarker, etc.

-LYRICS-
Herobrine:
See me in the distance? Hope those star doors stay shut
I don't want Piranha Plant biting off me more when we wakes up
I got the godly flows to diminish distant cosmic clones
I’ll make it red when I slam your head against the cobblestone
White eyes with a wide bite but I ain’t no Chain Chomp
Mr. Sit and Watch can picture what to do when his frames drop
Bark at me, my sword will chop like cutting leaves from a tree
So don’t run up on me, I've got a whole overworld under me

MS:
I see yooou, and I’ve tracked your plans to spit bars hot
But walk in His Domain? I‘m swinging hands like Tick Tock Clock
Painful like stained glass windows. Funny: Brine’s in a pickle
Stunting with the all-black fit, though you just changed couple pixels
I’ll make you black out. This wound you can't patch out
I’m jumping this painting. No retexturing, he’ll just crash now
I’ve had it up to the fourth floor. You've been here too long
Your fans are like you: minors who can’t move on

Herobrine:
Shadow Mario’s shadow hardly flowed in a way worth considering morbid
I'm sending this bitch through a portrait and burying him in the Fortress
Or bringing some torches and burning your boring-ass lore before you start running
I'm making pyramids up and appear and they pass the polygonal palace you’re stuck in
If you're talking about design, why would I cut out the lights
Darkness surrounds you, right? So how could you count as bright
Fuck your cryptic text. Think I'm scared when you display that?
I'm the type to slash kill, but not in a game chat

MS:
Players see you, they know you're there, and even screenshot
I bust their cartridge and make their CRT screen shot
You muck with streams while I run their dreams
Bowser has to take a sub to me. YouTubers use you just to say “sub to me”
Trap you in the walls so it blocks the rhymes I can’t stand
Try stealing coins. I catch that? Start shifting out; sand land
Potions and teleporting ain’t enough to catch me, my friend
Encounter me and see a void meaning you’ll meet your End

Herobrine:
All this glitch can offer is one wiki that’s vacant
Your hip-hop’s softer than MIPS in the basement
This AI without the I cant reach my level, just try
Mock me one more time and I’ll default skin you alive
You’re running in circles. I can do this all day
Read the signs: please die quietly in the hallway

MS:
I wish your knock-off novels were your only words hurting my eyes
But I'll make sure this eulogy's Persson-alized
Mr. 2 bit isn't even cared about by their own kin
Someone must be shooting up… but there’s no Hero win
Mama-mia! You’re not worth comparing Luigi to
Obsessed with griefing others cuz your brother never greaves for you

Thanks for watching
-ComJac

Herobrine vs The Mario Silhouette | Lame-Ass Rap Battles

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Rosenthal as Beelzebub and The King In Yellow
Writing by Rosenthal
Mixed by jordy 
Beat by SAINT-DROP
Thumbnail by Rosenthal
Special Thanks to Leo Barqui, HazelMoth, and TheMonarchy

0:00 

Rap Battles of Whatever! Beelzebub VS The King In Yellow! Begin!

Beelzebub (0:23)

Hah!

Attempt to go ahead and fuck with Beelzebub
Without sending one of your lackeys to go instead of ya!
When it comes to spreading, buddy you’ll be in second ‘cause
I got infectious bugs and plagues you’d be jealous of!
To draw followers, I mess with their brains!
While you follow them, giving schizophrenics a chase!
The time you’ve spent is a waste getting America’s faith
Don’t you know that they’re all basically already insane?!
You think you’re deadly? 
I’m getting rid of your religion when I tempt priests!
‘Cause this idiot is thinking that he’s led sheep
But your minions are fiction! You live in the abyss, bitch! Your kingdom is empty! 
I’ve aligned with false gods
But you won’t join me in Hell when you’re tied to Carcosa!
I’ll offer an octopus a name that rolls off the tongue
You’ll thank me once you’ve gotten to taste my Baal Zebub!

The King In Yellow (1:07 )

Don’t talk.
You’re a fly, how you’re giving our hopes up.
Put your lights out, your evening star goes dark
Die thou, in dim Carcosa. 
Sit and listen to the sermons. I assure, this vermin’s verses fit within the church hymns,
Your words are perfect when they serve as my disturbance
For the sin that you seem to be, you’re not fit for the evil deeds
You’re lessened to the representative of obesity.
All your followers have fallen and faded from your grasp
When you enter the battle like a plague upon the land
My face is not a mask, but I’ll stop what you had spewed
‘Cause I’d raise my palms and clap if I wanted to catch you
I’m impressed, the lord of flies can gather hordes of insects
But I’m repelled and horrified you’d rather lure in children
You’re Satan in some cases, and in others you’d oppose him.
Your name may be vague, but you’re clearly revolting

Beelzebub (1:50)

Think you’re terrifying me, shouting from your ivory towers?
You’re the ‘Yellow’ King! The prime example of the ideal coward!
No self esteem, your identity’s been disguised with your powers
‘Cause underneath, you’d be a lifeless cadaver!
I’ll raise the stakes like Salem, making flames that end your life!
Slow burn torture makes you the King in Yellow - Light!
The Streets cut you short, but I’ll arrange your fate today
And turn this patron of shepherds into a patron saint!

