I blow all previous television shows ever created out of the mother fucking water with some crazy ass shit. Then I pitch a cool new clothing idea. Also we talked about tampons for a second I think???? the fuck

Reality TV and New Fashion Paradigms

I pitch a progressive reboot of a beloved Alan Moore comic which will no doubt age impeccably. Then we talk about a bunch of stuff and collectively reveal our ignorance about the modern reparations movement. Also Asa tells a story about a skeleton grabbing some dude's nuts and manages to make it somehow not funny. good one dude

Batman and Horse Racism

I solve Boston's homelessness problem and then go on to solve network TV, once and for all. Also Tristan was on this one and damn that boy has a soft ass voice. I also edited a bunch of shit because dumb ass noises and intrusions kept happening because we live in an  noisey ass old house with a bunch of noisey ass nerds

The Big Homelessness Theory

I introduce what I hope will be two regular segments on the show, after which I pitch a couple of baseball teams to the boys. Eli makes a joke about genocide I guess. I then culturally appropriate from the rust belt (they've had it too good for too long) and we end it on a zinger I just read off of my twitter account on my phone

The Great Sport of Baseball

1. devil dad
2. dating advice
3. the most progressive president ever
4. Eli's new arcade
5. crypto talk
6. the better queer eye

the audio quality is shit it always will be shit get over it you hags

the header image is what I found when I googled 'devil dad'. its from tldlwave's deviant art account. obviously

Devil Dad

this was a huge mistake

Audio used in this episode
 It's So Useless - Jay Reatard
 'Super Smash Bros' - Ray Sipe

good ideas show