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The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royale Rap battle!


JustGamer as The Predator 


Belle Beniko as Jack Krauser 


Writers: King ducky, E-Man, Futur3f1lmm4k3r


Flow Test by Joosh


Art by Grasman


Cover art by Jort


Mixed by Jort


Beat prod. Anywaywell 


The Predator:

So I'm up against Wesker's puppy dog who's not worth a quarter?!

Well then again soldiers are only supposed to follow orders

Try to gain the power of B.O.W's for yourself dude?

Well you definitely got the B.O but not the W!!! 


I'm the apex! A true hunter who disposes of all their enemies 

You kidnapped the president's daughter yet can't kill a Kennedy?

Your personality is boring like the place that you died in

Bet you'll bomb up on the track like Military Island!


Jack Krauser:

Pain emits from my disses whenever I spew my quips

Schwarzanagger gave your franchise a try but after the first flick he dipped!

I've went my separate ways with Leon but I wouldn't say that I'm mean

Unlike a separate battle of yours this fight won't be pg thirteen


Man, you got Bob Marley’s hair and General Grievous teeth

When you open up your mouth, all I hear is “General Kenobi!”

Yet you think you can outflow me with a voice thats oh so dopey 

Can't even speak English in the movies, so how can you roast me?


Creators tried too hard to make you terrific which instead made you basic

Now your just a tasteless slasher, no reboot could ever save this

Also, you know that most fans of yours are four, right?

Who only probably knows you cuz you collabed with Fortnite!


The Predator:

That mutated arm does not look terrifying, it looks really silly!

Probably gained it from all that time wanking your King Willy

It's hysterical, this ex-soldier thinks he can hurt and beat me

With a verse that is weak, see even worse than his CG!


Jack Krauser

The ending of your first film left me and you completely stumped

Like why didn't you try to fight back instead of blowing up!? (Dumb!)

I'll wipe the floor with your gore and spread your skin along my door 

I fought in The War on Terror, but that ugly mug scares me more!


Predator: 

Think you can win? What, can you punch boulders, geez

Your ego must be larger than your shoulders sheesh!

I'm extremely competitive and I can even turn invisible 

While your fight is repetitive and completely predictable!


Tried to flex your pecs that you have got!

Ada wasn't impressed so pulled out the glock

Popped holes in ya chest, down falls the juggernaut 

Then shot you dead now your starting to rot

All the battles in the game you've fought

Always ended with your embarrassing loss

Has the blandest design that RE has got! (True)

Plus your relevancy? Everyone's already forgot! (You)


So if you wanted to battle 

shouldn't have packed up your wack flows

And thrown away all your trash roast

My throne awaits, I'll be back though

After this loser gets clapped yo

With his very own compact bow

He'll be blasted to his crap home

Back inside Wesker's shadow!


So better scurry out of here buddy, we both know that your taking the loss

Won't even need my cannons, a couple knife swipes could finish you off


Jack Krauser:

I'll pop thousand of lead pellets in ya and leave ya for the undead

That thing is so gigantic. You could fit four heads into your forehead!

The Predator vs. The Alien was a horrific, terrible abomination

Let's be real; you were only trying to ride the fame of Freddy vs Jason!


Some kids that get in your way, slow down your killing motor?

I'm trashing on this clown, call me a Predator Poacher!

I can't believe people watch your movies and keep their sanity

I'd say I dropped bombs on you, but it runs in the family! (heh)






The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. JustGamer & Belle Beniko]

Vinny as Leafy
Quizz as Jimmy
Written by Pixel Chris
Mixed by Rayyan
Beat by InsaneBeatz

LEAFYISHERE:
What’s up guys, today I’m battling this guy, JimmyHere
But I’m not playing your games of laugh and lose, so lemme make it clear
You bursting into laughter shouldn’t be how this bout ends
But with the way you hold it back, you’re practically Jimmy Fallon
You got a pedo stache and a beanie hat
And a couch for the cast for repeating laughs
Think you’ll beat me? Cap. You just repeat gags
Such a bitch in fact, you’re a Doogal looking ass