The King in Yellow (2:12)

You’ve yet to live up the sin of gluttony’s name now
You lack the bite, but I’ll help make you break down
You’re nauseous already, ejecting bile and spitting puke
But jaundice won’t be the only yellow signs you’re victim to
It’s fitting that your cults are all unstable
They’re tripping trying to follow a fallen angel
I rule over lost souls, your loss is no different
I’ve controlled you the second that you saw what I’ve written

Outro (2:34)

Beelzebub VS The King In Yellow - Rap Battles of Whatever

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royal Rap Battle!

Egomanic As Nosk

 As Mimikyu

Thumbnail by Tompuffs

Mixed by Jort

Art by Tompuffs

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Nosk:
Enter Deepnest and you'll meet with a horror unseen
Next to me, this freakish creature just borders obscene
Jessie supports her dull creep for her dumb schemes
Even compared to The Knight, you’re a shorter numb freak (hehehe)

This goth is caught in balls, rags as soft as cotton balls
All who see you’s lost their pulse even goddamn shopping malls
The loser’s always lonely, keeps on tangling up his feelings
But don’t get too hung up on that or you're dangling from the ceiling!

This guy brings quite demise to disguises
Its guise implies it hides it's violence 
The cries big size discoloured it's eyes and
Boohoo, it’s true Pikachu’s who he despises

Mimikyu:
Ughhhhh, you're sure talking a lot
For a hobbled up bug (yeah) that's an optional boss
See, I leave any who dares sneak a peek in defeated
Hahaha… your biggest attacks erupting cheese wiz

Ya and your cheese strat’s meaning you’re easily beaten
Like jesus, seems this bleak itch has ledges as a weakness
I’ll creep into Deepnest, leave a diseased bug in pieces
Stealing from Vengefly King so much, even the screech is repeated

Oh his wits and thoughts are gone, all you think is dot dot dots
Your shit is off the walls, like you shitting off the walls
You’re uglier than a Wailmer, no way you can fail more
Shaked to your core, turn you ghostly like your pale ore

Nosk:
This fairy’s feelings are bottled up, wanting to snuggle forever
But now I’ll bottle up this fairy, like the troubled Collector
Torment till your not more but morbid corpse is battered weak
All you're important for is sword dance and shadow sneak!

Mimikyu:
So this is what the spider spat as his dumb rap retort?
All the build up for what? Just to run back and forth?
You will stay gimmicky no matter who this idiot’s mimicking
I’ll twist and rip your stringy ligaments like I'm nitpicking

Mimikyu vs. Nosk - Royale Rap Battle! [ft. Egomanic]

Cover art by: Cidisswo
YT link: https://youtu.be/SrpFrzgsdME?si=fGHuqH3SymB5l3so

egomanic as both voice
Written by egomanic

Lyrics: 

[The Max Headroom Hijacker]
(Yeah) try to catch the wave, and drown in my flow
Cuz mine is hard to swallow you’re a soft drink like coke
Why don’t you pass me a cigarette, im asking for smoke
Give a cowboy his magazine, this gat’ll unload, so
Mic pilot with the rhymes i'm freestyling 
Stacking my piles high in the sky, supplies rising 
Dropping by lines right on the fly like skydiving 
While you tried diving into the night and died trying 
Hijacked off in the cockpit since dishonorable discharge 
Till you dropped and the rocks hit, now you’re never gettin them off (Uh) 
We are not the same, i'm not on your plane
Inspired by the first 3d show host, while you got no game 
Mask on, not a trace while all the cops can spot your face
I’m on your case, going off unlike the bomb that's on your case 
Uh uh, sorry cooper but today is not your day
Come to get me i’ll just turn the other cheek and walk away

