Faeces

Gladys tries to purchase some penis birthday candles for her sons birthday.

Birthday Candles

Gladys needs some shoe polish from Mister Minit for a wedding. 

Shoe Polish

Kelloggs 1

Kelloggs 2

My Evil Homosexual Son recorded me singing a track from my forthcoming EP. I had no idea as I was out setting traps for the neighbours pets that have been wetting on my pansys in the garden. I was just practicing so please don’t hold it against me for being of poor quality and not as fancy as I would prefer. If you choose to hold it against me I’ll cut you up. Real Bad. I’ll be knitting you a fucking coffin!

Knitting in the Name Of

Gladys Calls Readers Digest Clone Magnamail to Claim her $20,000

Gladys Worthington Calls MagnaFail

I’m an old bitter lesbian grand mother who wants to shove my fist up all your naughty anal caves.