GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 -  Antireligious (Keller Synth Demo 2023)

Goatcrusader / Exenkrieger8000 - Hail the Master Dragon SPLIT

Technotilian - intro

Technotilian - Alpha Draconian

Technotilian - Rave in King Koopas Castle

Technotilian - The Glory of Lizard Army

Technotilian - Antihuman Raver

Technotilian - Reptilian Supremacy

Technotilian - Let's Dance

Technotilian - Outro

from my Tänzelcore tape “Noisewar” by my side project Noisewarrior

Noisewarrior - Time To Dance (Tänzelcore 2025)

probably the only Listenable song i made during this time period i made the beat too on garageband

Immortal Cloak - The Light (2021)

3X3NKAISER - M4SS D3STRVCTi0N R4VE!

PLAGUE - REPTILIAN BORG ASSIMILATION

3x3nkaiser - SP3LLZ 0F TH3 LiZ4RDWiZ4RD

PLAGUE - HEAVENS GATE

3X3NKAISER - MY 3T3RN4L KiNGD0M

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Imperial Dragon Cult

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Reptilian Might

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Possessed By the Lizard God

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Black Mass of the Grand Master Dragon

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Mutiliation

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Battle of Yoshi's Island

GRANDLiZ4RDWiZ4RD666 - Ascending to Agartha

in an alternate timeline, where Lizard Army has fully taken over the Soprano Family in New Jersey. 

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY 

TONY SOPRANO: (flicks cigar ash, leans back in his chair)
You know, I been thinkin’… this whole “Lizard Army” thing? It ain’t so different from the Family. You got your soldiers, your capos, your spiritual homeland — what’s it called again, Pauly?

PAULIE: (scratches head)
Alpha… somethin’. Alpha Doritos?

SILVIO:
Alpha Draconis, you mook. It’s like their Agartha or whatever the hell.

CHRISSY:
I’m just sayin’, T. If we had a base on another planet, we wouldn’t be botherin’ with this North Jersey garbage. No Guma drama, no RICO charges — just me, a plasma pistol, and a fleet of lizard soldiers.

TONY:
Yeah, until you start skimmin’ the intergalactic profits again, huh? Then Jetro the Lizard God sends a bolt of lightnin’ up your ass.

(laughter around the table)

PAULIE:
Hey, I respect this Jetro guy. Any deity that’s half reptile, half mob boss, I’m in. You think he takes envelopes on Sundays?

SILVIO:
Yeah, long as you don’t stiff him on the offering. Heard one guy tried payin’ in Bitcoin — they found his spaceship floatin’ near Neptune with claw marks on it.

TONY: (leans forward, voice lowers)
Let me tell ya somethin’. Whether it’s the Family… or the Lizard Army… it’s all the same game. You don’t play poker to win — you play to see who flinches. Who folds under pressure. Who’s got the cold blood to keep starin’ while the other guy sweats.

(he slaps his cards down — royal flush in fangs and scales)

That’s why I like the lizards. Cold-blooded, organized, loyal. None of this “emotional” crap. Humans cry!

(grins, takes the pot)

Now, Chrissy — pour me another scotch. And if I see one of you freakin’ Alpha Draconians touch the gabagool again, I’m callin’ a council with Jetro himself.

PAULIE:
Hah! “Council of Scales.” I like the sound’a that.

SILVIO:
Forgetaboutit. Long as the money’s green, I’ll hail Bowser or whoever the hell they want.

(Tony raises his glass, smirking)

TONY:
To the Lizard Army. Cold blood, warm hearts… and no rats in the ranks.

ALL:
Hail Bowser!

AM3RiC4NLiZ4RDKiNG - Secret Reptilia Mafia Poker Game in NJ (parody)

Lizard Army beatboxing (parody)

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