JESSE

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I GOT BEAT MY DAD
I GOT BEAT MY DAD
I GOT BEAT MY DAD
I GOT BEAT MY DAD

I Got Beat By My Dad

my frsti  dbustep (rael))

getting tinitus on the streets of wuhan

"Penis-gate Party Goes Wrong: Nikocado Avocado Hospitalized After Air Compressor Incident"

In a shocking turn of events, local man Nikocado Avocado found himself in the hospital after a reckless decision involving an air compressor. 

According to sources, Avocado couldn't resist the temptation to try out the powerful machine, and foolishly placed his penis into the nozzle. 

At first, he experienced a tingling sensation, but as the pressure increased, the tingling turned to pain.  Avocado quickly realized the error of his ways, but it was too late - his penis was left battered and bruised from the intense pressure. 

Doctors worked tirelessly to repair the damage, and Avocado eventually regained full use of his penis.  However, he learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of air compressors and the importance of caution and common sense. 

So, lesson learned - leave the air compressors to the professionals, folks.  And let's all just be grateful that Avocado's injury was only to his penis and not something more serious. 

Patient Name: Nikocado Avocado
Date of Admission: 9/11/2022
Reason for Admission: Accidental injury from air compressor

Medical History: No previous injuries or surgeries

Physical Exam: Patient presented with bruising and swelling on penis. Vital signs stable.

Diagnosis: Trauma to penis from air compressor injury

Treatment Plan: Administer pain medication, wrap penis in bandages, and refer patient for physical therapy to aid in recovery.

Prognosis: With proper treatment and physical therapy, patient's penis should make a full recovery.

Overall, Nikocado Avocado is in stable condition following the accidental injury to his penis. He is receiving pain medication and bandaging to aid in the healing process, and will be referred for physical therapy to help regain full function of his penis. It is expected that with proper treatment, the patient's penis will make a full recovery.

Nikocado Pus His Dick In An Air Compresser

Cleveland, Ohio - Nikocado Avocado, a beloved local resident and cupcake entrepreneur, was shocked and distressed on Wednesday when he suddenly developed tinnitus while distributing sweets to children in a disadvantaged neighborhood on the city's east side.

According to eyewitnesses, Avocado was in the midst of handing out cupcakes to a group of excited children when he suddenly stopped and clutched at his ears. He appeared to be in pain and disoriented, and the children noticed that he was making strange, distressed noises.

Concerned bystanders rushed to Avocado's aid and called for medical assistance. Paramedics arrived on the scene and quickly determined that he was suffering from tinnitus, a condition characterized by ringing or other abnormal sounds in the ears.

Avocado was transported to a nearby hospital for treatment, and he is expected to make a full recovery. In the meantime, his cupcake business has been temporarily suspended as he recovers from the episode.

The community has rallied around Avocado, expressing their concern and support for the beloved local figure. Many have taken to social media to share their well-wishes and offer to help out in any way they can.

Despite the challenges he has faced, Avocado remains optimistic and grateful for the outpouring of love and support from his community. He looks forward to getting back to his beloved cupcake business as soon as he is able, and he hopes to continue bringing joy and sweetness to the children of Cleveland for many years to come.

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Lore:
In the bustling city of London, nestled in the northern suburb of Cockfosters, sat the headquarters of Goofy AAAA Productions. A company renowned for producing the biggest and most popular music hits in the world, Goofy AAAA Productions was the ultimate dream for aspiring musicians and producers.

Amongst the hundreds of employees of Goofy AAAA Productions was a man named Tom. Tom was a music producer who had landed his dream job of working for the world's largest music production company. Every morning, Tom would take the London Underground to work, traveling from his apartment in central London to Cockfosters.

One day, as Tom stepped onto the train at Kings Cross station, he immediately noticed the unpleasant smell and the grime on the train. The walls were covered in graffiti, and the seats were worn down and tattered. As the train began to move, Tom could hear strange noises, which he initially dismissed as just the normal sounds of the London Underground.

However, the noises gradually became louder and louder until they became unbearable. Tom realized that he was suffering from tinnitus, a ringing sensation in his ears caused by prolonged exposure to loud noises. He had heard that the London Underground could be incredibly loud, but he had never experienced it for himself.

As the train screeched to a stop at Cockfosters, Tom stumbled out, clutching his ears in pain. He struggled to make his way to the studio, where his boss, Goofy, greeted him with a worried expression. Tom explained his situation, and Goofy immediately took action. He provided Tom with earplugs and offered to pay for any medical bills.

Despite the discomfort, Tom knew that he couldn't miss work, so he tried his best to ignore the ringing and focus on the day ahead. As he arrived at the Goofy AAAA Productions studio, Tom was greeted by his colleagues, who were all hard at work producing the next big hit.

Tom's boss, Goofy, was a goofy yet determined man who had built the company from the ground up. He was renowned for his passion for music and his dedication to producing hits. Working alongside his boss, Tom had learned so much about music production, and he was determined to make his mark in the industry.

Tom worked tirelessly every day, producing tracks for some of the biggest names in the music industry. He was a perfectionist, always striving to make each track better than the last. Despite the challenges, Tom loved his job and was grateful for the opportunity to work for such a prestigious company.

Years went by, and Tom's tinnitus gradually faded away. He had become an integral part of the Goofy AAAA Productions team, and his contributions had helped to produce some of the biggest hits of the decade. As he reflected on his journey, Tom realized that the dirty train ride and the tinnitus were just small bumps on the road to success. He was proud to be a part of Goofy AAAA Productions and to have made his mark in the music industry.

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🎧 1, 2NNITUS – A sonic journey brought to you by Goofy AAAA Productions, where bass drops harder than your GPA after finals and transitions smoother than your excuses for missing deadlines.

This track isn’t just a banger — it’s a narrative masterpiece. From the hypnotic countdown into the main drop (which may or may not summon a bass demon) to a bridge so graceful, it’s probably studying ballet on weekends. And just when you think you’ve figured it out? BAM – the ending hits you with a plot twist more complicated than your last situationship.

⚠️ Side effects may include: mild head-bobbing, spontaneous air-drumming, and a strange craving for existential dance battles.

🎶 Don’t listen lightly. Listen loudly.

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