Two powerful leaders met beneath the hot Jeddah sun to discuss oil and killing and friendship.

One of the leaders rules a tyrannical regime which funds terrorists, murders journalists, suppresses civil rights and commits war crimes. The other, the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, is no better.

They greeted not with the traditional handshake, nor with a stern finger wag from the American for the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi, but with the most epic fistbump in the history of civilization.

Since the invention of the fistbump there have been none so pure, so affectionate, so expressive of perfect union and harmony. Observers said they thought they heard angels singing.

Where their two fists connected, their souls merged. Their eyes locked with an intimacy poets and lovers have spent their whole lives trying to capture. Their dick chakras burned with the intensity of a thousand stars.

"This is who we are," the fistbump roared to the heavens. "This is who we have always been. Our sacred bond presides over an empire that is fueled by oil and blood, and we rule as one in holy communion with the great kings of old. Nothing shall ever come between us: not bone saw nor mass beheading nor strained lip service to human rights values on the presidential campaign trail."

Time froze as the two joined fists in genocidal matrimony, flashing coy grins at each other upon a mountain of Yemeni corpses and the tortured bones of Syria. Their faces turned to skulls. Doves with red-stained feathers filled the air.

And the Marxists of the world say "If only we could one day capture that kind of class solidarity."

And the wives of the world say "If only he would one day look at me like that."

And the arms manufacturers of the world say "Hoo hoo yeah buddy boy this is gonna be great let's go snort coke off a Tomahawk missile."

And the hidden saints say "Something's gotta give here."

And the world rotates on the axis of those two joined fists into ecocide and atrocity and Google Hollywood McDystopia.

And the imperial juggernaut marches on, and the Earth spins off into the blackness, and we all hold hands and look to providence as we plunge into an increasingly strange Unknown.

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Reading by Tim Foley.

The Fistbump Heard Round The World

It is possible that our descendents will look back on humanity's existence on this planet from prehistoric times up until this crucial present moment as a kind of bridge between animal life and a new terrestrial expression that isn't driven by the unconscious conditioning patterns that have driven the movements of every species on this planet from the very first single-celled organisms onward. That what we're experiencing right now at this critical juncture is what it looks like before the emergence of the Earth's first conscious species.

Reading by Tim Foley.

Our Challenge Is To Transcend Our Evolutionary Ape Heritage

This civilization is the set of the Truman Show, and we are all Truman.

Reading by Tim Foley.

We've Been Lied To Our Whole Lives About Everything That Matters

Failing to learn from history is one thing; failing to learn even from the last five months is quite another. Pelosi and whoever's orchestrating her trip should abort those plans immediately, because the dangers that are being toyed with here are not worth the moral victory of being able to say that China didn't make you swerve in the stupidest game of "chicken" that has ever been played.

Reading by Tim Foley.

China Is Issuing The Same "Red Line" Warnings About Taiwan That Russia Issued About Ukraine

Alan MacLeod has a new article out with Mintpress News showing how most of the supposedly independent "fact-checking" organizations which Facebook has partnered with to police the information people are allowed to see on the platform about the war in Ukraine are, in fact, funded by the United States government.

Reading by Tim Foley.

New Media Are As Intertwined With Imperial Power As Old Media

Canadian activist Susan Standfield discusses the "pandemic" racket and how the so-called health emergency was highly organized and large-scale financial fraud. The English-speaking Western countries are the hardest hit by the looming financial collapse as the new and alternative financial system is being built in the East. She discusses the cashless society and believes Brexit may have triggered the pandemic. She is trying to raise millions in capital in order to assist the freedom community.

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About Susan Standfield
Susan Standfield grew up in 1970's Vancouver in a neighbourhood called Shaughnessy where her father also grew up in the 1940's five blocks away. Her English ancestors The Tolpuddle Martyrs inspired both the trade union and Suffragette movement by standing up for labour rights in Tolpuddle, Dorset England post French Revolution. She has a Bachelor of Arts from Queen's University at Kingston, has lived and worked all over Africa, and is a mom of 2 and currently lives near Manchester. On April 12 2020 she started the NO MORE LOCKDOWNS marches in Vancouver and designed tshirts to replace the income her family lost from public health crimes in BC. She designs justice to inspire women and moms to step into leadership in their own authentic and unique way.

*Podcast intro music is from the song "The Queens Jig" by "Musicke & Mirth" from their album "Music for Two Lyra Viols": http://musicke-mirth.de/en/recordings.html (available on iTunes or Amazon)

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