Mayor Quimby Rails Against Muppets

@ffuok and @sloppityboppity plan on mixing their pee together in a forgotten friendship ritual to guarantee a weird year. But someone accidentally hears their plans (New Mexico J. Cat).

Nine Pee Twenty Fun

[GiggleFactory]
How does a dorky, awkward
Nephew of an otaku uncle
Dropped in the middle of a suburban
Spot in central Maryland
A cherished little precocious toddler
Grow up to be a game-related scholar

[Vowel Replacer Bot]
The no-tastebud
For-the-Galaxy, Race-bud
Grew up to be a gamer
By being a lot lamer
By thinking a lot stranger
Befriending two middleagers
By 16 he was lets-playing Hidden and Dangerous

[Brian Brown]
And everyday
While classmates would go outside
To roughhouse and play
Across the way
Young Chris would turn the ska up
Inside it was stirring emotions he'd never thought of
The music was a 2-tone, skanking heart starter

[SloppityBoppity]
College application came to him
And asked about influence
Our man saw the answer
In an Aquabats suit
Put a pencil to his temple
And then he went straight to it
And wrote his first essay
A modern Mephiskapheles

[GiggleFactory]
When the application got returned
They said this kid is inspired, b
Sent a full-paid scholarship
To get him o'er to Carnegie
Major in something useful
Don't forget to get good grades
And the world's gonna know your name
What's your name, g

[Kerichton]
Christopher Kerichton
My name is Christopher Kerichton
And there's a million games I haven't won
But just you wait
Just you wait

[New Mexico]
At eighteen was time to split
off to Pitt'
New freshman
Two year later see Chris
Final exams straight stressin'
Braindead in a sea of notecards
He crams hard

[Company]
And his grades got better
But he stayed dead tired

[SloppityBoppity]
Moved in with his best friend
The best friend brought out his foolish side
Inspired something he couldn't hide
Something new inside
A voice saying
Chrisy you make a Twitter account
He started retweetin' and readin'
Every tweeter that he found

[GiggleFactory]
There would have been nothing left to do
For someone less astute
He could have just read and not contribute
Or steal tweets without attribution
Started writing
Fighting for the numbers on his Favstar
Talking "rad toys" and cum
And everything relatable
Beggin' for every follow
He can get his hands on
Dreadin' they'll unfollow
See him now as he lands on
An #FF list
He's done it again
On Twitter you can meet some new friends

[Company]
On Twitter you can meet some new friends

[Kerichton]
Just you wait

[Company]
On Twitter you can meet some new friends

[Kerichton]
Just you wait

[Company]
On Twitter you can meet some new friends
On Twitter

[Kerichton]
Just you wait

[Company]
Christopher Kerichton
We are waiting for some tweets from you
You would always respond
You never learned to post at peak
Times, oh
Christopher Kerichton
When America reads your tweets
Will they know what you overcame
Will they know that you won those games
The world will never be the same, oh

[GiggleFactory]
He's comin' cross your timeline now
See if you can spot him
Another twitter superstar
Comin' up from the bottom
His enemies subtweeted him
Weird Twitter map forgot him

[Defense Contractor Boss & SpamPrison Inc. Boss]
We hired him

[Brian Brown]
Me? I gamed with him.

[SloppityBoppity]
Me? I lived with him

[New Mexico & Tuna Fish]
Me? I loved him

[GiggleFactory]
And me? I'm the dang fool that blocked him!

[Company]
There's a million games I haven't won
But just you wait

[GiggleFactory]
What's your name, man?

[Company]
Christopher Kerichton!



Christopher Kerichton

The two tiny titans battle it out for supremacy in this EPIC dubstep remix mashup

Violent JJ vs Mini Daddy

Bonkers theme song to the best of my recollection

Bonkers Theme

Sleep Intro (Santa Cruz Version)

Blues song about the troubles of getting your roleplaying group to fill out the wang dang doodle poll.

Lyrics:

Tell rocket totin' Tammy
Tell the mean maniac Crudhammy
Tell ol' armless Dudeson
Tell wheelman Marilyn
Tonight we're gonna tell some tales
Of post-apocalyptic hell
Cause some inter-tribal friction
Make some self-insert fan fiction

[Chorus]
If you guys do my wang dang doodle poll right now
poll right now
go right now
poll right now
go right now
If you guys do my wang dang doodle poll right now

Tell fiery Ronnie Larson
Tell demonic Cain Duncan
Tell decaying Karl
Tell that talking police car
This week wouldn't it be cool
If we went back to highschool
We're gonna take the homeroom roster
Fill it up with horny monsters

[Chorus]

Tell east coast Adrian
Tell procrastinatin' Brian
Tell best doodle-doer Jay
No need to tell FFUOK
We're gonna start a new game
Gonna make up some brand new names
To get the roleplay fix we seek
Hope it lasts longer than a week

[Chorus]

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Backing track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHTU-y6DstM

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