JIMMY HERE:
MODS! Who let this guy get submitted to the stream?
I’m here for good content, not Mr No Chin McGee
If you wanna clap back Jimmy, that acting’s psychopathic
You target children, but that’s your main demographic 
You cyber bully, you think you break new grounds?
Your “roasts” boils down to “You should Kill Yourself… NOW”
I’m just built different, this fight’s just not fair
Because I making you quiver like: JIMMY HERE JUMPSCARE 

LEAFYISHERE:
Damn, I knew those lines were gonna be shitty
But holy shit, I can’t tell what the fuck you were thinking
Like your photos in the mirror, this’ll be a piece of cake
Mentioning jumpscares but I literally make you “quake”
The only W you ever got was in the second grade
While for commentary YouTubers, I literally set the stage
You’ll take a nosedive when I smoke you like a cigarette 
Just letting videos play and they call me Daily Dose of Internet?
You’re falling harder than 5’7 dudes getting out of bed
Motherfuckers IQ tells me he was dropped on his head
You wanna not laugh, I too want you to say less
Because your lines are more forced than the gag about the maid dress
I can destroy cringe channels and end careers in seconds
You watch unfunny videos, and oh, I ought to mention
He’s gotta bait with money for the submissions channels being used
So hurry your bars up, bitch, I wanna bleach my eyes from seeing you

JIMMY HERE:
While you put people down, I keep YouTube splendid
Call me the Filmora logo, cause I’m about to end this
Going through your videos, what I can finally conclude
Is that you’re just mid like It’s Wednesday My Dudes! (AAAAAA)
Your channel was taken down but now I’m leaving you retired 
Cause you have no game and Leaf a lot to be desired 
My lines are fresh like a mint: Ayo, What the dog doin?
Cause I keep the audience excited: Ayo, What the pog doin?
In this face off between Here to Here
I’m simply just not here to hear
You make fun of kids from peer to peer
But when I roast you, you appear to fear
Doesn’t take much for me to leave leafy as a corpse
Thinking you’re winning? You must be trippin like Gorp
Time to coom to your senses, I put on the better show
It’s hard not to laugh at such a laughable foe (Hahahahahahaha)

JimmyHere vs LeafyIsHere Early Audio

placeholder thumbnail lmao

Mint as Chara Dreemurr
VinnyO as Jeff the Killer

Produced by Kirk
Written, mixed, and thumbnail made by Mint

Chara:

It's not like I'm not used to empty slates
But I've already seen that smile on a flower's face.
Yes, I'm already acquainted with hatred, Jeff.
So please don't state what your name is, Jeff.
I show up on a timeline and I make it iller.
Only timelines you're haunting are Gacha Life and maybe Twitter.
Hey, but with your fame and glory I've seen a worse life
But then your fans saw your pasta for the first time!
I'd invite you to join the monsters I've dusted
But I trust that your skill with parties is maladjusted…
So I'll simply take up my knife and put cuts in
this unwanted joke of the web, cave his guts in
And I can't tell what he's going for with his abhorred poor story
Is he trying to make it gory? Or is he trying to bore me?
Because I've just about had it. Before you ever speak
You better leave an X on both your eyes like it's a credits scene =)

Jeff:

You think you've got me figured out? Look in my damn eyes.
I don't think anyone with those rosy cheeks could get it
And with how Toby started milking your franchise
Why don't your fanbase GO TO SLEEP ALREADY?!
It feels like every other year we get another one of you
Yeah, give me one more fucking mindless clone of Mother 2
Why don't you quit meddling with timelines and RESET your bars see
I've felt harsher fires start at fucking birthday parties
Quite a shame you decided to wipe your Genocide but hey
Seeing how your mug ended up like, I think I like my face
Overshadowed by literally everyone else in your game
So of course you wanna talk about an empty slate
I've watched countless let's players gawking over your scene
But I don't need heartbeat sounds to make this fucking bore bleed
So you can try to run for it but you're not going free
You're saying nobody came, I'll make sure noone leaves

[TEMP UPLOAD] Chara Dreemurr vs Jeff the Killer. BONUS BATTLE!

