This isn't quite the one that started it all, but it was my first hit. And by that I mean my internet friends liked it.

Yes, I Have A Flea

I Am A Vegan Who Eats Murdered Fish

A lot of things in life are like a lot of other things. Specifically, our relationship.

Meta for (pop)sicle

Turtles Don't Have Feelings

I wrote this song because I "needed to appeal to a broader audience," whatever that means. Made sure to include a lot of references to pop culture, first world problems, etc etc. I think the kids will love it.

Par T Is Were Its @ (warning: extra annoying)

You'll be honored to say you knew me before I was famous.

Gloria Layne