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"Penis-gate Party Goes Wrong: Nikocado Avocado Hospitalized After Air Compressor Incident"

In a shocking turn of events, local man Nikocado Avocado found himself in the hospital after a reckless decision involving an air compressor. 

According to sources, Avocado couldn't resist the temptation to try out the powerful machine, and foolishly placed his penis into the nozzle. 

At first, he experienced a tingling sensation, but as the pressure increased, the tingling turned to pain.  Avocado quickly realized the error of his ways, but it was too late - his penis was left battered and bruised from the intense pressure. 

Doctors worked tirelessly to repair the damage, and Avocado eventually regained full use of his penis.  However, he learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of air compressors and the importance of caution and common sense. 

So, lesson learned - leave the air compressors to the professionals, folks.  And let's all just be grateful that Avocado's injury was only to his penis and not something more serious. 

Patient Name: Nikocado Avocado
Date of Admission: 9/11/2022
Reason for Admission: Accidental injury from air compressor

Medical History: No previous injuries or surgeries

Physical Exam: Patient presented with bruising and swelling on penis. Vital signs stable.

Diagnosis: Trauma to penis from air compressor injury

Treatment Plan: Administer pain medication, wrap penis in bandages, and refer patient for physical therapy to aid in recovery.

Prognosis: With proper treatment and physical therapy, patient's penis should make a full recovery.

Overall, Nikocado Avocado is in stable condition following the accidental injury to his penis. He is receiving pain medication and bandaging to aid in the healing process, and will be referred for physical therapy to help regain full function of his penis. It is expected that with proper treatment, the patient's penis will make a full recovery.

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In the beginning, there was nothing... and then there was Saul Goodman. This dude was known for creating weapons of mass destruction and selling them to the Russians. The USA was falling behind until the Bill Clinton Doctrine was proposed. The Bill Clinton Doctrine stated that the USA would reject any goods or services, except for sexual intercourse, to any Russian affiliated organizations or individuals.

The Doctrine was enforced by the Twitter Administration, and the credit for this policy goes to none other than Bill Clinton himself, who at the time was the Secretary for the National Janitor Security and Health Department. 🤦‍♂️

But little did Bill Clinton know, Saul Goodman had a plan to extort him. How, you might ask? By blackmailing Bill with evidence of him selling crack during sexual intercourse with three Russians who apparently had "BBC sizes of goodness" for the Secretary. The controversy, of course, was selling anything except for sexual intercourse to the Russians.

The main player in this extort was Finger G Ehermentraut, who was on the front lines of this operation with the help of the Mexican Cartel. However, Finger wasn't too fond of the Cartel, so he came up with a plan to poison all the leaders of the Cartel in Wako, Texas, somewhere below an adoption center.

But Bill Clinton got wind of this intel before the Cartel could, and Operation Saksenhausen was established. On the day of the meetup, 12 National Guard soldiers were ready to rappel in and kill the Cartel. Three black SUVs stopped behind the adoption center, and the mark was set for three minutes after the cars stopped. The three minutes were eerily silent, and one operator could even hear the steps of those outside. When the time came, the soldiers burst through the windows and fired at anything that moved. The children's screams were drowned out by the gunshots, which also alerted the Cartel to fight back and flee.

It was a terrible day for the Twitter Administration, who had to apologize by reducing the price of their Government Femboy Renting Facility by 2% for the rest of the day. 💀💀💀

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