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"Penis-gate Party Goes Wrong: Nikocado Avocado Hospitalized After Air Compressor Incident"

In a shocking turn of events, local man Nikocado Avocado found himself in the hospital after a reckless decision involving an air compressor. 

According to sources, Avocado couldn't resist the temptation to try out the powerful machine, and foolishly placed his penis into the nozzle. 

At first, he experienced a tingling sensation, but as the pressure increased, the tingling turned to pain.  Avocado quickly realized the error of his ways, but it was too late - his penis was left battered and bruised from the intense pressure. 

Doctors worked tirelessly to repair the damage, and Avocado eventually regained full use of his penis.  However, he learned a valuable lesson about the dangers of air compressors and the importance of caution and common sense. 

So, lesson learned - leave the air compressors to the professionals, folks.  And let's all just be grateful that Avocado's injury was only to his penis and not something more serious. 

Patient Name: Nikocado Avocado
Date of Admission: 9/11/2022
Reason for Admission: Accidental injury from air compressor

Medical History: No previous injuries or surgeries

Physical Exam: Patient presented with bruising and swelling on penis. Vital signs stable.

Diagnosis: Trauma to penis from air compressor injury

Treatment Plan: Administer pain medication, wrap penis in bandages, and refer patient for physical therapy to aid in recovery.

Prognosis: With proper treatment and physical therapy, patient's penis should make a full recovery.

Overall, Nikocado Avocado is in stable condition following the accidental injury to his penis. He is receiving pain medication and bandaging to aid in the healing process, and will be referred for physical therapy to help regain full function of his penis. It is expected that with proper treatment, the patient's penis will make a full recovery.

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