Welcome back to another MC Fawful Rap Battle! I decided to release the audio for this one a bit early (I'm planning to release the video at some point in 2023), so there may be a few changes in the audio between here and when the full video releases.

Anyways, today's battle features the mysterious arcade machine, Polybius, against the Greek Historian, Polybius! Which one of these "Polybiuses" will take the win? That's for you to decide!

CREDITS:

King Can Prod as Polybius (Arcade)
Swizkii as Polybius (Greek)

Written by MC Fawful
Beat by Epistra (additional instruments by Glitch)
Mixed by Light
Cover-art by The Royal Snake

LYRICS:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14kgNtGUjPpePXRU22zJVpRQdwKvFsFY-b8cqP4gENTg/edit?usp=sharing

Alright, I think that's it. Stay tuned for the next MC Fawful Rap Battle!

Polybius (Urban Legend) vs Polybius (Greek Historian) - MC Fawful Rap Battles

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTGAMER! My dear friend JustGamer is turning 12 today so I decided to make this weird bullshit in like 2 hours to celebrate!

Beat by Soulker

Sandwich:
The sandwich is back, bitch, burning tracks with my rappin
I pack bread and this boutta be a stomp, call me Galactus
I’m not a strip of cheese so don’t cross me
You ain’t peanut butter, bro you can’t top me
You can call me an oven because I got heat
So make like your chef, suck on my ball meat
You were an olive branch to resolve a frantic brawl but got your ass beaten and squeezed 
Call you the U-pie-ted Nations, with how you fucking suck at keeping a piece
Your ass is temporary, I got more green than Larry
Yo mom’s a virgin so I got on top and popped her cherry

Pie:
It’s easy as pie beating this guy with heat on the mic that you can’t diss
Call me Anakin Piewalker, I don’t like sand…wich 
Thought I was pie but your mindset’s irrational
Your formula’s recipe for disaster, bro
If I wanted sand I’d head to Laguna
I’ve seen better “witches” from Konosuba
I’m layered, I’ll flame ya, you’re gayer, ask Gamer 
He ate ya, I’m gangster, like Psytube, I lift weights bruh
So call me the Pied Piper, attracted your girl and I might pipe her
Now call this a hot take but you and I aren’t equal writers

Sandwich:
You’re calling me gay, bro, you’re literally a fruit pie 
You’re a stupid worthless piece of shit, I’m glad you died
There’s too many cooks in the kitchen, too many sandwiches? Nah man you trippin
I’m appearing just to celebrate special occasions
Your death is one bitch so let’s get it 

Pie:
You know my raps fly
Strapped up with ammo, I’m a mag pie
I can’t die
I always come back like I’m William Afton I got the FNAF rhymes
Now pie’s charting, I’m a hustler, I make it rain, feel the burnin pain
Now before I go I got one last thing to say…

JustGamer's Sandwich vs Kirby's Pie - Inside Rap Battles of Obscurity [GAMER DAY SPECIAL!]

I'm back! I know I've kept you waiting for a while, but here's an audio that was supposed to come out on Halloween, but super happy to get out nonetheless. 

