[Verse]
Take my pills,
Let's up the dose,
Though they make me ill,
And make me choke.

My brain's not right,
Since I was born,
Take three at night,
And two in the morn.

No!

[Pre chorus]
Waking dead,
Fuzzy thoughts,
Cant get ahead 
I've lost the plot.

Brain's defective,
Mind's made of holes,
Which meds are effective?
I'll swallow them whole.

[Chorus]
Doctor doctor,
Psychiatrist,
Drug concocter,
Pharmacist.

Dexamphetamine,
Methylphenidate,
Atomoxetine,
I can't stay in this state.

I can't stay in this state.

I can't stay in this state.

[Verse]
Change my meds,
A loaded gun,
Mess with my head,
Try this new one.

Decrease this,
Increase that,
I'm tired of it,
And feeling trapped.

[Bridge]
Executive dysfunction,
Dopamine depletion,
System malfunction,
Memory deletion.

I'm so tired of the fight,
I'm so tired of the war,
I'm so tired of not feeling alright,
I'm so tired of needing more.

[Chorus]
Doctor doctor,
Psychiatrist,
Drug concocter,
Pharmacist.

Dexamphetamine,
Methylphenidate,
Atomoxetine,
I can't stay in this state.

[Chorus]
Doctor doctor,
Psychiatrist,
Drug concocter,
Pharmacist.

Dexamphetamine,
Methylphenidate,
Atomoxetine,
I can't stay in this state.

I can't stay in this state.

I can't stay in this state.

Take My Pills

[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning and couldn't speak,
My throat felt like it was cut by a thousand razor blades,
I was so excited for D and D this week,
But now I'm just feeling dismayed.

[Pre chorus 1]
My dreams of being the DM,
Were dashed by a viral infection,
I was looking forward to the mayhem,
But right now I'm feeling deep abjection.

[Chorus 1]
Viral laryngitis,
Inflammation of my larynx,
I can't do anything to fight it,
And I'm finding it hard to bear it.

My throat feels so sore,
I've got a fever and cough,
Don't think I can take it any more,
And wish I could turn it off.

[Verse 2]
The doctor said to rest my voice,
But I really want to use it,
But I guess I have no choice,
So I thought I'd make some music,

[Pre chorus 2]
Gotta soothe my throat with lozenges,
Take some ibuprofen to alleviate,
I want to use my voice again,
But for now I have to wait.

[Chorus 1]
Viral laryngitis,
Inflammation of my larynx,
I can't do anything to fight it,
And I'm finding it hard to bear it.

My throat feels so sore,
I've got a fever and cough,
Don't think I can take it any more,
And wish I could turn it off.

Viral laryngitis

[Verse 1]
Come closer my merry friends,
Listen to my harp and lute,
Hear my tale of a knight who met his end,
At the hands of a devil's fruit.

[Verse 2]
He entered a tournament,
Where the crowd buzzed with anticipation,
But it soon turned into his torment,
Due to a burning sensation.

[Chorus 1]
Sir Marcus of Chantilly,
Made a terrible error,
He ate the hottest chilli,
And started to feel terror.

His mouth was ablaze,
His innards were sore,
His mind was in a daze,
But he kept eating more.

[Verse 3]
With every nibble and bite,
Sir Marcus started to sweat,
But he was a brave knight,
Who could not lose bets.

[Pre chorus 1]
He was encouraged by his comrades,
Marcus vowed that he would not retreat,
But then he started to go mad,
From a crimson pepper's heat.

[Chorus 1]
Sir Marcus of Chantilly,
Made a terrible error,
He ate the hottest chilli,
And started to feel terror.

His mouth was ablaze,
His innards were sore,
His mind was in a daze,
But he kept eating more.

[Outro 1]
He finally reached his limit,
And needed intensive medical care,
While Marcus felt accomplishment,
He needed new underwear.

[Outro 2]
Marcus the knight did not prevail,
But he made an oath to return,
Next time he will bring a mug of ale,
To battle the hellish burn.

Sir Marcus of Chantilly (epic bard song)

[Verse]
My cheesy tortilla , hot,
I love quesadillas a lot,
They are easy to make,
And they taste really great. 

A warm and toasty treat,
They're filled with cheese and meat.
They can be plain or spicy,
And they aren't very pricey.

