Missing Tracks:
WILLO WONDER - Misunderstood
JOHN MOUSE - Tough Day for the Trains
HARRI ENDERSBY - Stay Awhile
P.O.P.E - I Am Not
EMOTIONAL RESCUE feat THE NEW DUNDEE HORNS - The Rib Tickler
LIZABETT RUSSO - You May Go Further and Find Worse

March 2017 Musings

London's 'mummycore kitchenpunx' I, Doris have re-written REM's classic 'It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)' to reflect the dystopian sh*tshow of the past couple of years.

Check out the lyric video here – 
https://youtu.be/N8CHMubH0X4

The song is released amongst 39 other REM covers – all recorded by UK independent artists – for a compilation called 'A Carnival of Sorts'. Put together by the God Is In The TV blog, the compilation will be available to buy for £6 on Bandcamp, with all proceeds going to UK charity Help Musicians. REM themselves have shown support for the compilation by sharing the details with an encouraging message on Twitter.

https://godisinthetvzine.bandcamp.com/album/a-carnival-of-sorts-an-r-e-m-covers-compilation

About I, Doris:
I, Doris are Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris and (occasionally) Doris – mummycore kitchenpunx, playing DIY pop songs about their everyday/middleaged/queer lives. 
"unmissable... they take a glittering disco punk meat cleaver to the gender challenges that no-one else is talking about" - Kitmonsters

The song's lyrics were penned by Bass Doris, aka Cassie Fox, who also runs the LOUD WOMEN organisation. Earlier this summer Fox wrote the charity song 'Reclaim These Streets' and brought together a supergroup of 64 female and non-binary artists in what Radio X's John Kennedy described as a "feminist Band Aid", to raise awareness of women's safety concerns, and money for Women's Aid.

I, Doris – and the Loud Women supergroup behind 'Reclaim These Streets' – will perform at this year's LOUD WOMEN Festival on 18 September 2021 at Venue 229, central London. www.loudwomen.org/fest

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) (2021 Edit) by I, Doris

“This song is dedicated to all the new friends we’ve made in ladies loos over the years! Often on a big night out we end up spending ages chatting to whoever’s in there, putting the world to rights in a place where we can actually hear to talk, helping a sister out with an emotional crisis, giving relationship advice … and blokes think we’re just having a wee! There’s a lot that goes on in the ladies.”

In The Ladies

When I'm home alone it's arousing
I find I'm private internet browsing
I just let my fingers do the walking
Double-click my mouse
when I am gusset typing
If I want it done properly
I do it myself
Party for one
It's a menage a moi
Strum out with my clam out
Playing on my clit-ar
I do the Kit Kat shuffle
while I'm flicking the bean
Banging out a rhythm on my tambourine yeah
If I want it done properly
I do it myself
(instrumental)
Dial my rotary phone
It's taco tuesday
Plunge my clunge
Got a date with Fanny Mae
Fucking without complications
We all love masturbation
If I want it done properly
I do it myself
I do it myself etc

Do It Myself

This song is based on a true story of Doris' cheating toerag ex. A cautionary tale to Dorisses everywhere to trust your gut if something about what your man says doesn't smell right. 

The accompanying video reveals the full story behind that 'distracted boyfriend' meme - https://youtu.be/hT1vqDhSfEM

I, Doris

Does Your Girlfriend Know You're Here?

It’s the wonder-drug on everyone’s tongues right now …

On 16 June, London-based mummycore kitchenpunk band I, Doris release their latest single, 'HRT' – a ridiculously catchy poppy-post-punk banger with a powerful message about gynecological healthcare. It comes with a superfun accompanying music video, during the filming of which two Dorisses got themselves thrown out of Brixton’s TK Maxx store. (They regret nothing.)

'HRT' marks the gold standard of I, Doris’ hallmark biting humour and feminist commentary. With its driving bassline, catchy keytar bop and enormous guitar riffs, the song speaks to the frustrations and challenges of navigating the healthcare system, particularly when it comes to access to hormone replacement therapy.