Audio Credits:
K.C. as Carrie
https://lasaillax.carrd.co/
garbageGothic as Angela
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic
Written and Directed by NateURB
Art by Mega PMB
https://www.youtube.com/@megapmb 
Cover Art by TheDangerStranger
https://www.youtube.com/@rapbattlesdangerstranger
Mixed by Danii
https://www.youtube.com/@SwaggyFlan
Beat by Trunxks
Special Thanks to LimJJ, Raisu Battle, Box_Soldier22, and JotaSeis

Lyrics:
Carrie(V1-0:12)
Sad from all the shame and crimes, hate and lies brought onto me
Always in the shade and I, wait to find any honesty
But it’s time that my, pain and fright finally take a backseat
And state this rhyme, proclaim your films to hell with mediocrity!
I’ve learned from my mistakes, but your brain is long gone
Test me and around the campfire we’ll sing your swan song
How’s Paul? Liked you but you gave him looks as dry as the sand
And now you have to live with his blood, and head on your hands
Burning your victims’ faces won’t make your lines any hotter 
The only time you’ve had flow is when you were thrown in the water
Went from plot twists to getting your plot twisted 
Into a psychopathic killer who will never stop bitching, about
How your campers are all sinners misbehaving
Thankfully, we were saved by another camp slasher from the 80s
But nothing compares to your scene that made the critics scoff
On the beach is the only time I prefer you have a mask off 

Angela(V1-1:00)
I have to speak or Creepy Carrie will keep on running her mouth
A prank was the only time this queen rocked a crown
So hold tight, Carrie, cause it’s time you meet your maker
With lines so hot, I’m putting the bake in Angela Baker 
First film was a classic, but since then you’ve fallen from Grace
Two ripoffs and a show that never saw the light of day
Confidence on display since you’re coming to diss me 
But those lines were like your powers: full of inconsistencies!
You lost control, killed everyone cause you were bullied and pissed
Couldn’t stop Chris now Tommy’s on a new bucket list 
An outcast to everyone, only liked by Collins and Sue 
Even your mom considered murder when she looked at you
Wanting to learn about the world, but mother knows best 
This threat was contained when she was trapped inside the closet
At this camp, I take all the rules very serious 
Even in this battle you need to plug it up, period. 

Carrie(V2-1:47)
All your horrid and filler kills won’t be worth a penny
Throwing shit on kids, and oh my god, you killed Kenny!
If you wanna waste my time, I’ll give you what you desire
Trust me Angela, I’m experienced in starting fires 

Angela(V2-1:58) 
So was your half-sister, and now she’s split in half 
Meet me in the woods and we’ll see who gets the last laugh
It’s time for a camp song, but sadly you can’t take part
The only beat you know how to kill is your mother’s heart

Carrie(V3-2:10)
Ugh! Get out of my head, oh, this can’t be!
No! No! Everyone isn’t laughing at me!
It must be true! NO! My life is ruined!
But if this is the end then I’ll leave everyone in ruins!
Had amnesia and forgot about the crimes that you did!
When the fans had amnesia, they just forgot you existed!
You’re bound to live alone as a crazy camp dweller!
Whose only memories of your family are between a boat’s propellers!

Angela(V3-2:33)
Alright kids, gather up for the final act
Here’s a ghost story that I’m about to reenact 
You’re not ready for the world, you’re safe where you can’t be let down!
Mind’s bound in your house, slowly going 6 feet underground! (HAHAHA!)

Angela(2:52)
So are you having fun, Cassie?
Carrie
It’s Carrie!
Angela
Oops! Sorry, let's take a selfie!
Carrie
I hate this camp.

Carrie White vs. Angela Baker - Universe Rap Battles! (ft. K.C. and garbageGothic)

Welcome to the fifteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… apparently the only connection is that they're alcoholics… today! It's the horse from Horsin' Around, BoJack Horseman! Standing-up against the monster from Moralton, Clay Puppington!

