So, I realized I am pretty much a grandma. And I wrote a song about it.

LYRICS

The other day I IM'd an exboyfriend,
And I'll admit he's still pretty damn cute,
He said "Oh hey it's you." and I said "Hey so how are you?"
His message took forever and it read:
"I met a girl some months ago,
She's pretty great and, I don't know...
We really are a perfect match,
And she said that I'm quite a catch,
She had me ever since she said 'hello.'"
My reply took awhile too, so then he said 
"So how are you?"
I passed his question up and hit return...

You're so cute, I wish I was your grandma,
I'd pinch your cheeks and bake you lemon squares,
I don't care if we have a past, and I'm not sorry that I asked,
Your cloying love is more than I can bare.

A week ago I was on a site called Twitter,
Talking to a friend who had the blues,
She said "People are rude" and I said
"So what happened, dude?" 
She favorited my Tweet and then replied:
"I went to Kohl's and there I was,
Standing somewhere near the bras,
Old ladies came and glared at me,
They wouldn't go and let me be,
So I ignored them like a good girl does."
Well, old ladies can be rude sometimes, and so I thought along the lines
Of asking to adopt her so I said...

You're so cute, I wish I was your grandma,
I'd pinch your cheeks and bake you lemon squares,
And we'd go shopping anywhere, 
And I'd punch people that would stare,
You're cute-ass style is more than I can bare.

Grandma

Dad used to sing the first verse from this to my sister and I as a lullaby.

You Are My Sunshine

Forget Me

SHIIIIT

A friend asked me once if I knew all the words to You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet by Bachman-Turner Overdrive. Of course, I did, because I know all classic rock, but I had such a hard time singing it because of the stuttering. I know the backstory as to WHY Richard stuttered on this song, but I kind of wanted to cover it anyway.

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