"So many people with wombs face an uphill battle in obtaining the healthcare they need. 'HRT' is about the struggle to be taken seriously and the fight to access the care we need to live our lives on our own terms. Also, it’s a disco banger. Now, what was I just saying?"

Despite the serious subject matter, 'HRT' is full of punk rock fun and humour, with playful lyrics and an instant singalong chorus. The accompanying music video, directed by talented filmmaker Minni Moody, features a cast of hormone replacement therapy users of all genders, who come together to create a powerful visual representation of the song's themes of resilience and rebellion.

Parts of the video were filmed guerrilla style in TK Maxx in Brixton, with band members Doris and Doris captured being removed from the store, adding to the rebellious spirit of the song. The video also sees the band (a six-Doris lineup) recording the song in Brixton Hill Studios, with their producer Stephen Gilchrist also being roped in to play the part of “The Doctor”.

I, Doris formed in 2017 and consists of a large collective, all known on stage by the moniker Doris, including vocalist/bassist Cassie Fox (who is also the founder of the LOUD WOMEN organisation), Vic Workman, Charlotte Burke, Abby Weth, Lucy Morgan and Kate Wozza. The band's hilarious but unapologetically feminist lyrics and high-entertainment live performances have earned them a loyal following and critical acclaim.

Live dates:
27 May – Bearded Theory festival
24 June – HRT single launch gig at The Windmill, Brixton (with Les Futiles + The Untitled Band Project + The Menopause Army + more)
4 August – Rebellion Festival (Opera stage)
5 August – Brighton Pride (Queertown stage)
16 Sept – LOUD WOMEN Fest, Rich Mix

Lyrics for HRT 
 
I’m having panic attacks in TK Maxx
In between the irons and the laundry racks
Sweating like a turkey on Christmas Eve
But my boss says no way to sick leave
I have needs
(Now where'd I put my keys?)
 
These procrastinations give me palpitations
My oestrogen receptors having aggravations
Sweating like Theresa in a field of wheat
Trouble from my loaf to my plates of meat
I have needs
(Now where'd I put my keys?)
 
Disco dancing on my pelvic floor
What d’I come in this room for?
 
Doctor doctor what's wrong with me
I haven’t finished rocking at forty-three
Slap me on a patch cos I wanna par-tee
Just give me therapy and HRT
HRT
I have needs
HRT
I have needs
  
It should be unlawful to feel this awful
The factors causal, perimenopausal
sweating like a Doris without HRT
Sahara desert up my wizard's sleeve,
I have needs
(Now where'd I put my keys?)
 
Disco dancing on my pelvic floor
What d’I come in this room for?
 
Doctor doctor what's wrong with me
I haven’t finished rocking at fifty-three
Slap me on a patch cos I wanna par-tee
Just give me therapy and HRT
HRT
I have needs
HRT
I have needs
 
(Instrumental)
 
Disco dancing on my pelvic floor
What d’I come in this room for?
 
Doctor doctor what's wrong with me
I haven’t finished rocking at sixty-three
Slap me on a patch cos I wanna par-tee
Just give me therapy and HRT
HRT
I have needs
HRT
I have needs

Mummycore sheroes I, Doris have teamed up with punk legend Dunstan Bruce (Chumbawamba, Interrobang?!) on 'Not Done Yet' – a rallying cry for those of us whose bodies are getting older but whose minds still crave excitement, action and revolution!

Chances to see I, Doris and Dunstan Bruce performing live:
21 June – The Prince Albert, Brighton (with Kathy Valentine's The Bluebonnets, The Priscillas and Cowz)
23 June matinee at The Lexington London (with 14 Iced Bears and Milky Wimpshake)
4 August – Rebellion Festival (Opera stage)
7 Sept – LOUD WOMEN Fest, Rich Mix

Not Done Yet (Feat. Dunstan Bruce)

Mummycore sheroes I, Doris present a body-positive garage-surf anthem – for those of us who need a reminder that every body is 'beach body ready'.