Lyrics:
BoJack Horseman:
Wait a minute, this isn't the bar? It's an introduction!
Get it? 'Cus it's true. Guess I'll fire this puppet
I'd tell you to stuff it but you're clay, Puppington
Consider rehab to clean up your shit… Clay Puppington 
Huh, I'm on my punny shit, get a shot glass and belt it!
Use it as fuel to get your son's ass and belt it
Or maybe don't, 'cus your self "image" can't sell it
While I get rich off my own portraits for shelvin'

Clay Puppington:
Orel! Why's there a horse person on my lawn, shoo!
That's not possible, that's not something that God's do
I'm lost; truthfully, I'd need a cross before I cross you!
Uh…wait, I think it's a guy in a costume…
Huh, crude. That you drink up a whooole bottle
When animals don't have souls to go full throttle
On benders, just swallowing their own problems 
You run out of hay? Then say bye to your close trauma
Ya see Horseman, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
With one appointment prison could've been avoided
But no, you boinked it. Remember the lost commandment!
"Thou shalt take accountability for all their damage"

BoJack Horseman:
What are YOU doing here? Oh shit, it's a rap battle
Thaaat's why your pants stood on after that babble
And I got baggage? Please, your pansy knees can't hold your baggy jeans
A different kinda praying the way Danielle Shaped your family.
Twice you'd get on your knees for a blonde turd
Now you and Shapey can bond over "our Father"
THAT'S Orel, I should be posting this
Your wife don't need coaching for you not to be her one and only
BIIITCH, you're a gross fruit, and Honey Dew is gross so;
Ask Blob, "honey, do you love me?" She don't though.
Go loathe in your study, associate punchin' with lovey-dovey
My dad was also an ass but we're related to them buddy!
Go suck a dick dumb-shit! *Bronx Cheer*
Take THAT dribble on the chin like your one kid.
He settled with Bloberta after she conned him
Didn't take a star to burn out your "lovin". (Haah.)

Clay Puppington:
Stinkin' dead end battle. I mean, why the long face?   
Cus you tried to ship yourself with a teenager one day?
But hey! With all that fornicating it's a habit!
Guess you can say horses are just… nature's rabbits.
Let's take the bandage off your pathetic past
No amount of alcohol is disinfecting that!
So I'll swig it, ahh, that's refreshing man
Diane ditched em! Can't cat-call to get her back
Ask Carolyn why'd she quit working on you
Didn't ask when Sarah Lynn quit twerking on you!
BoJacks heroine overdoses on his heroin!
Couldn't thread the needle; and now she's dead as sin!
You're a stupid piece of shit…choked like your chick
Blew your load. But, Herb wasn't minding it    
You pathetic bastard, look at ya. Set up to a joke
A horse walks into a bar and makes amends, nope, he croaks
Holly-Hawk couldn't watch her brother proudly
Trying the easy way out via smother, drowning
Being BoJack IS nature, your mom's hilarious 
Take the fucking shortcut. Secretariat a-bridged.

BoJack Horseman:
Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak.
And I still got better flow than this tortured poor thing
Killed your own mother with a bottle of ketchup 
Then dad bottles his emotions in hopes you would fess up
But you didn't, so you burrow
Shot your kid and didn't even get a churro
So curdle in your mommy kinks, stuck in your person
I could egg you on but, you're not even worth it.

-CAST-
BoJack Horseman: Arkham
Clay Puppington: Grey Julius

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: http://www.shadowville.com/audio//Shadowville.com%20-%20Suffocate.mp3
Beat Produced by: 2Deep, Patrick Carney, and Dee
Mixed by: Danii


BoJack Horseman vs Clay Puppington - (Quick Diss) #15

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

JustGamer As Dream 

Jofinity As SuperFastJellyFish

Cri As Antfrost 

RaccoonBroVA As BadBoyHalo 

Rosenthal As Sapnap 

Rayyan As GeorgeNotFound 

Written by King Ducky & King Wallace

Writing assistance from SuperGamerBro

Beat prod. Anywaywell & Glitchdude

Dream:
Oh George! Who’s this trying to step to me on my SMP?
I’m used to being the hunted, but now I will show no empathy
No more fans of yours, cuz they all speedran away
For how good you are at finding subs, you lost your whole damn fanbase 

What kind of fucking grandma resorts to facebook gaming
Left in the dark like a moon jelly, but seafood’s what I’m craving
You rode the wave of controversy like a pitiful bitch (Hey!)
Now it's left this jellyfish washed up, that's a MoistCritikal hit! (Hey!)

