Leopard Thong

The old Unsubscribe Podcast theme song named "Eli, Baddie, and Donut".

But Baddie has been gone for like a year and now they got Brandon and Nic so I figured they need a new theme song without the host's names.

Worked in the word "cum" a few times.

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*this song is dedicated to all the shit that will never be the same again*

Lyrics:
where's the fucking remote control
lets get this shit show back on the road
growing the family wherever we go
unlearn the things that you know- come on

in the trenches we lay with the dead
breaking bread with all the single serving friends
never say that you can't cause you can- you're a man- here you am
savor the life in your fucking hands

there's still fire in this blood
big expensive tractor stuck in the mud
showing signs of lines in the sides of my eyes
existential terror intensifies

rewind- drift back through time
can we please go back to the start
i'm afraid i missed the best part
can we do it over again
i wanna see all my dead friends
could we have done it differently
or is this what was meant to be
i wanna say to myself what i needed to hear
but i know it would have fell on deaf ears

so say goodbye
but i'm still alive
i'm gonna make the most of the rest of my time on this ride
fuck it

i took a look in the mirror- and there was staring at me
and older version of myself than i expected to see

i took a look in the mirror- and there was staring at me
and older version of myself than i expected to see

time flies by- years pass in the blink of an eye
so many people we loved are gone and the rest are just waiting to die

i left the theater and went to the bathroom to bump and then out to the parking lot for a smoke and to cash-out a bowl- then back to the snack bar to fill up my coke

come back to my seat but the theater is empty
it's just the janitors up in there with me
and there's nothing playing on the big tv screen
when i was doing my thing i went and missed the ending-
of the movie of my life
grab your time displacement device
we're gonna rewind this motherfucker tonight
everybody press Back at the same time

rewind
can we please go back to the start
i'm afraid i missed the best part
can we do it over again
i wanna see all my dead friends
could we have done it differently
or is this what was meant to be
i wanna say to myself what i needed to hear
but i know it would have fell on deaf ears

so say goodbye
but i'm still alive
i'm gonna make the most of the rest of my time on this ride
fuck it

where's the fucking remote control
where's the fucking remote control
where's the fucking remote control
where's the fucking remote control

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