[D.B. Cooper]
I don't like funny stuff, but i have some notes
This is a rap battle, I expected actual jokes
Wanna talk about catching smoke?
I drop bombs, max, listen to the raps I wrote, it goes
Briefcase empty took 200k with me 
Got the job done, for 50 years remained missing
Placed whiskey orders, called the shots, escaped quickly
Stuck the landing and I even made it back for thanksgiving
You never left no evidence but it's evident
I made my mark, your love faded into irrelevance
Rebelled against PBS with your obscene scenes
But it seems, your messages are as obscured as your references (Ay!)
Ruffled some feathers then i flew the cooper
You broadcast fetish cosplay: D.B. Gooner
So go ahead and throw hands and get chucked like Swirsky
I kept mine clean while your gloves got dirty

[The Max Headroom Hijacker]
(Ohhhh)
I’m a rap god, bro think he the unabomber 😂
You bargain Bin Laden: Osama lama duma lama
You made some bank and then the banks became your treasury
So I’ll make this air pirate “see the X” because he’s dead to me

[D.B. Cooper]
(Ugh)
Your heads in the clouds if you think your verse phased me
First class? Nah, you dressed like the first lady
I cover my tracks well but this time the FBI will find
Your airtime is up, but you didn’t leave a tie behind…

D.B. Cooper vs Max Headroom Hijacker - Ego Rap Battles

Ego as Blitzo (and Moxxie)
Ego as Mr. Boss
Written by: Ego
Beat by: David Arcade
Mixed by: jordy
Cover art by: Elizalkin

LYRICS:

EGO RAP BATTLES!!!!

BLITZO!!!!

VS!!!!

MR BOSS!!!!!

BEGIN!!!!

[Blitzo]
Oh great! just the guy I wanted to see!
Your dad in law, Satan’s asshole is talking to me!
Crushing my musical dreams, like when you hop on a beat
(But sir… he hasn't rapped yet)
Shut the fuck up moxxie!! (right! sorry sir)
Hi bitch, I’m Blitzo, the O is silent
Like spamtopia, you can kiss my eyes, prick!
You think playing DDR makes you look hardcore?
You just look like a reeee-ally can't say that no more…

[Mr. Boss]
MMMMMMM… I heard you’re good with guns
But wow, you didn’t even hit me once! (Haha!)
Get lost Helluva Boss, stick to jokes, and
Fuck you and the horse boxers that you rode in!
Did Vivzie-pop pills before she made your scripts?
Anagram of nose candy? TAKE THE GODDAMN PILL “IMP!!!!” (HULLIBA HULLIBA)
You lost the plot, now your relationships are taking hits
Finger on the trigger, call this magazine a paper clip!

[Blitzo]
Alright, McAfee enough with the firewall shit
We have a door, now get yourself the FUCK out of my office!
Hey prude! I know you heard me, oh, piss off, dick
Like Alan, I'll hand your ass back to you, you don’t want this
So try me bitch, i ain't buying all your mess
You’ll never find success, your company sucks ass
I.M.P. clown posse, bitch, move to the side
Five-head-ass looking like Pennywise’s human disguise 

[Mr. Boss]
Ermm… I love my boys to bits, no dip!
If you think your employees like you, ignorance IS Blitz!
And while I got that dog in me, your pooch is a bitch
Who tried to knock your lights out, like a Loona eclipse (*mic feedback*)
Blitzo, Blitzo, what does it mean? 
Blitzo, Blitzo, lost everything
From Fizzarolli to his mommy in his miserable life
But relax, after I kill you, I’ll let you keep the knife!


Blitzø vs Mr. Boss - Ego Rap Battles

TheMonarchy as Feathers McGraw 
ThanosQuack as Untitled Goose Game 
Mixed by Kaewoo 
CoverArt by WhozPhantom 
Beat by Requiem Beatz 
Art by Molliebendite & ACE
Special thanks to Grasman & GreenOwl 

Lyrics: 

McGraw: 
Feathers McGraw, most foul mind Britain’s seen 
Keeping up with the crimes as he now steals the scene 
From this inconspicuous ballbusting gander 
Out here stealing millions you just get bread from grandmas 


Ruffle feathers with McGraw soon you’ll be dead & gone 
I will only need my glove and then I’ll make a Chicken Run (and) 
I find it ironic who you bite off greater 
Cuz You only be a Goat in a Simulator 
(On guarde)

So I’ll beg my pardon as you’re decimated  
Verbally of course, rest we shall see later 
I’ve got some serious heat, that is the proof you lose 
So get down! Duck Duck Goose 

Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh snap! The nun turned out to be strapped 
But hasn’t considered the fact, nobody fucking asked! 
If all you you do is squawk then leave it to the ducks 
Keep the Blue Diamond I got bofa (bofa?) both-a-deez nuts 