SuperFastJellyFish:
Claiming I crave attention? Check all the tweets you’re making
And I, think I must mention how you got flamed by some bacon
Guess finding seeds and cheating runs in the family, your mom was tastin’ 
The bonemeal I fed her when I was as rock hard as Clay’s clay chin!

Like all Minecraft Youtubers you were faced with allegations
Such a touchy subject adjacent to all your racist statements
From your manhunts to your burger, you’ve always remained tasteless (Ugh)
Forget the 5 second fame, this fake bitch shoulda stayed faceless!

Can’t stop the toxic doxxing, no increased rate of diss dropping
With an avatar so bland, normal pills are what you’re popping!
Stans, say that you’re mythical while saying criticisms typical
Even managed to rig the polls even tho the glow squid is dull!

Antfrost: 
Your blindfold runs got deleted faster than you got bullied off the net
BadBoyHalo: 
Played it off as a joke but you're the joke with nothing left, you muffinhead!
Sapnap: 
In your apology, you’re seethrough like your blindfold, clearly not fucking sad
George: 
Despite my color blindness I’d find that you acting blue was just a sham!

Dream: 
And we're topping him unlike the blanket he refused to drop on his head
Which only led to him getting bombarded quick with hate that his comments left
The common thread between all of the awful problems that he mocks up is
It’s obvious! His viewers are just coddled kids and brutally honest fans

Said your cheating was intentional, my alibi’s more watertight
But I’ve got a sub count to overshadow yours, shocker, right?
You’ve got no clout, my manhunt plays are as iconic as my mask is
This odd1sout of the picture, guess that’s the point of the casket

SuperFastJellyFish:
By watertight, do you mean trapped up in a bathtub?
No mathematician is needed to tell you that your runs don’t add up!
Stole Tommy’s discs, but still cant spin a track, huh?
The next Minecraft Unsolved should be on how you have a fanclub! (Let's-a-go!)

You shouldn't've have messed with me, I’ll end you like your SMP
You’ve always had issues with ships, whether it’s George or MCC
Eventually you'll be forgotten so make like this mic and drop it
And I'll leave you in peace, pleading with Beast to get an ounce of profit (Yahoo!)

Dream vs. SuperFastJellyFish - Mario vs. Anything!

ThatAdorableFox as Osaka
ThanosQuack as Scooter
Elizalkin as Announcer

Written by ThanosQuack
Additional writing by Elizalkin
Beat by louisflip
Mixed by jordy
Thumbnail by Elizalkin
Special thanks to Rosenthal and the rest of the Maryheads, Shimario, the Krusty Krab Krew and baggio

Lyrics:
Osaka Verse 1:

Oh my gah! I can’t believe my eyes!
It’s Jeffy from SML if he put his safety gear aside

To do super dangerous stunts for the minimal approval
Think about your fans moving from their seats if you wanna talk Scooters (wow!)

Got fame repeating Sata Andagii
Chew you out like Sata Andagii

I may be the dumb one, but I don’t kid
When I thought my brain couldn’t be mushier I watched one of your vids aww

Even 100% off is more than your worth is at
Who’d get pleasure with their hand up your ass? No strings attached?

And with no more cash after losing ads (uuh), for once it’s got me thinking
That it’s the second time that you got rode on by a “rich” kid

Your half-dad saw a missing person’s poster
And submitted you without thought like how I am with homework

And any other chance you’d get a loving family now
Would be thrown away for fun like the key to a beach house!