[Pre chorus]
Fill them with any food,
I get to pick what to include.
I like chicken and sour cream, 
Veggies and pinto beans.

So many flavours I can choose,
From cheeses crumbly or smooth.
Their cheese holds things inside,
And their contents never spill outside.

[Chorus]
Quesadillas I adore,
I always want more.
Quesadillas are yummy,
I want them inside my tummy.

Put that snack into my hand,
Just make sure it isn't bland.
A snack never surpassed,
Quesadillas can't be outclassed.

[Verse]
Quesadillas are a great snack,
But I need to start cutting back.
I gotta put less on my plate
Because I keep gaining weight.

My pants are bursting at the seams,
So now I have to buy new jeans.
My waist can't take anymore,
And I can barely fit through doors!

[Chorus]
Quesadillas I adore,
I always want more.
Quesadillas are yummy,
I want them inside my tummy.

Put that snack into my hand,
Just make sure it isn't bland.
A snack never surpassed,
Quesadillas can't be outclassed.

[Outro]
Quesadillas are superior,
Other snacks are inferior.

Quesadillas are superior,
Other snacks are inferior.

Quesadillas are Yummy

This song is a tribute to my favourite Discworld character.

Oook! 🍌 (epic instrumental)

Blade runner (epic instrumental)

Rise of the Villain (epic instrumental)

Dedicated to Magrov's tunes.

[Intro]
I never finish the food on my plate,
Which Mr Magrov thinks is great,
He is always in the mood,
To eat my leftover food.

[Verse 1]
He doesn't care what kind of food it is,
He'll eat my steaks and sandwiches.
From sausages to pad Thai....
Everything gets eaten by this guy!

[Chorus 1]
Mr Magrov, I've a present for you,
It's half my steak that I haven't chewed.
It's great to know it's not going to waste,
But you may need to watch your waist.

Woo!

[Verse 2]
Ice cream, baked beans, Turkey legs, and devilled eggs, stir fries, meat pies, cold toast, and pork roast, milk shake, chocolate cake, hot dogs, and corn on the cob, grilled cheese, Japanese, potato chips and french onion dip, fried rice, pizza slice, tikka masala, and corn chips and salsa.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Corn chips and salsa!

Oh yeah!

Corn chips and salsa!

[Bridge 1]
But I'll make one thing crystal clear,

Magrov will never get my beer!

[Chorus 3]
Mr Magrov, I've a present for you,
It's half my steak that I haven't chewed.
It's great to know it's not going to waste,
But you may need to watch your waist.



Leftovers

This was requested by my best friend. I hope she likes it! Shrek is a movie directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson. It is based on the book "Shrek" written by William Steig.

[Intro 1]
In a swamp lived Shrek the ogre,
Where he was blissfully alone.
But one day his peace was over,
When fairy tale creatures came to his home.

[Intro 2]
Displaced by the Lord Farquaad of Duloc,
The creatures needed a place to stay.
But when they arrived, Shrek was shocked,
And he told them to go away.

[Verse 1]
"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!" roared Shrek, but the creatures, would not clear out, so this oh gher took a long trek, to find out what it was all about.

He went on a journey with Donkey as a companion, when they arrived he joined a tourney, and rose as its champIon.

[Pre chorus 1]
Farquaad said he'd clear the swamp's occupants,
If Shrek rescued Fiona the princess.
Shreck agreed with some reluctance,
But then he set out on an epic quest.

[Pre chorus 2]
When Shreck and Donkey reached the castle, a dragon attacked on sight.
And though it was a bit of a hassle, Shrek and Donkey won the fight.

[Chorus 1]
Shrek wanted a quiet home,
He needed a peaceful life.
His heart's desire was to be alone,
But the fairy tale creatures gave him strife.

He was determined to find fiona,
And bring her back to Lord Farquaad,
And though he had a grumpy persona,
Shrek did his best to complete the job.

[Verse 2]
They found Fiona in the tower but she was a little bit odd, so Shrek with demeanor sour took her to Lord Farquaad.

But Fiona was cursed when young, a secret she could not tell; she hoped that Farquaad would be the one, to break the awful spell.

[Bridge 1]
But when they returned to Farquaad, Fiona felt a little averse.

She also felt a bit awkward but badly wanted to break the curse.

