11 - Kebin And Ian (G-104)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

SONGS USED:
Tally Hall - Ruler Of Everything (Stop motion/Absurdist/Space/Aliens: the music video)
100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Experimental)

(FANTRACK) and the horse jumped over the throne

EVIL MORTY: Kebin, you understand. I've come this far with only my wits. You don't need him.
IAN: No! Kebin like Large Ian! Right?
KEBIN: Not how I would put it, but investors don't just GIVE BACK their investments. He's staying with me.
EVIL MORTY: Fine. Be that way. When this universe crumbles, I'll have the last laugh.
KEBIN: Please. That "portal" gun could only shoot play-doh at best. You would've been sent to the Wall by now if you were on MY terms.
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)

JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

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(DOOMED 15 - EVIL MORTY)
ADAM: Y'know, alternate universes are a very interesting concept.
JAKE :𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚛𝚒𝚙 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔.
ADAM: But it's probably not even po-
JAKE: 𝚒'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚢 "𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚜𝚔 𝚔𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎" 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚡.
ADAM: Okay! Jeez...
(korone whimpers in disappointment.)

Their sourcelist includes...
- American adult animation & anything featured on or licensed by Adult Swim
(Rick and Morty, Family Guy, The Simpsons)
- Artists featured in Rick and Morty
(Blonde Redhead, Splack Pack, SayWeCanFly)
- Science fiction media & general science
(History of Everything, Lit Me Up, To Tame a Land)
- Clones, doppelgängers, 'evil' versions of pre-existing characters, & eyepatches
(Led Clones, Creatures From The Sky, Greenhorn Forest)
- Alternate dimensions, general dimensions & dimensional travel
(Intergalactic, Zionltopia, DIMENSION)
-And it is limited to that, sorry anarchists!

SONGS USED:
Sonic Forces - Theme of Infinite (Dimensional Travel/Science)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes And Count To F*ck (Rick and Morty artists/Money: Jewels)
100 gecs - Stupid Horse (Money/Experimental)

(FANTRACK) Money Buys Morals

(CREA∎∎∎∎ NO∎∎: honestly im just getting this one out so i can do the goner version)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

SONGS USED:
The Muppets (2011) - Muppets Theme Song (Puppets/Has A Kevin: Gonzo's Cousin (no this isnt a joke))
SODIKKEN - REDMAGEDDON (Absurdist)
Michael Huang - Gibberish (Elimination based/Game shows/Aliens: Algebraliens)

(FANTRACK) (G-104) Victory! - Kebin And Ian (LR1)

THE EXPLOITED: ԀԀ∀Ɔ ON ʇʇɐʎɓ oqɯnɾ oıɥo uı zzıɹ ıpıqıʞs
KEBIN: Your owners run a great business. Too bad you can't say anything for yourself.

(CREA∎∎∎∎ NO∎∎: HOW DID BANBAN EVEN GET HERE WHAT THE FUCK HE'S NOT EVEN GONERED HE'S JUST IN EVIL MODE)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(??? - THE EXPLOITED)
(korone is distracted by an ipad. its not even charged. it's dead.)
ADAM: Is...is she breathing?
JAKE: 𝚒 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚘 𝚓𝚘𝚜𝚑 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗

THEIR SOURCELIST INCLUDES...
- VIRAL GAMES & SURVIVAL HORROR
- GEN ALPHA CULTURE & CONTENTSLOP MEDIA
- SCHOOL, EDUCATION, & PARTIES
- UNHOLY RELIGION & MONSTERS
- SCIENCE, MUTATION, HUNGER, & ORGANS
- FAMILY, WHAT CHILDREN LOVE, AND WHAT YOU HATE
- BUT THE CONTENT SCROLL NEVER ENDS.

(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

Songs used:
Barenaked Ladies - One Week (banbanarchy)
Saster - Confronting Yourself (VIRAL GAMES/UNHOLY RELIGION/SURVIVAL HORROR: like half of the sonic.exe fangames out there that aren't jokes but are still focused on sonic)
SODIKKEN - REDMAGEDDON (Absurdist/MUTATION)
Sam O'Nella - Accountant Rap (Business/Money/WHAT YOU HATE: TAXES)

(FANTRACK) ONE FOR ALL ANA LLA ROF ENO (KCARTNAF)

(CREA∎∎∎∎ NO∎∎: waga baba bobo also go watch all of one the osc and doatk fanbase literally only overlap with me and nobody else and im lonely in that spot)
(CREATORS NOTE FRFR: past me is stupid)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya)
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(DOOMED 11 - KEBIN AND IAN)
JAKE: 𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚔𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚜
ADAM: If I had to make a guesstimate, 2 foot 6.
(Jake tries to hold in laughter, but ends up coughing up blood instead, or white goner juice, I guess.)
JAKE: 𝚕𝚖𝚊𝚘

Their sourcelist includes...
- Will McDaniel, other experimental/absurdist media, & 'weirdcore'
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, My Christmas Hole, Kevin's Bunker)
- Puppets, dolls, & stop motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
- Business, money, game shows, & elimination based content
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, The Bachelor)
- Aliens, space, & meat
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
- Media that have people named 'Kevin' or 'Ian' in them, and general size/small men
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, Short Kings Anthem)
- And it is limited to that.