“I’m ballbusting” yap yap yap yap 
Whatever bro just put the Beets in bag 
A thousand gnomes couldn’t cover your thousand yard stare
“I almost got the bag” dude NOBODY CARES 

So L +Ratio 
Stay trapped in the zoo while I wander every pond every patio
This penguin is crazy, bro thinks he Cobblepot 💀
Fitting for someone so deadpan to end bottled up 

McGraw :
Quiet you, we shan’t see what happens when I choose violence 
You should take notes from my playbook and embrace silence 
I’ll leave your burrow burrowed and ransack your House House 
You’ll go south out of season, this goose is cooked now 
 
A verbal murder, my first bird on bird crime 
This Goose couldn’t help, fell shorter than its play time 
I’m done stealing the battle, and while it was delightful 
Shows why I remain unrivaled and you’ll stay Untitled 


Untitled Goose Game: 
Oh you’re dangerous a criminal we get it 
But the best you got still is waaay too many edits 
I get hoes, I get bread, money and the Crown as well 
Switch it to the ring and that means I’ll hear no bell 

Cuz I stole it, now it’s in my burrow shining bright 
Like that smooth clay that will go extinct with the times 
Fits that a fly less bird doesn’t land but just crash and burn 
You’re left without your ice what happens when Penguins Turn (Honk!)

Feathers McGraw vs Untitled Goose Game- Rap Battle! ft. TheMonarchy & ThanosQuack

prod by JEFFJENKEM

ghost

Do you like scary movies? I don’t like yours:
The overglorified torture porn
Even with so much gore, your film ain’t rough enough.
Heh… pretty funny, huh?
Once I cut out the blood and guts, I’ll bring it up to snuff

I’m horrorcore: do it like I’m Voorhees or the Torrance sort, 
So expect a kid to get his torso torn
Vocal chords screaming “mommy!” as I’m growing close
Home Alone? Well, you don’t know for sure

But I’ll get a little festive with it when I visit
Hear doorbell’s a-ringing, now Kev’s a Christmas spirit 
No answer? Then I’ll enter like my knife does
Grab the handle, twist it, and leave the inside sliced up- OW FUCK (*hot doorknob*)

kev

BOZO! My traps’ll ward you off!
I set them all up while you monologued and waffled on
Your victims get away? Take advice from their escapes
If you’re having trouble with the door, try the stairway! (*hit with paint can*) 

HAH, you fell again!
Since you slip a lot, I’ve prevented it (*steps on nail*) 
‘Cause I’m sharp and a step ahead!
If you like stalking on women then 
I know another creepy crawly you can befriend! (*spider attack!!*)

Ghostface, you should be honoured and proud
You’ll finally get put in the papers when your body gets found
Because you'll live up to your name if you don’t walk yourself out
Once you trip on one more thing, you’ll end up haunting this house

ghost

I’ll show Kidzbop Kramer a real rip off
They’ll struggle putting you together if you’re craving to be Jigsaw
You’re soulless like his puppet as well! You’re an expert!
You’ll get wheeled out, too! On a STRETCHER

kev

Stretch is right! The ghost’s franchise is dead!
If Scream gets too long, it’s a pain in the neck
Good thing you mask it up with voice changing effects
When you’re stabbed, you’d yell like me in every chase scene you’re in

ghost

In this verse, one more Ghostface assists me with this
But I heard there was more of your flicks, and I’m pissed
Cause like my accomplices, a second’s expected
But not the third, or the fourth, or the fifth, or the sixth

(*multiple ghostfaces appear and chase kevin*)

Fuck a second me, I brang a never-ending me crusade
Meant to beat and maim Dennis the Mentally Deranged
Wanna bash our voice? You should take a tip
For when you made the scripts of all your later films and fuckin’ change the pitch!

So which one of us will get the kill now?
It’s a free for all, like you’re Kevin MacLeod
We’ll tear your throat out if you’re yelling so loud
It’ll be a Silent Night once you’re dead in the ground!

(*they got majorly juked by kevin, they stab a decoy*)

Wait, it’s just a cutout on a shitty old broom!

kev

(*kevins at the top of some building pelting them with bricks*)

I’m awful surprised you got the wrong guy
It’s your signature move
Cause all your narratives share a template
Wanna be bricks in the wall? Oh ho, you’ll get bricks!