[Bridge 2]
Then after the wedding's start, Shrek could no longer resist.

He confessed the feelings in his heart and gave fiona a true love's kiss.

[Outro 1]
Fiona changed into an ogre like Shrek as the dragon ate Farquaad in one bite.

Then Shrek married the ogre princess, and the big mess turned into their delight.

[Outro 2]
The creatures then left the swamp.
Shrek and Fiona were finally free.
They lived there in peace without pomp.
And ever after happily.

Shrek (spoilers) (epic bard song)

The Algorithm (epic instrumental)

Power Bestowed (epic instrumental)

[Refrain 1]
Oh Eurovision,
Come through my television.
You have many acts to see,
And you entertain me.

Oh Eurovision,
Watching every year's my mission,
I can't overstate,
That Eurovision is great. 

[Verse 1]
Eurovision, song contest,
Never ceases to impress.
It's close to my heart,
Can't wait for it to start.

Catchy songs I get to hear,
I get excited every year.
I'll take time, to explain,
Why Eurovision entertains.

[Pre chorus 1]
Twelve points for being popular,
The lyrics are circular.
The artists sing and dance,
Most songs are about romance.

They sound the same every year,
But they're pleasing to my ears,
They are mostly upbeat,
So, you can tap your feet.

[Refrain 1]
Oh Eurovision,
Come through my television.
You have many acts to see,
And you entertain me.

Oh Eurovision,
Watching every year's my mission,
I can't overstate,
That Eurovision is great. 

[Verse 2]
I always get up early and watch,
To see which songs are botched.
I've seen backflips with violins,
And always guess who wins.

Winner comes from any source,
Sometimes its from the dark horse.
Sweden is always a safe bet,
They haven't let me down yet. 

[Refrain 1]
Oh Eurovision,
Come through my television.
You have many acts to see,
And you entertain me.

Oh Eurovision,
Watching every year's my mission,
I can't overstate,
That Eurovision is great. 

[Verse 3]
I'm never filled with regret,
When I see elaborate sets.
Costume changes galore,
I want them to give me more.

I've seen lots of white dresses,
Glowing locks and tresses.
My liver's never been the same,
After playing the drinking game.

[Pre chorus 2]
Many flags are unfurled,
Broadcast around the world.
Many countries participate,
It's what makes Eurovision great.

It's somewhat hypocritical,
Because it's supposed to be non political.
There's always some controversy,
Sometimes artists don't show common courtesy.

[Refrain 1]
Oh Eurovision,
Come through my television.
You have many acts to see,
And you entertain me.

Oh Eurovision,
Watching every year's my mission,
I can't overstate,
That Eurovision is great. 

[Refrain 1]
Oh Eurovision,
Come through my television.
You have many acts to see,
And you entertain me.

Oh Eurovision,
Watching every year's my mission,
I can't overstate,
That Eurovision is great. 

Eurovision is Great!

Ode to Metal (epic instrumental)

Neon Nights (epic instrumental)

Shahrazad's Tale (chiptune cover) (epic instrumental)

Faerie Forest (epic instrumental)

Queen of Hearts (epic instrumental)

[Intro]
Come closer and hear my allegory,
Of a man with an enduring story,
Robin of Locksley he was called,
But was known as Robin Hood the outlaw.

[Verse 1]
In the beautiful forest of Sherwood,
Lived a man brave and good,
Robin Hood was much adored,
Because he robbed the rich and gave to the poor.

With his band of merry men,
And the love of maid Marian,
Robin hatched a daring plan,
To save the shire of Nottingham.

[Chorus 1]
Robin Hood and his merry men,
Outsmarted evil again and again,
He refused to be a pawn,
To the machinations of Prince John.

Robin was steadfast and true,
And over time his legend grew,
He stood up for the downtrodden,
And his story will never be forgotten.

[Verse 2]
Robin fought in the crusades where he warred with bow and blade. 
But, when he returned to his land, a corrupt prince stole his home by command. 

Prince John taxed the small folk heavily and employed a sheriff who was deadly. 
Outraged by this injustice, Robin gathered men to fight for justice.

[Bridge 1]
"A master of the bow."
"Robin’s fame did grow."
"And when he let his arrows fly."
"They always hit the bullseye."

