I am not an artist
I cannot draw your face
I’m no orthodontist 
No nitrous oxide tank
 
I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
That is true 
I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
without you without you
 
I am not an artist
No universal truth
I can try my hardest
But I’m not sure I do

I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
That is true 
I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
without you without you
 
I am not an artist
I’ve got little to express 
I could never concretize
My weary emptiness  

I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
That is true 
I am nothing 
I am nothing I am nothing
without you without you

I am not an artist
I got no undertones
No motif or aesthetic  
But I hope you like the show

I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
That is true 
I am nothing I am nothing 
I am nothing
without you without you

I am Not an Artist

No food 
no fuel 
no automation

No new cars
No guitars
No acceleration

No garment bag
No going stag
No communication 

No flamingo 
Farm to feed ‘Oh!’
No exaggeration
No sensation
No hesitation

No puns
No pans
No alliteration

No more class 
No soft packs
No illumination  
 
No bars
No bags
No commiseration 

No transcends
No Depends
No fermentation
No animation
No relaxation

Everthing Must Go #8 update - 8:21:24, 12.08 PM

A moose got loose on south street
He’s standing 10 feet high
He swallowed half a plot 
at a garden down on 9th

I swear he’s from the north
Got a sister up in Maine
Don’t you dare call him deer
Bullwinkle ain’t his name

A moose got loose on south street 
There’s rumors man all night
They caught him down by Rita’s 
Tagging Carrie Boo 4 Life

He’s obviously hurting
If you cross him bow your head
He’s weaving on the sidewalk
Those antlers got a spread 

A moose got loose on south street 
You better hold on tight
He’s looking awfully omnivore
Got a poodle in his sight

The business district loves it
An uptick’s on its way
The baker’s got a special  
Free chocolate mousse today

A Moose Got Loose On South Street +

There’s a whole mask culture 
Take me there
There’s a whole mask culture 
Eyes and hair
There’s a whole mask culture 
Scream and shout
Its modesty will knock you out

There’s a whole mask culture 
It’s a whole mass culture 
There’s a whole mask culture 
It’s a whole mass culture
Which one of you’s the mulcher?

There’s a whole mask culture 
Fashion forward 
There’s a whole mask culture 
Taking orders
There’s a whole mask culture
They’re incognito
There’s a whole mask culture
They like Tarantino 

There’s a whole mask culture 
It’s a whole mass culture 
There’s a whole mask culture 
It’s a whole mass culture 
Which one of you’s the mulcher?

There’s a whole mask culture
Duty clear
There’s a whole mask culture
Bred in fear
There’s a whole mask culture
Right or wrong
There’s a whole mask culture
Sing the song 

There’s a whole mask culture 
It’s a whole mass culture 
There’s a whole mask culture 
It’s a whole mass culture 
Which one of you’s the mulcher?

Mask Culture +

You brought me down to earth 
Thanks a lot  
That Fish Stick moving
slow like ocean knots

Zeitgeist grant me mercy 
by the ton
Fighting Glad it’s like 
I can’t go on

Upgrade me Upgrade me Upgrade me
If it makes you date me 
Upgrade me Upgrade me 
Anything you see
Upgrade me Upgrade me Upgrade me
If it makes you date me 

History has got us by the balls 
A fetish 
That we can’t 
improve upon

Laws of land and space
Are vengeful gods
Who needs a travel visa
To the stars

Upgrade me Upgrade me Upgrade me
If it makes you date me 
Upgrade me Upgrade me 
Anything you see
Upgrade me Upgrade me Upgrade me
If it makes you date me 

An arrow split the sky
And made you fall
It was a Mega-City 
Free for all

Alpha Puncture me 
from tip to tail
Whatever upgrade
Puts me next to you

Upgrade me Upgrade me Upgrade me
If it makes you date me 
Upgrade me Upgrade me 
Anything you see
Upgrade me Upgrade me Upgrade me
If it makes you date me

Upgrade Me

HD 
There You Are
You’re Mega-City’s
Brightest star

HD
That Sheena Bean
Her petty party
Don’t get me started 

HD
Combat ready
Trained and taut 
You take them all
  
HD 
Join me at the FAB
Join me at the SAB
You’re my glad most Rad
The baddest Glad in town 

Drop the hammer down
Drop the hammer down
Drop the hammer down

HD
The living legend
Strong of heart
Celestial armor 

HD
You’re #1 
Luscious Scipio 
The cat’s a bum

HD 
Arena Bound
You are the toast 
Of light and sound 

HD 
Join me at the FAB
Join me at the SAB
You’re my glad most Rad
The baddest Glad in town 