SONGS USED:
Cheesy HFJ - Endtro (Elimination-Based)
Louie Zong - hello world (Business: Being forced to work)

(FANTRACK) (G-104) Results - Kebin And Ian (LR1)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya) (this is not canon to doatk, kebin and ian COULD sweep the entire bracket and win the tourney.)
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(ELIMINATED 11 - KEBIN (AND IAN))

KEBIN: My foes were...impressive. Mostly. Even if most of my time here was just hiding from bigger threats, I'm impressed with all of them. And to everyone who thought I was worth their time with my "tracks" thank you.
IAN: Bye friends! Large Ian see you in big cloud place where nice people go!


Their sourcelist includes...
Will McDaniel // Experimental and Absurdist Media // Body Horror
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, hand crushed by a mallet, Diary of a Tourney Kid)
Puppets // Dolls // Stop Motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
Business and Money // Game-Shows // Elimination-Based Media
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, New Friendly)
Aliens // Space // Meat // Failure and it's consequences
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
People named Kevin or Ian // Size and artists/songs named after it
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, RAP MUSIC)
Parodies // Hive-minds // Individuality // The lack of it
(Eat It, Hive-Mind, Slim Shady)
- But your pitch can be whatever you want it to be.


SONGS USED:
Michael Huang - Gibberish (Elimination-Based/Aliens/Game-Shows)
Cheesy HFJ - Endtro (Elimination-Based/Failure)
SODIKKON - REDMAGEDDON (Body Horror/Absurdist)
Run The Jewels - Close Your Eyes (And Count To F*ck) (Money: Jewels)

(FANTRACK) VICTORY! - -KEBIN AND IAN- (G-104)

everything by @doatk (also im using the lr2 render for kebin and ian because they have no lr1 render i can use and im bad at art so technicality yayayyaayyayyyyayya) (this is not canon to doatk, kebin and ian COULD sweep the entire bracket and win the tourney.)

ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇꜱᴛᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴅᴜᴄᴛ ꜱᴇᴘᴀʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴜꜱᴇʟᴇꜱꜱ, ᴄᴏᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ ɪɴ ꜰᴇᴀʀ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛꜱ ᴀɢᴀɪɴꜱᴛ ᴍʏ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ, ʏᴇᴛ ᴡɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏᴄᴄᴀꜱɪᴏɴꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴇꜱʜ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴡᴀꜱ ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇꜰᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴍᴇɴᴛꜱ. ɪ ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ ɪɴ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀꜱ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ.

𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝓲𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓪 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓭 𝓸𝓻 𝓪𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮, 𝓱𝓲𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓻 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓯𝓾𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭. ...𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓭𝓾𝓬𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓸𝔂𝓲𝓷𝓰.

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(ELIMINATED 11 - KEBIN (AND IAN))

KEBIN: My foes were...impressive. Mostly. Even if most of my time here was just hiding from bigger threats, I'm impressed with all of them. And to everyone who thought I was worth their time with my "tracks" thank you.
IAN: Bye friends! Large Ian see you in big cloud place where nice people go!


Their sourcelist includes...
Will McDaniel // Experimental and Absurdist Media // Body Horror
(Materials Can't Go To Heaven, hand crushed by a mallet, Kevin's Bunker)
Puppets // Dolls // Stop Motion
(Sesame Street, The Muppets, Fraggle Rock)
Business and Money // Game-Shows // Elimination-Based Media
(Shark Tank, Jersey Shore, New Friendly)
Aliens // Space // Meat // Failure and it's consequences
(It Came Out Of The Sky, Aliens Exist, Zero Zero UFO)
People named Kevin or Ian // Size and artists/songs named after it
(Home Alone, They Might Be Giants, RAP MUSIC)
Parodies // Hive-minds // Individuality // The lack of it
(Eat It, Hive-Mind, Slim Shady)
- But your pitch can be whatever you want it to be.


SONGS USED:
Tally Hall - Ruler of Everything (Absurdist/Hive-minds/Space/Aliens/Stop-motion)
Porter Robinson - Goodbye To A World (Absurdist/Consequences: Death/Goodbye.)


























alone, in another part of the diary, far away from the final four or any of the goners, the single scoot of a chair is heard.
THE THRONE HAS BEEN LEFT TO ROT.

11 - Kebin And Ian (G-104)

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