Scooter Verse 1:

Hey! My name’s Scooter! Says it on my shirt
If you mess with me, I’m gonna go berserk

Just built a ramp and the trick I hit will be so cool
I’m going to space, you’re just spacing out in school! (aaaah)

Forget the mic, this fight’ll be the thing that Scooter picks up
Scooter likes to go for low blows, try not to hiccup!

Next time you take your eye drops I’ll drop you and give you pink eye
Then the fatgirl’s croquettes won’t be the only thing with red inside

Speaking of riding, your creator likes to draw that with women
Fatboy used an old porn design to create your Mrs.

Wanted to be the formal one, but with her pressure on the first day
Your accent was left like your chair, rocking sideways to sideways

All those chopsticks aren’t as busted as your chances as a professor
Debunking stereotypes are the one thing you’ll get to lecture

And even if you think you’ll get to college with those numb nuts
I’m not spending hours reading about your members playing Among Us!

Osaka Verse 2:

Stereotypes are something you and your bro should know to my knowledge
He drew the line and your first instinct was to grind on it

Were made a mindless clone cuz Cody wanted to be hip 
But the only jeans/genes you're rocking are that god awful drip (bleh!)

Scooter Verse 2:

And the only fans you’re rocking are the awkward men who worship you
Once you start adult life, you’ll see more than one Kimura soon

Too bad you’ll be dead then
I’ll build another scooter for my collection and your bones serve a swell foundation

Osaka vs Scooter (Azumanga Daioh vs SML) | 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

Trapped out of the rest of the world, these two powerful blue entities find an escape to reflect and duke it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

Snakebite126 as Jevil
JesseBoxVO as Lapis
garbageGothic as Peridot

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Arrangement and additional instrumentation by Quizzique

Art by 3ple
Thumbnail by Quizzique

LYRICS:
 
Jevil:
Welcome, welcome, boisengirls, to this Crystal Gem’s poisoned world
You’ve unlocked the door, so now prepare to see chaos unfurled!
Round and round the carousel goes, you circle back to the barn you hang
You leave and come right back so often, I’d think you’d ran on Boomerang

Fusion’s leaving you out of sorts, dealing with trauma since the divorce
So in your spare time, you now resort to mighty morphin’ some meaty morps
Not like me, of course, I’m thriving in my little freedom, something you were never shown
So you fought with those that kept you trapped in a mirror, then redeemed in a singular episode

It’s sad, sad that you’re looking so blue, your show’s run off the air like you’re back on the moon
I’m glad, glad your runtime got the boot, call you the farm when you’re torn from the roots
I’m mad, mad, you’re breaking my heart, you and Peri look like Homeworld: broken apart
You have, have a chance to restart, so perhaps for this battle, try not to depart


Lapis Lazuli:
So, this depressed jester from the Dark World thinks he dealt a verse?
Ask the giant tyrants I’ve defied, they’ll tell you I’ve felt worse
I helmed this cursed mirror within my gem’s grasp for thousands of years
So reflect on your defect of a story, I sure won’t drown in tears

You think I’m frightened of your suit attacks? I’m known to hit diamonds when up to the bat
I’d tear up this hack if he goes to a beach, they’re calling me Bob ‘cause I float on the beat

Peridot:
You should know to retreat when confronting the B team!

Lapis:
Even she can’t compare to the nonsense you’re speaking

Peridot:
Hey! Our bond is complex, that’s a smart thing to say

Lapis:
But at least my best friend didn’t lock me away!
You have claims of metamorphosis but no development to show

Peridot:
Lapis! Tell ‘em what you said when I asked if you even saw this secret boss! 

Lapis:
…No
Winning’s not within your cards, The FUN Gang made your levels fail
Won’t take the Garnet’s future vision to see the end of Jevilstail


Jevil:
Oh what fun, what fun! More games to play, with a new participant!
I hoped for a dating game, but I guess Ruby flew off with that ship!
Uee hee hee! You’ve got me like the Joker; in a laughing fit!
Yet I’m Revving up on this track so you can call me the Harlequin!