Always partnered up, and it baffles me
Only for stabbing sprees, never romantically
You wanna gut ‘em because you’re gutted they’ve had enough talk
But you’re just hung up on the fact you get hung up on

(*one ghostface runs away from kevin’s brick assault into the city streets*

You haunt your daughter far from where you started off
You got Lost in New York after you lost the plot
Because her mind is a mess
But when you’re dead, she’ll be like how you’ll get this violent dent: 

Old Man Marley:

Right in the head

(*old man w the shovel oneshots ghostface*)


hi! welcome back to a new different version of rosenthal battles where i sort of just dont give a shit about anything past the demo stage because i cba!

i actually started writing this after christmas 2024 and had both first verses done before i went MIA, but during my break i eventually chiseled this down til i got where it is today, and im happy w how it turned out.

it was also very fun to write kevins 1st, with all the trap shit. i didnt know how to convey that kind of physical comedy purely through an audio format so i hoped the sound effects work haha

Ghostface VS Kevin McCallister - Scrapped Battles of Whatever

Snakebite126 as Nagito Komaeda
Egomanic as Jumbo Josh

Lyrics Written by: Capitan Jorge, Third Coming of Christ, Cidisswo
Additional Writing by: TheToppo
Audio Mixed by Jordy


[Lyrics]:

RAP BATTLE
NAGITO KOMAEDA
VS
JUMBO JOSH
BEGIN

[0:10 - 0:52] Nagito Verse 1 [16 Bars]
I think I am talentless, then I look at this ape
Your only skill's your strength, yet those seem lacking on your game
(ugh) I have heard and I'm aware that I'm the worst
But at least I'm not dumb enough to smash Banban's girl!
Can't even say you're a stepping stone, your garten shows what hopeless is!
Your creepy-ass is going out there holding kids as hostages!
Made out of clay, yet someone should break the mold
'Cause it's clear a worker's lift ain't enough to lift your worker's hopes
(ugh!) You’re fucking shallow, I’d say prepare for your sad death
But I could spend hours stabbing you and you still wouldn’t have depth
Though how much you change sides proves your plot's got more holes
Storytelling ain't your forte, can't even tell humans from dolls
Even if you count mine, your genre is a worse cancer
Compare our robot bears and hand the L to Freddy Fazbear
I know you don't fare well with traps, so say farewell to this trap beat
Taken care of a warehouse, this trashy scare house won' t trap me!

[0:52 - 1:13] Jumbo Josh Verse 1 [8 Bars]
It's Jumbo Josh, brah. You better watch, dude
Want some isolation? Let me take you to my watch room!
To eat your veggies and fruits is what I would tell you
But you feed off attention so eating healthy wouldn't help you!
Your dog got hit by a car, you’re no Family Guy,
Because your parents got fried 40k feet in the sky.
Now you brain’s messed up ever since you lost your mama,
Getting off to Hope, like you got a Crush on Obama.

[1:13 - 1:34] Nagito Verse 2 [8 Bars]
I know I lost my parents, and that I'm just a faker
But it's sadder that this buffoon is a joke to his own creators!
(Haha!) Your watchroom ain't shit compared to Jabberwock
When a fucking jellyfish and a cat are your worst opps!
  It’s funny you think you can leave a scratch on me
When the last thing that crushed on you left injuries on your body!
Though, didn’t think anyone would look at this thing and obsess, 
Since you treat your own friends and women like objects!

[1:34 - 2:15] Jumbo Josh verse 2 [16 Bars]
(Uh!) Seems this time you failed at bringing down the house with fire!
(Uh!) Only gas you’re lighting is to your friends, you big liar!
You're just hopeless and hoeless, know the answer, bro?
'Cause your crush on Hinata turns Jabberwock to Jabberwoke!
You worship the talented, knowing you're not shit
But I know my words won't hurt you more than you already did
The way you talk ‘bout hope makes it seem like it's something you own
But your beliefs fall flatter than how I'd leave your bones
Got a million diseases, now your frail body’s dropping
Next time you’re in an octagon, I’ll make sure it’s your coffin
I'm rolling in the green, while you dress like a hobo 
I took the scene where you died and watched that shit in slo-mo
I'm a cold blooded unaliver and you got me pissed
So I'll take my fists and pulverize a twink to red mist
After I crush you flat, I'm leaving with a massive grin
Cause now Garten Of Banban just took a Jumbo-sized win!

Jumbo Josh VS. Nagito Komaeda - Cidisswo Rap Battles

 Salve, tropa! Aqui é o DJ RAPOZÃO Acabei de soltar mais uma pedrada — 

Se você tá ouvindo essa faixa agora, muito obrigado por fortalecer meu corre. Isso aqui é por nós e pra nós. Cada play é um passo a mais nesse sonho que começou no vale e e tá indo pro mundo. 🌍🔥

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