The Dorisses are getting set for something of a world tour as they're headed to the beaches of Sydney and Melbourne this December!

This is double-single release – check out French language version 'Corps de Plage Prêt'.

A glorious video accompanies the releases, filmed this summer on the beaches of Blackpool and Brittany, and featuring a cameo by upcoming Hull's riot grrrl teen band WENCH!

The band play:
The Lexington on 4 Oct – the LOUD WOMEN 10th Birthday Party, with Yakkie
Sound Lounge Sutton on 11 Oct – supporting Chris Difford (of Squeeze)
7 Dec Sydney 
14 Dec Melbourne 



Beach Body Ready

Mummycore sheroes I, Doris present a body-positive garage-surf anthem in (inexplicably) French – for those of us who need a reminder that 'tout le monde est prêt pour la plage!'.

The Dorisses are getting set for something of a world tour as they're headed to the beaches of Sydney and Melbourne this December!

This is double-single release – check out English language version 'Beach Body Ready'.

A glorious video accompanies the releases, filmed this summer on the beaches of Blackpool and Brittany, and featuring a cameo by Hull's upcoming riot grrrl teen band WENCH!

The band play:
The Lexington on 4 Oct – the LOUD WOMEN 10th Birthday Party
Sound Lounge Sutton on 11 Oct – supporting Chris Difford (of Squeeze)
7 Dec Sydney 
14 Dec Melbourne

Corps de Plage Prêt

Debut Single.  Buy it from http://stephenevens.bandcamp.com

Evil Twin

I'm a sucker for punishment.
These words are a testament to
the cigarette burns on my chest.
Like medals from a war.
Despite what you believe
I'd like less spite with my sweetness. 

She said "I love you pieces,
but we can never be friends."
She said "I'll love you more than the next man
who creeps in my bed."

I looked her in the eyes and then I said;

"Would you do me wrong tonight?
I am a thorn, you've got the side.
Do you leave here with this itch 
that tells you I am not the one?
Would you do me wrong if I
was a thorn stuck in your side?
I'd leave you with this gift 
of hopeless thoughts and move along."

Do me wrong.

I'm a sucker for punishment
lying listless on your bedroom floor.
I was torn into pieces,
but I've been broken before.
Despite what you believe
I'd like less spite with my sweetness. 

She said "I wanted you forever,
but not the voices in your head"
I said "I'm sure you'll find another deadbeat
to share your bed."

I raised an eyebrow and then I went:


"Would you do me wrong tonight?
I am a thorn, you've got the side.
Do you leave here with this itch 
that tells you I am not the one?
Would you do me wrong if I
was a thorn stuck in your side?
I'd leave you with this gift 
of hopeless thoughts and move along."

Do me wrong.


Art Of Dying Young / Do Me Wrong

Do Me Wrong

From the band's album "Accidents and Pretty Girls" - due for release in Feb 2017. 

For the full press release, click here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/wjug1xpmarcrd1e/The%20Bookshop%20Band%20PRESS%20RELEASE%20ACCIDENTS.pdf?dl=0

Accidents and Pretty Girls

How Not To Woo A Woman

How Not To Woo A Woman (inspired by The Unlikely Pilgrimage Of Harold Fry, by Rachel Joyce)

iTunes: https://goo.gl/uuLqbz
Spotify: https://goo.gl/7x2qFO
Google Play: https://goo.gl/fAUydC
Amazon: https://goo.gl/iWsjeu
Soundcloud: https://goo.gl/3vxCYw

Music & Lyrics Composed By Clements/Fisher
Produced, engineered and mixed by Tim Felton (Seeland/Broadcast)
Mastered by Jon Astley - Close To The Edge

Artwork by Ian Richards - http://www.heavyobject.com/
Funded by WERK - http://www.werk.org.uk/

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