You can’t join my world! You seem more like Lars, how you cower away with your Clustered fears
You kids seeing stars? All your pleads and cries would put me to sleep for a hundred years!
Now, I won’t be the first jester to hit your series with an interjection
Want more screen time for your Future? Then return to your reflection


Lapis:
How does this thing work again?

Peridot:
Just press the button on the cartridge

Lapis:
Right, uhh…for the last time…I don’t. Want. Your garbage.
You think you saddened me? I felt more torn up by Camp Pining Hearts
I’d split you in two, but seems your mind and heart already declined apart

A numbers game? That plan’s dumb and lame. I can terraform worlds, don’t uphold your fight
You’ll lose those bids, and you call us kids?

Peridot:
You do know we’re centuries older, right?

Lapis:
This card shark’s under my control, and all his tricks are unregarded

Peridot:
Hey, and isn’t it ironic?

Lapis:
Yep, the joker got discarded

Lapis Lazuli vs Jevil - QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #8 (ft. Snakebite126, JesseBoxVO & garbageGothic)

Badger as The Dog
Clarence The Duck as White Face

The Dog (0:12)
Hello, Hunters! Shotguns ready! Actually nevermind..
I would fire first! But our friend did it worse, with that game design..
Let’s talk about how you took constant crashes, made it a feature!
The only crashin he knows now… is the player count for this creature!
Enter the cartage, Help you find your fanbase, Not dissin’!
It’s just that they’re missin’! Like knives inside of the kitchen.
I’ll break into your house, Leave you on the ground like the other families
First time you could say “Eyes on me!” since your rise in like 2013.

White Face (0:36)
Hello! Let’s play a game! You’ll be here for a while
I have many names… They all mostly forgot your title.
I am scared… but only for you…
Since the thing you should fear is Nintendo lawsuits

You're a mascot of a dog who’s known for the ducks he shoots?
Bit off Duck Hunt.. And me?! I see the way that you mock players too.
I’ve scared the likes of Markiplier and Pewdiepie
You’re scary to guys who play VR all night with no life..

The Dog (0:59)
I ain’t talkin’ cigarettes, Face, you’re about to get smoked now.
No more game folders and assets, you actually got thrown out!
Wanna tussle with me? You got your shtick taken by W.D.
Thought I was fucked up ‘til I saw that shit you called teeth

I got 8 shells left, how ‘bout we settle this beef?
Just like your eyes, your whole wiki is empty!
On that note, this pairing is unfair. Here’s my issue, kids!
I swear there’s hardly material for me to continue with.
My Stress Level is Zero! You wouldn’t make me break a sweat,
Especially with a voice more hollow than all of your threats!
Tried to fire shots and failed, now you’re Stuck Forever!
You’re no Spooky Jump Scare, just a coding error!

White Face (1:35)
You’re all bark and no bite. Yet you’re larger than life?
And you marginalized ducks in the reservoir all alike,
The son that you run from with spite, now he has no mom in sight,
Cuz this BADDAD stalked him all night, Pull the trigger? He might.

We should call the pound to save the son that you’re perusin
This hound hounds kids “ayo, what the dog doin’?”
Your concept is stupid. Cryptid in a midlife crisis becomes a furry?
But in this battle you blew it, It’s like the cartridge isn’t working

This snooping dog’s attempt to brawl with me? Was fickle.
Looks like you can’t always do a lot with just little.
Seems I just shot you down, No need for the “Best Men”
Throw away the gun now and step inside this noose instead…

Beat Produced by Dr.Misterio On the Beat
Mixed by Badger
Art by Badger & Blast03 | Animation by Or3olewing
Written by DryW4ter, ForgottenSon, and Clarence The Duck ig 🙄

The Predator vs. Jack Krauser - Royal Rap Battle! [ft. JustGamer & Belle Beniko]

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