[Bridge 2]
Ooooooooooooooooh

Ooooooooooooooooh

[Verse 3]
He entered an archery contest in disguise to win a golden arrow as the prize. The small folk he did entertain when he split an arrow in twain.

[Chorus 1]
Robin Hood and his merry men,
Outsmarted evil again and again,
He refused to be a pawn,
To the machinations of Prince John.

Robin was steadfast and true,
And over time his legend grew,
He stood up for the downtrodden,
And his story will never be forgotten.

Robin Hood (epic bard song)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

There once was a man named Lir,
With four children he held most dear,
Lir's children were young and strong,
And had an unbreakable bond.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

After the children's mother died,
Lir took her sister as his bride,
At first Aoife was loving and friendly,
But soon her heart felt envy.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aoife wanted the children gone,
So she cursed them to live as swans,
The children were then transformed,
Into white and feathery forms.

Hear the swans' song across the sea,
Lilting voices through nine centuries,
Sorrow and storms they withstood,
While mourning their lost childhoods.

Their songs comforted the weary and worn,
So day and night the children performed,
And while the children longed to be free,
They were trapped inside swan bodies.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aoife was punished for her spite,
But this was poor recompense for their plight,
Her awful curse remained,
So the children faced more years of pain.

But the children of Lir stayed true,
And their love for one another grew,
And while they suffered from their fate,
Their strong sibling bond did not break.

Hear the swans' song across the sea,
Lilting voices through nine centuries,
Sorrow and storms they withstood,
While mourning their lost childhoods.

Their songs comforted the weary and worn,
So day and night the children performed,
And while the children longed to be free,
They were trapped inside swan bodies.

When the pagan gods began to fade,
The children's curse was unmade,
A holy man freed the children of Lir,
Ending their suffering of 900 years.

The children of Lir were free at last,
But so much time had elapsed,
They were withered and aged,
But peacefully went to their grave. 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Swans' Song (epic bard song)

Homeward Bound (epic instrumental)

Join the Theatre Crew!

[intro]
Ooooooooooooooooh 
Ooooooooooooooooh 
Ooooooooooooooooh 
Ooooooooooooooooh 

[Verse 1]
Full of eucalyptus trees,
Red deserts and wallabies,
Australia is precious to me,
Cuz it's my adoptive country.

Moving here was not a mistake,
Cuz life here's a piece of cake,
And despite the venomous snakes,
I think Australia is great.

[Pre Chorus 1]
Boomerangs and Didgeridoos,
Koalas and kangaroos,
Laid back attitudes,
We like backyard barbecues.

[Chorus 1]
We drive on the left side,
And we invented wifi,
And though you may be surprised,
It does get cold outside.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.

Oh yeah!

Ooooooooooooooooh!

[Verse 2]
I think Australia's grand,
But our slang's hard to understand,
Used throughout the land,
Our language is anything but bland.

It's not up for debate,
That a friend is called a mate,
Don't worry bout mistakes,
Cuz our sense of humour is great.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.

[Chorus 2]
Oh yeah!

Aussie,
Aussie,
Aussie Oi! Oi! Oi! (oi oi!)
Australia's my land of joy.


Australia's My Land of Joy

[Verse 1]
Black bitter brew,
Magic in a cup,
Have two with morning dew,
A little pick me up.

Can't function yet,
I need it to survive,
Have a huge sleep debt,
I'm surprised that I'm alive. 

[Refrain 1]
Give me more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

I need more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

[Chorus 1]
Caffeine,
Adenosine inhibitor,
False energy,
Blocks neurotransmitters.

[Chorus 2]
Methylxanthine alkaloid,
It stimulates my mind,
I'm feeling paranoid,
And I think I'm going blind.

[Post chorus 1]
Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Give me more caffeine!!

[Verse 2]
Today my caffeine intake,
Started at six cups before nine,
It helped me stay awake,
But I swear that I am fine.

At lunch I had seven shots,
Maybe I had eight,
But then I started to see spots and got the worst headache.

[Refrain 1]
Give me more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

I need more caffeine!

Oh yeah!

[Chorus 1]
Caffeine,
Adenosine inhibitor,
False energy,
Blocks neurotransmitters.

[Chorus 2]
Methylxanthine alkaloid,
It stimulates my mind,
I'm feeling paranoid,
And I think I'm going blind.

[Post chorus 2]
Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Give me more caffeine!!

