We all know good old santa claus
from a land far far away
Its called Thailand and is the land of hope
Santas little helpers aren't really dwarfs
they are young and smooth and crispy thai boys
He loves them because they lick his balls (among other serviceeeez)

lick em from the bum hole
lick em from the top
lick em like you mean it
lick em an' never stop

lick em with your bum
lick em with your toungue
lick em everywhere and aaall night loong

Lick em hard
lick em soft
lick em like you're lara croft / lick em like a lollypop
yo my sweet thai boys
yo my sweet thai boyseeez

Santas workshop is really a sweat shop
Where the thai boys work santas iCock
This is thailand when its christmas time
Human rights are not for Santa Clause
for santa there's just one cause:
Thai boys lickin' his long wrenkly hairy santa balls

Santas back in town
wearing that golden crown;
Im a bad motherfucker
gonna doya gonna suckya
Jesus Mohammed aint the deal
im the only one bein for reeeal
here in thailand there are no cock blockers
MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS!

Santas Balls

One night in Øveren and our band aid-like christmas project was perfect!

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