Drop the hammer down
Drop the hammer down
Drop the hammer down

HD 
My FightLight’s on
The Drones are waiting 
Like Everyone 

HD
My DB duty 
Your dignitas 
Mean you’re the boss

HD
You’re tactic strong
I watch you win 
all day long

HD 
Join me at the FAB
Join me at the SAB
You’re my glad most Rad
The baddest Glad in town 

Drop the hammer down

Ode to HD

Call me oddball egghead lout
By the Zeitgeist knock me out
Break my finger crack a tooth
What can I do 
to say sorry to you

Sorry Sorry Sorry 
HD
Sorry Sorry 
Sorry wouldn’t be good enough for me

Steal my armlets hide my code
Scream I’m garbage break a toe
Perma-stain my best ScrimCoat
Just don’t leave me 
by the 
side of the road

Sorry Sorry Sorry 
HD
Sorry Sorry 
Sorry wouldn’t be good enough for me

Say I’m worthless tell your friends
Banish me to weightlessness
Brand me textbook counterfeit 
And forgive 
this piece of shit

Sorry Sorry Sorry 
HD
Sorry Sorry 
Sorry wouldn’t be good enough for me

What Can I Do (to say sorry to you)

Consolation take a knee
Well-adjusted can’t you see
Proceeding independently
‘Yes and’ away the mystery

I bury you I bury you
I bury you it’s what I do
I bury you I bury you
I bury you and you can too

Years and years I dressed the part
Confident not torn apart
Textbook normal hand on heart
Bolognese boloney brät

I bury you I bury you
I bury you it’s what I do
I bury you I bury you
I bury you and you can too

Read the room it’s crystal clear
Sailboat shirt is good in here
It’s easy if I have no fear
I’m Bugs Bunny’s lucky ear

I bury you I bury you
I bury you it’s what I do
I bury you I bury you
I bury you and you can too

I Bury You - 7:5:24, 3.05 PM

Well, justice was invented
With a poly carbon core     
Fairness in all fairness
Did not sweep ashore
We believe in charity
Politely open doors
I’m catty and despicable
Who expected more? 
 
Cause this is the best we can do
We all hear it ain’t but it’s true
And this is the best we can do

You dreamed up solar panels 
and weaponized the flu
I don’t tax the poor
unless its cigarettes and booze
We’re all for better wages 
’til we’re paying more for food 
And that’s the fucking truth.

Cause this is the best we can do
We all hear it ain’t but it’s true
And this is the best we can do

We pledge our allegiance 
To your confident display
It’s old survival tech
That tooled us all this way 
Take the higher ground 
Unless a missile’s on its way 
Rhetoric my dear
You’re such an easy lay.

Cause this is the best we can do
We all hear it ain’t but it’s true
And this is the best we can do
We all say it ain’t. Show me proof.

The Best We Can Do - 8:23:24, 3.17 PM

Debbie died for Digital 
So you might be saved
Hashtag unrecoverable 
The sacrifice she made

Holy Roman Digital
Visions, laws and lots
Abel smote by ransomware 
David slays the bot

Incels study Digital
They’re praying every night
A sacramental app install
Feel the keyboard light

Ancient Ruthie Digital
The classroom every day
Signs and wonders 101
since Windows 98

Hark the herald Digital
It’s heaven in the cloud
Incense smoke and silicon
Never mute the sound

Armies march for Digital 
Goggles Google Glass
Enlistment it’s been trending up 
The Sodom server crashed

Debbie Died for Digital

Draw the curtains Light pours in
Weekend winks It wears a grin
Jumping jacks and apple juice
You’re ROY G BIV You’re Dr. Seuss

Saturday O Saturday
In my hands 
Like art school clay
Hey Saturday
Never mind
My slow decay

Pull your boots up Part your hair
There’s something better It’s out there
Don’t ignore me But please don’t stare
We need sunscreen We’re old and fair

Saturday O Saturday
In my hands 
Like art school clay
Hey Saturday
Never mind
My slow decay

Armageddon hydroponic
Makes me feel like Nostradamus
You declare The future’s fake
I laugh Until my belly aches   

Saturday O Saturday
In my hands 
Like art school clay
Hey Saturday
Never mind
My slow decay

Some old bastard Called me squirt
Fuck that guy Him dumb like dirt. 
Bumperstickers Meinen Frau
That steak sucked Vegan now  

Saturday O Saturday
In my hands 
Like art school clay
Hey Saturday
Never mind
My slow decay

It’s past eight and we ain’t kids
Fat old sun’s put on its lid
Ain’t it time You started yawning
Yes, I hear an armchair calling

Goldeggasse

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