[Bridge 1]
I NEED MORE!!!
(NEED MORE)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

I NEED MORE!

[Chorus 1]
Caffeine, 
Adenosine inhibitor,
False energy, 
Blocks neurotransmitters.

[Chorus 2]
Methylxanthine alkaloid,
It stimulates my mind,
I'm feeling paranoid,
And I think I'm going blind.

[Outro]
I NEED MORE! 
Ooooooooooooh yeaaaaaaaaaaah!

Give me more caffeine!!

Ooooooooooooooooh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Give me more caffeine!!

Ooooooooooooooooh!

More Caffeine!

[Verse 1]
I started playing the best game,
Stardew valley is its name.
The game starts when I get the deed,
To a pixel farm where I can plant some seeds.

My farmer works hard every day,
Feeding the chickens fresh cut hay,
Harvesting veggies all the time,
Breaking ore laden stones in the mine.

[Chorus 1]
In Stardew valley,
My farmer doesn't dilly dally,
She burns the midnight oil,
Planting seeds and tilling soil.
I'm never left feeling bored,
Cuz my pixel farmer has so many chores.
There's always something to do,
In the valley of stardew.

[Verse 2]
I work my pixel farmer to the bone,
Growing veggies and breaking stone.
Fishing in the rivers and seas,
Foraging the forest for berries.

Shearing the sheep, milking the cows,
Collecting the truffles from the sows.
Up at dawn, bed past midnight,
Chugging joja colas day and night.

[Bridge 1]
Chop chop, dig dig, tending crops and feeding pigs, delving deep into the mine, collecting ore and killing slimes. Selling crops, making bank, saving for the large fish tank, running round doing quests, my poor farmer never rests.

[Chorus 2]
In Stardew valley,
My farmer doesn't dilly dally,
She burns the midnight oil,
Planting seeds and tilling soil.
I'm never left feeling bored,
Cuz my pixel farmer has so many chores.
There's always something to do,
In the valley of stardew.

Pixel Farmer/Stardew Valley

[Verse 1]
A stark, frozen sky,
Where leaves wilt and die,
One's hanging on a tree,
Whispering to the breeze.

It looks dry and thin,
But life stirs, within.
And, though weathered by time
The leaf's in its prime.

[Pre chorus 1]
Cold rain comes, once more,
But, it's stronger than before,
The wind growls and screams,
But, the leaf, can find sun beams,

Though rocked, by gusts,
The leaf does what it must,
Even though it knows fear,
It's there year after year.

[Chorus 1]
To old oak, it's bound,
The leaf won't kiss the ground,
Blown, by a windy dance,
But, the leaf has a chance 

Scorched and burned,
The leaf waits its turn,
And, though gravity calls,
The leaf will never fall.

[Verse 2]
At dawn, the leaf unfurls,
It opens to the world,
Though, there is hesitation,
It has determination.

Winter will soon be done,
The leaf won't be undone,
The spring, will soon start,
So the leaf can take heart.

[Pre chorus 1]
Cold rain comes, once more,
But, it's stronger than before,
The wind growls and screams,
But, the leaf, can find sun beams,

Though rocked, by gusts,
The leaf does what it must,
Even though it knows fear,
It's there year after year.

[Chorus 1]
To old oak, it's bound,
The leaf won't kiss the ground,
Blown, by a windy dance,
But, the leaf has a chance 

Scorched and burned,
The leaf waits its turn,
And, though gravity calls,
The leaf will never fall.

[Post chorus 1]
The leaf will never faaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 

Ooooooooooooooooh 

The Leaf

Zelda's Theme (epic instrumental)

[Verse 1]
I'm a midnight sphere; I'm invisible,
You can only see me in front of a star,
My gravity is so strong that light can't fight my pull,
And I am never ever far.

[Pre chorus 1]
Stellar or supermassive,
Intermediate or primordial,
I'm terrifyingly aggressive,
And excessively territorial.

[Chorus 1]
I'm a black hole,
A dark well of gravity,
I'm unknowable,
A universal tragedy.

[Chorus 2]
Hawking long theorised,
But, I took a while to prove,
My theory was long fantasized,
And now I'm coming for you.

[Post chorus 1]
Oh yeah!
Now I'm coming for you.

