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When your walls go up, I hope that they're mirrored
So you can serve your sentence with somebody sympathetic
Darlin' you're a hack, but it's charming when you crack yourself up
But everybody knows what you go to to keep yourself together

Alone at the end of the day
Sync your thoughts with the highway song
Fall asleep with the T.V. on

Sylvia, you know, I just want to stay close to you
Oh no, there you go again
Sylvia, my love, there is just so much I can do for you
After all, I'm just a friend

It's a shame, nowadays all your friends have become such a drag
They make you feel like a running gag
Sylvia's just a dying fad
Your mind's at a fever pitch, temperature's rising
Those ghosts in the rearview are so tantalizing

Sylvia, you say that “the moon is your only friend
But she's a bitch and she don't listen when you cry”
Sylvia, my love, there is just so much I can do for you
After all, I'm just a friend

Burn PYGMALION!!! A Collection of Demos

Sylvia's Just A Dying Fad - The Scary Jokes (Demo)

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"commission for an upcoming graphic novel by danymals / filmatra on twitter :)" - liz

Bring me a dream
In your eyes I can see everything but you
On the top of the world
But so far away from you
Make it easier
Let me in your head
Wish I could see you
I see everything else instead, and it's beautiful

Give me the sky
Give me anything but this ceiling
Thanks for the show
It takes me outside of what I'm feeling
Guess I'm the lucky one
I live in your head
So it's fine with me
You're the one that goes on ahead

Getting what you want
It's a funny thing
I just can't help myself from
Showing you everything that's beautiful

& Its Beautiful - The Scary Jokes

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LYRICS SOON

Rule Reversal - The Scary Jokes

Icicles - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

in splendorous stereochrome - the scary jokes

Bohemian Rhapsody Heritage Performance - Ft. The Scary Jokes

nnnghyouguys - the scary jokes

April Fools (2021 Mix)

Friends with You - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Apple Pie - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Feelin So Matryoshka - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

In a Bitter Syrup - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Catabolic Seed - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Blood from the Concrete - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

A Mannequin Adrift - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

A Night at the Movies - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Pink Smoke - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Pleasure Cruise - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

Toynbee Tiles - The Scary Jokes (2021 Mix)

early early recordings

happy song - the scary jokes (apple pie demo)

Pygmalion - The Scary Jokes (demo)

Emotional Vagrant - The Scary Jokes (demo)

fun, bloopy korg volca drum experiment - the scary jokes

Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes (Demo)

taken from the @/needlejuicerecords tiktok account.
the caption on the post and in-video caption:

(post caption) soon. 😈/🤡/❤️‍🔥/👁💐#thescaryjokes
(in-video)Something Murderous is Brewing... 👁💐

Our Murderous Decent - The Scary Jokes (SNIPPET)

hi needlejuice if you see this hello hi hello!!!!!there is no stopping this little boy from uploading!!!!

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Magic Hat - The Scary Jokes

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Shall we go down
Beneath the waterfall?
Raining thunder, where we can
Make a place to hide
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover’s head

(They don't, they don't know)
We buckle too, when the flesh fails
Wanting, waiting
On vengeance to free her arrow
It’s a blind shot across
Our starlit kingdom
Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

They don't, they don't know
They've got no common sense
We don't, we don't, we don’t
Have to be so defenseless

But we shatter too, when the flesh fails
And I’ll be right here, I'll be right here with you

They don’t, they don't know
They don't, they don't know
You don’t, you don't know
You don't, you don't know
The weight I carry
You know, it don't come easy
So won't you be sweet?
Oh fortune, please, won't you be sweet to me?
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(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)
(They don't, they don't know)

Our splintering bones
Oh, now we're seeing red
Fetching the crown to
Adorn my lover's head

Our Murderous Descent  - The Scary Jokes

Go on and live your life in misery
We're just moving our bodies to the beat 
And I'm not evil after all
Go on and live your life in misery

You and I, we're driving downtown
My mind's eye is really delivering
Can I really lie, say I've got no regrets?
In this place all I want to do is be your friend

No contrition
No, no contrition
No contrition
No, no contrition
We'll never be good, we'll never be good 
God, I hope I never see you again
Why can't you behave?
You're always out of control
Why can't I calm down even when I'm alone?
It's got me like...
Ooh, I wish things were different 
Ooh, but the feeling's not mutual
We all, we all end up, all of us in, in the middle of the spiral

If you say you're sorry
I'll say it too
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness
No forgiveness
No, no forgiveness

Go on and live your life in misery
I'm not the wicked one
Go on and live your life in misery

Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip
Sucking the blood from my split lip, uh-huh
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
Fist in the drywall
You won't believe who I just saw

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Uzumaki - The Scary Jokes

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I’ve become the invisible man
You won’t see me around no more
No use in photographs
It burns holes in the film
Hoping you’ll forget me
Sincerely yours

Elephant foot
Smolders under feral dogs

I hide from my own reflection
I fear my own shadow
Burning in my memory
Every mistake I’ve made
Human error that wrought disaster

Pinning the yarn, it must be someone here’s to blame
Logging the evidence, a devil with no name
Try to justify the means, you can’t, you can’t
Imprisoned in dying dreams
We are not built to last
Little green army men who melt beneath the sun
Elephant foot smolders under feral dogs

Elephant Foot - The Scary Jokes

dude i went through hell to upload this song
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Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool
Who will build over this home of mine?
Riptide, pull, pull me closer 
You can pull, pull me under
Jenny, Jenny, could you have been saved?
Such a pity, the mess you made 
With those lovely hands
Sink your white fang into me
Rip my throat out, leave me gasping 
Death to all men, who wrote op-eds
Lamenting how you kept your clothes on
The riptide will pull, pull you under
You can pull, pull me closer
Do you want to watch the transformer blow up?
You thought a bomb had gone off
But it wasn't Armageddon
After all that rain, it's no surprise 
That the river rages and the waters rise 
And the roads we know are going to take our lives if we're not careful already spun out once or twice
Riptide, pull me closer 
You can pull me under
A hex on my head that makes me
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool 
Ever the fool, ever the fool

Riptide - The Scary Jokes

from the FADER label charity compilation album. benefits trans people, available ONLY in november. buy it here:
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if youre wondering about the missing tracks, i cannot unpriv them until after the release of the album. thumbs up emoji

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