Tired of cold short days? Me too. Let's party!!  I haven't posted anything new in a while so here's a 10 year old tune that will be new to some of my peers, and those who've heard it have already gotten over the shock. This is an exercise in licentious sexual innuendo and lewd, funky sounds. It's what happens when an otherwise innocent childhood is spent listening to Jimmy Castor Bunch, New Birth, Slave, James Brown, Funkadelic, etc, and there are some biblical metaphors thrown in for good measure. It can be downloaded in case I decide to run for Governor and need to quickly hide all scandal.

OK where does this nonsense come from? 

"There's a primordial dread and fear of the power of the Feminine expressed in the feckless desire to dominate and control a situation that the poor fool just oughta accept as way beyond his own meager forces."  -- Carl Jung

James Brown --  Hot Pants (use what she got to get just want she want)
https://youtu.be/lehBlK2MrD8
James Brown -- Just Look at Those Cakes (yeah he got away with this stuff)
https://youtu.be/7fMNganQ-z0
Jimmy Castor -- Trogolodyte (that bass tho')
https://youtu.be/n0zfdptxQvY
P-Funk -- Undisco Kid (the girl was baaad)
https://youtu.be/o38j7m3ZMWE
New Birth -- Got to Get a Knutt (sorry their title not mine)
https://youtu.be/2HQsslSYDbA
Ohio Players --  Skin Tight (ditches britches stitches, delicious)
https://youtu.be/5Smb9DkYDr8

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN
I went down to the melon patch 
gonna find myself a big 'un
it was Saturday morning and the sun was shining 
and I was ready for diggin'

there she was alone with her hands around a vine
sunlight shining through her summer dress I said my my my

my name is Daisy hope you don't mind
that I'm down here pulling on your vines
now if you please may i keep on pickin?
and one more thing I taste like chicken

she was in my melon patch already picking
and now she tells me she tastes like chicken
this could be the thing that I've been missing
now here's a girl that tastes like chicken

she followed me home with a couple juicy melons
I said baby where you are from but she wasn't telling
now something about her story just wasn't clickin'
I know a lotta girls don't none of them taste like chicken

back in my kitchen I cut the rind
it was pink and juicy on the inside
she said baby just a minute
I need to step outside before we get in it

she went outside behind a big old tree
I was following close behind but I didn't let her see
then I heard something that blew my mind
she was talking alien on a radio line

she came back in through the front door
wearing nothing but a smile
I know she's an alien
but I'll let it go for now

now I'm not sure how it's gonna all work out
I still got my extraterrestrial doubts
but man she looks good standing in my kitchen
and she tastes like chicken

Tastes Like Chicken

written, performed, arranged and recorded by:
Stoniam

Liam J Boyle - guitar, bass, piano, drums, vocals, mix, mastering
Stone X Catcherye - vocals, lyrics

Magnetism & Affinity

I am magnetized just by your smile
I'm in love with you, I'm attracted to
a deep affinity for your soul

grow a rose out of Stone
concrete molds I have broke
magnet soul, not a clone
left alone, I explode

but you see, the magnet is in my head

I am energized just by your eyes
I'm in love with you, I adore the view
& deep affinity for your soul

sunken boat, lost at sea
no one dares look for me
on my own since my teens
no one stares no one sees

but you see the madness is in my head

I am hypnotized just by your light
I'm in love with you, this enamored mood
this deep affinity for your soul

Magnetism & Affinity

written and performed by
Stone Catcherye
recorded at 
Sound Construction Studio

We're Alone

if I could clone you, the things we could do
how I would love two, the two of you to
clone some for you too, in multiples
if I could have you

hold me,
I don't wanna be alone tonight

hold me...

yeah, if I could clone you and call you by twos
how I would love you & you'd love me too
to have two hold you, imagine the view
I could not handle, but I'd try to

hold me,
I don't wanna be alone tonight

hold me...

we're alone
we're alone
we're alone

hold me,
I don't wanna be alone tonight

hold me...

We're Alone

written and performed by
Stone Catcherye
recorded at 
Sound Construction Studio

Casting Shadows

I like wearing shades
I love sunny days
days too bright for eyes
ruined by you guys

why are you always
casting such shadows
so many issues

I dig summer days
I vibe on suns' rays
days with blinding skies
ruined by the likes of

why are you always
casting such shadows
do you just still have
big mommy problems
so many issues

I know you love hate
and have since 8th grade

why are you always
casting such shadows
do you just still have
big daddy problems
why are you always
casting such shadows
is it you're pretty
with all the lights off?

Casting Shadows

written and performed by
Stone Catcherye
recorded at 
Sound Construction Studio

Fool On The 3rd Floor

and the sun went down
and the world's not spinning 
but dying now
and I'm so spent, I frown
because the spinning world 
brought dementia to my head now

I am a fool, but so are you, 
how do you do?
I am a fool, but so are you, 
how do you do

and the vibe went south
I can feel all the hatred 
in the house now
and I'm so dead, I lunge out
because I'm sick of all the hating 
in the world now

I am a fool, but so are you, 
how do you do?
I am a fool, but so are you, 
how do you do

and the trees are brown
all the leaves have 
fallen on the ground
all upset, they died out
and left us all to burn to death 
under the sun now

I am a fool, but so are you, 
how do you do?
I am a fool, but so are you, 
how do you do

and the sun went down
and the world is grinning 
at my soul now
and I have clouds, no frown
because I'm sick & tired
of all the Bullshit in the world now

and the sun went down
and the world's not spinning 
but dying now
and I'm so spent, I frown
because I'm sick of all the hating 
in the world now

Fool On The 3rd Floor

a medley of songs from our 2nd album, "Shadowface II" available on our bandcamp page: https://shadowfaceband.bandcamp.com/
The album is available on streaming services too: https://shadowface.hearnow.com/

Shadowface is:
bitzone
stone catcherye
unearth noise

Shadowface II

Shadowface 2 Album Medley

Imagine you wander to the park, where you find some friends sitting on the steps of the gazebo, playing music. You sit and listen, and they offer you grapes on the break. It's kinda like that.
Brian "Boo" Fable playing Kamale Ngoni. 
Michi Regier playing a Jacob Brillhart fiddle. 
No words.

Grapes at the Gazebo

OLD NO 8
The Band:
Pat Buzby drums
Charlie King lap steel, harmonica, guitar, vocals 
Brian Koehler guitar, harmonica, vocals, 
Andy Levenberg guitar, bass, vocals 
Charlie Pierce bass, piano, organ, vocals

Seraphim -OLD NO 8

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