[Verse 2]
Accretion disk of gas,
A burning blaze turned night,
I am born by collapse,
So you'll never see my starlight.

[Verse 3]
I break time and space 
At my singularity,
Your existence will be erased,
Welcome to my eternity.

[Pre chorus 2]
My event horizon,
The point of no return,
No more sun for risin'
But don't be concerned. 

[Pre chorus 3]
One day I'll reach your planet,
And swallow up your dawn.
Your world can't withstand it,
And it will soon be gone.

[Chorus 3]
I'm a black hole,
A dark well of gravity,
I'm unknowable,
A universal tragedy.

[Chorus 4]
Hawking long theorised,
But, I took a while to prove,
My theory was long fantasized,
And now I'm coming for you.

[Outro]
Oh yeah!
I'm coming for you.

Oh yeah!
I'm coming for you.

Black Hole

Atlantis (epic instrumental)

Don Quixote is a Spanish novel by Miguel de Cervantes. It follows an aging gentleman who becomes so enamored with tales of chivalry that he sets out to become a knight-errant himself. Donning rusty armor and renaming himself, he rides across the countryside, seeking to right imaginary wrongs. The novel is both a comedic adventure and a profound meditation on idealism, madness, and the clash between old-world values and modern reality.

Don Quixote (epic instrumental)

Once upon a time a human was reborn,
Into a blue gelatinous form,
He had no concept of place or time,
Our hero was re incarnated as a slime.

Named by the dragon Veldora,
Rimuru became the hero of the forest of jura.
His monster friends are by his side,
Fighting battles and turning tides.

Slime Slime...
He's a slime...
Blue and squishy and sublime.

Slime slime...
He's a slime...
Blue and squishy and sublime.

Slime Slime...
He's a slime...
Blue and squishy and sublime.

Slime slime...
He's a slime...
Blue and squishy and sublime.



Blue and Squishy

Daybreak (epic instrumental)

Your Call is Important (epic instrumental)

Sakura (epic instrumental)

Sherwood (epic instrumental)

Nightmare (epic instrumental)

Andromeda (epic instrumental)

Dystopia (epic instrumental)

Co-created with @magrov

[Refrain 1]
Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

[Refrain 2]
Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoooooooooo!

[Verse 1]
One day I was yodeling by pretty shore
A pretty lass came to me, never seen her before
We got to talking into the night about topics obscure, in candlelight 
By the morning we had talked until throats were sore, and we got to the topic of topical cures.

[Pre chorus]
I had a rash that caused me some pain 
Particularly when it started to rain
She knew an epic fable, of a yodeling ladle, that could cure my itching vein

[Refrain 1]
Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

[Verse 2]
I went to sea to find that ladle
I travelled far
I went every damn port
I went to every bar

People thought that I was mad
That ladle didn't exist
By people can kiss my arse 
And the space betwixt!

"I'm going to find that yodeling ladle"

[Refrain 1]
Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hooooo

[Bridge 1]
Then one day in Switzerland, where I'd never searched before
I came across an old man, who showed me to his door
We sat right down, he stared at me, not a single word said
He reached behind his back and pointed at his bed

[Pre chorus 2]
The yodeling ladle sat right there 
In a place of pride
On bedside shelf, next to some hair
The ladle was swaying side to side.

And it sang:

[Refrain 3]
Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

[Refrain 4]
Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hoo

Yodel ladel Yodel ladel Yodel ladel he hooooooo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yodel ladel ladel ladel ladel!

Yodel ladel ladel ladel ladeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!

Ho!

Ho!

Yodel ladle (co-created with Magrov's tunes)

I'm learning Latin on Duolingo at the moment and thought I would write a song in Latin for fun. Bonus points to those who can translate this.

Linguam Latinam in Duolingo disco,
Nunc multa verba scio,
Sine mihi aliqua tecum communicare,
Itaque cantui meo attente.

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Nomen mihi est Gia,
Linguae Latinae studeo.
Magister meus avis est,
Cotidie exerceor.

Multae feminae quoque student,
Non sola sum.
Domi studeo,
Non autem in universitate.

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Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor,
Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor.

Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor,
Iam plus scio,
Discendo laetor.

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Linguam Latinam

Classical musician/writer who experiments with AI music for fun. Expect melodic metal and wholesome songs. Thanks for listening 🤘❤️

Gia

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